Tuesday, August 1, 2006

   This is what happened when Daniel WAS here...
What's up bitches...(lol at the inappropriate...ness...bastards..)

We're gonna have a special guest...you SHOULD know him...
Daniel-Of course they know me...I'm me!

Me-Damn...you're short...you remind me of someone...*coughIshallcallhimmini-mecough*


Daniel-I'm glad I can get away from those two idiots...^_^d

Me-Listen, Danny--you mind if I call you Danny?

Daniel-...*in deep voice* My name is Daniel!

Me-Ok, DANIEL...you know you just called Melody and MewMew...idiots...right?

Daniel-Yeah...your point?

Me-You know they DO come here right?

Daniel-...Uh-oh...

Me-*sings* And she's got a gun....chika-BLAM!!!!

Daniel-AHHHH!*jumps 5 feet away*

Daniel-*whispers*I hate you already...

Me-I heard that, boy...*kicks him in the shin*

Daniel- Ow, that hurted!<------*is not a word*
Isn't it story time?

Me-Story time?...Ok....Once upon a time...*five min. later*---naked...The End...

Daniel-*mouth wide open*...*whispering*giggidy-giggidy-giggidy....

Me-You know...I'm actually just making stuff
up until my modem comes back on...*which was five days ago*

Daniel-No wonder...

Me-Hey,Daniel...

Daniel-WHAT?!

Me-Shut the fuck up.

Daniel-Up yours!

Me-*takes out gun*

Daniel-*remembers Melody* OK!OK!

Me-Now...Go make me a sandwich.

Daniel-*leaves*

Me-*turns on TV*...Speaking of TV...why in the blue hell is TV so stale these days?! Does any one remem---*BOOOOOOOOOMMMMM!!!!* * runs into kitchen**bursts out laughing* Dude...what the hell?

Daniel-The fridge fell on me... Awww! I spilled chocolate pudding all over my pants!!!

Me-...*to self* chocolate pudding?---what the hell---*out loud* We didn't have any chocolate pudding!

Daniel-...

Me-...*bursts out laughing*

Daniel-Please tell me you're joking...

Me-No I am not...*struggles to keep a straight face**helps him up* Looks like you had some bad milk or something...

Daniel-*Goes to the bathroom*

Me-Now...*walks back into room*

Daniel-*walks in with my jeans on*

Me-You..bitch...

Daniel-What...?

Me-Dude, you knew you were coming over here and you didn't bring your own clothes???

Daniel-I'm an ORPHAN!!!!! K-H-Q-Q-Q-Q-Q-Q-Q-Q-Q-Q-Q-Q-Q-Q-Q-Q-Q-*five hours later*O-N!

Me-*walks in with new clothes on...* Mornin' dude!

Daniel-Good morning...

Me-*opens newspaper...dosen't read the newspaper*
FINALLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Daniel-What!?

Me-*shows him newspaper*LANCE BASS FINALLY REVEALS THAT HE'S GAY!!!!!!!!!

Daniel-FINALLY!!

Me-I always knew that SOMEONE in N'Sync was gay!
His partner's probably even gayer than he is...

Daniel-You sure are, dude!*looks at me* *starts laughing* *runs away*

Me-BITCH!!!!!*chases him* *throws a chair* *starts chasing again*

Daniel- I'm on another site, and I'm STILL getting chased!

M. Night Shaymalan- WHAT A TWIST!!!!

Daniel-*trips over M Night*

Me-Gotcha now you little bastard!!!!*puts him into a headlock* Now let's have a little talk!
*five minutes later*
Daniel-I am an orphan...

Me- I can't HEAR you, boy!

Daniel- I AM AN ORPHAN!!!!!

Me-THEY CAN'T HEAR YOU! SAY IT LOUD!!!!

Daniel- I'M AN ORPHAN AND I'M PROUD!BITCH!!!!!!! *James Brown split*
...*dosen't come back up*...OW....

FierceAssassin08\m/^_^\m/

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