Birthday 1993-10-08 Gender
Male Location Yo Mama's house Member Since 2005-10-02 Occupation Protector Of The Earth Real Name Goku
Achievements SSj,2,3,4...BITCH! Anime Fan Since 1995 Favorite Anime DragonBall Z Goals To get Chi-chi to stop being such a bitch...god... Hobbies Getting stronger... Talents KAMEHAMEHA!!bitch!
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Ahh....My Favorite Day of The Year....
Is not here yet...Valentine's Day....Didn't i do a rant about this last year? *goes to Modify Posts* Ahhh! Here it is!!!
"I HATE Valentine's Day!!!!
First of all, I don't have a girlfriend---right now---
Second of all, you never know if your valentine is cheating on you or not, I mean there's no way of knowing unless they actually tell you, which really never happens...
And This has been FierceAssassin08's Guide to Valentine's Day
Anyone remember that? Good times....good fuckin' times...Well, see ya laterz!
U of I, eh?
So I'm going down to visit my brother down at his college today...and I've only got like...*looks at time* 45 minutes to get ready...so...I'll try and post when I get back....(hopefully they have DDR down there)
Wow....it's been a while hasn't it, Otaku? And if Ace or V doesn't read this...I'm gonna KILL them when we go back to school...I'm gonna post tomorrow...Tell you where I've been and why...
Holy...Shit...you fucking asshole...
I just got back from trick-or-treating...Everything was going good! Until...we played Ding-Dong-Ditch...on the people who have the following words spray-painted on the walls of their garage..."JESUS IS DEAD"...Ironically...I was the only one without a bike!So...they told me to get a head-start...So...I ran my ass down the street like it was nothing! Then...we were walking down the street...Me and one other friend got left behind...then...all of a sudden, a car starts driving up....slowly...and then...my friend Justn falls off of his bike! So, thinking he was just being lazy....I laughed my ass off... then all of a sudden he said..."SHIT, THEY SHOT ME WITH A PAINTBALL GUN!!!"So...being the quick thinking person I am...i HIT IT, screaming---"JUSTIN GOT SHOT WITH A PAINTBALL GUN!!!!!!" ova and over again...And I jumped on my friends pegs...and yelled at the top of my lungs..."GOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!" They hit it!...I saw the bike trail...jumped off my friends pegs...and ran my ass home...
This has been FierceAssassin08's version of Lemony Snicket's "A Series Of Unfortunate Events"