Tuesday, August 1, 2006
This is what happened when Daniel WAS here...
What's up bitches...(lol at the inappropriate...ness...bastards..)
We're gonna have a special guest...you SHOULD know him...
Daniel-Of course they know me...I'm me!
Me-Damn...you're short...you remind me of someone...*coughIshallcallhimmini-mecough*
Daniel-I'm glad I can get away from those two idiots...^_^d
Me-Listen, Danny--you mind if I call you Danny?
Daniel-...*in deep voice* My name is Daniel!
Me-Ok, DANIEL...you know you just called Melody and MewMew...idiots...right?
Me-You know they DO come here right?
Me-*sings* And she's got a gun....chika-BLAM!!!!
Daniel-AHHHH!*jumps 5 feet away*
Daniel-*whispers*I hate you already...
Me-I heard that, boy...*kicks him in the shin*
Daniel- Ow, that hurted!<------*is not a word*
Isn't it story time?
Me-Story time?...Ok....Once upon a time...*five min. later*---naked...The End...
Daniel-*mouth wide open*...*whispering*giggidy-giggidy-giggidy....
Me-You know...I'm actually just making stuff
up until my modem comes back on...*which was five days ago*
Me-Shut the fuck up.
Me-*takes out gun*
Daniel-*remembers Melody* OK!OK!
Me-Now...Go make me a sandwich.
Me-*turns on TV*...Speaking of TV...why in the blue hell is TV so stale these days?! Does any one remem---*BOOOOOOOOOMMMMM!!!!* * runs into kitchen**bursts out laughing* Dude...what the hell?
Daniel-The fridge fell on me... Awww! I spilled chocolate pudding all over my pants!!!
Me-...*to self* chocolate pudding?---what the hell---*out loud* We didn't have any chocolate pudding!
Me-...*bursts out laughing*
Daniel-Please tell me you're joking...
Me-No I am not...*struggles to keep a straight face**helps him up* Looks like you had some bad milk or something...
Daniel-*Goes to the bathroom*
Me-Now...*walks back into room*
Daniel-*walks in with my jeans on*
Me-Dude, you knew you were coming over here and you didn't bring your own clothes???
Daniel-I'm an ORPHAN!!!!! K-H-Q-Q-Q-Q-Q-Q-Q-Q-Q-Q-Q-Q-Q-Q-Q-Q-Q-*five hours later*O-N!
Me-*walks in with new clothes on...* Mornin' dude!
Me-*opens newspaper...dosen't read the newspaper*
Me-*shows him newspaper*LANCE BASS FINALLY REVEALS THAT HE'S GAY!!!!!!!!!
Me-I always knew that SOMEONE in N'Sync was gay!
His partner's probably even gayer than he is...
Daniel-You sure are, dude!*looks at me* *starts laughing* *runs away*
Me-BITCH!!!!!*chases him* *throws a chair* *starts chasing again*
Daniel- I'm on another site, and I'm STILL getting chased!
M. Night Shaymalan- WHAT A TWIST!!!!
Daniel-*trips over M Night*
Me-Gotcha now you little bastard!!!!*puts him into a headlock* Now let's have a little talk!
*five minutes later*
Daniel-I am an orphan...
Me- I can't HEAR you, boy!
Daniel- I AM AN ORPHAN!!!!!
Me-THEY CAN'T HEAR YOU! SAY IT LOUD!!!!
Daniel- I'M AN ORPHAN AND I'M PROUD!BITCH!!!!!!! *James Brown split*
...*dosen't come back up*...OW....