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Wednesday, September 19, 2007


UGH

My arms and legs hurt so badly right now
I'm playing softball this year, so I'm training after school and I'm in gym.

I thought gym was going to be an easy A
but I was wrong my teachers are so hardcore
You HAVE to run all 3-6 minutes and you can't power walk. I can last 4 minutes but after that I'm done.

Mrs.Elric is really mean to me still

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Tuesday, September 18, 2007


   um......hi
ummm.....
Hi....Its been like um... 2-3 months since i last posted...

wow..
I have a real go excuse why too..
My mom blocked Myotaku and youtube on both the computer and the laptop..

i'll most likely post tomorrow

later

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Wednesday, June 13, 2007


Hi-Yo

wow its been like forever sincei last posted
Hahahaha I'm not in America!!! I'm in Germany!!
its awful my dad family is so freakin mean...
out of 28 grand kids only 8 are girls!!! That sucks big time
To make thing worst I'm a the youngest of the girls
I've been the last female born for the past 13 years. Blasted people!!

Right now I'm one of the only people awake.
I almostforgot that my dad family takes turns cooking breakfeast(it always the girls the gys can't cook that well)
I'm also laying on the counter right now its huge.
My cousins calls my "Mugen" moment of time.
Oh Yeah my uncles are always beating me and my cousins up(12-18.
I was able to bring my dog Murdox with me too. I love my Murdy. I had to play a series of games jut to keep dog yesterday. My cousin Luke(20) wnated to keep my dog with him in Texas. I had to play:Mortal Kombat,Halo,halo2,Super mario bros.,Mario party 1-6
We went from xbox and play station2 to super nitendo and nitendo 64. I really want to play sonic but they were all in either the attic or the basment.I would never good into either of them because I've terrified of both of them since I was 8.

Chi I have to start cooking now
later

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Friday, April 6, 2007


hello
it's 4:15
and I'm still not asleep

I hate being Insomic but it has its advantages
like I get to hear everything that people mummble in their sleep.

Yesterday my cousins comfronted me abot my insomia problem.They told that they were worried about me cause i haven't really slept the entire time I've been here. I get at least 2 hours of sleep a day and then I'm up all day.
Right now I'm in David's room(we all have our own rooms)because everybody is in my room.I felt like was being in cased in a cage. They only slepted in my room because they wanted to MAKE sure that I actually webt to sleep, see the results.I'm still awake and not showing any signs of sleeping.I have to commend them on their attempt,at least they tried.
Now I'm stuck watching retarded shows and stupid commericals.

I'm sssooooo bored I have the urge to put my cousin's hands inside a cup of water.
In utter boredom I was on youtube forever watching my playlist and search for random things
Then i remebered these really funny videos that my friend made

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Thursday, April 5, 2007


Hello
My cousin Natasha wants to say hi to you,but please for give her if she types some retarded or in German(she does that alot).

Natasha:guter Tag aller bin ich Vetter Natasha!!!! Ich bin glücklich, Sie allen zu treffen!!! BYE-BYE(good day of all I am cousin Natasha!!!! I am lucky to meet you all!!! BYE BYE)
Me:Dumbass sprechen sie Englisch*Dumbass speak it English)
Natasha:oops!sorry,I forgot.I thought they were like your friends on myspace.
Me:Go away.......NOW!!!
Natasha:Du Arschloch erhalten zu dann I Hoffnung, die Sie auf einem Würstchen erdrosseln und einen STD
Me:.......so mean....that actually hurt.
(I wonder if I should translate that last sentence............NEVER!!!)

anyways
yesterday was ok......me and my cousins all lost at least one thing
David-His pinky ring
Jerome(oh yeah the"E" sounds like a "Y" in his name)-Lost his H.I.M hoodie
Mika-lost his MIMS cd
Mike-lost his Halo Blue vs Red videos(we're all pissed at that)
Natasha-lost her t****ns(we all wanted to smack her when she told us)
Me-I lost my DDR game(I miss my GAME!!!!)
DUDE!!!
there was this creepy guy in the neighborhood right.Me and Natasha was getting creeped out because the guy kept staring at us when we were on the porch eating some grapes.I guess David and Mika saw how scared we were from the window and came and sat with us.After like 10 minutes the creepy guy leaves and me and natasha finally finish eatting the grape(we had 12 bags full grapes.......yes we love grapes).But thats only half of the story.
About 2 hours later the creepy guy is back!!! This time he's at the house behind our aunt's house,just staring again.At that time I was pissed because everybody locked me and Jerome in the basement because we were arguing....again(we're forever fighting eachother over something)It was dark damp and cold down there...I think we were down ther for an hour and 50 minutes.The worst part about the basment is the water heater it kept making this clicking noise.Back to the guy....He was standing on the porch of the house behind us.With me beign pissed and a deadly go shot with a bea-bea gun,paintball gun,and a potato launcher.I went to the attic with the potato launcher and TRIED to snipe him.I guess my cousins are smarter than they look beacause david and Mika tackled me. And Natasha toke the launcher.*sigh* We never found out who the guy was.
I Really wanted to snipe him, but I sniped someone better someguy in the James Bond game.

later

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Wednesday, April 4, 2007


Yo

Its been like forever since I last posted.

I'm finally on spring break but I have to spend it in Florida with my crackhead cousins(on my dad side).
My aunt(on my dad side, got married for the 5th time. I wonder why she even wanted to get married again.Well anyways during the wedding I was a "brides maid" I hated it!!!I had to wear a dress and my heels were really painful after a while.
I thought that I was going to die her wedding was like 5 hours or so.
And during that little pary thing after the wedding my cousin thought that I would be funny to eat all of my cookies. I wanted to strangle him but I had to wait. That blasted Father Daughter Dance I actually had to dance in it, all because my dear couin and his twin brother annouced it. I tried to run but my dad caught me and I had to dance.

After the wedding was the best part!! my aunt went on her honey moon and I changed out of dress, makeup,and heels to put on my night wear( basketball shorts,a Shirt that the says: BITE ME on the front and:DO IT AND DIE on the back,and some house shoes)
Me and my cousins(Mike,David,Jerome,Natasha,Mika) are staying at our aunt's house
I hate them but I still love them. Me and Natasha are the only girls and its hard. The guys keep bothering us when we're trying to sleep,like now I'm sitting at the computer in lounge on the second floor while Mika and Mike(the twins from earilier)are poking Natasha with a stick. I would help her but this is payback for when they locked me in the attic,and I had to go throught the window and through another window to get out.
WOW she just woke up and now she's cursing them out,but NOT in english but German.Its really funny. My german I waay better than hers but her French is ten times better that mine. To make matters worst All the guys are like 16-17 and me and Natasha are 13. They're also some tall ass bastards and they pick on me and Natasha because we're only HALF German. But the funny thing about is that Only they can can call us "Half breeds" because one day some chicks in Germany(they had crushes on the boys)called us Half breeds(thinking that it would impress them) and Mike,David,Jerome,and Mika flipped(they're really over protective) we got into alot of trouble after the yelling started we got kicked out of Mac Doodles. Aaaaaaahhhhh good times good times.

Its also hot here I've only been outside twice(I've been her since friday afternoon).
It was so hot one day we were going to swim in the pool in the backyard but.........I was waaaay to hot out there. So we had to entertain ourselves. We discovered the TRUE power of gravity. Our Aunt has this Balcony thing on the second floor and the couches are right below it so we got this crazy idea to jump over the balcony and onto the couch.It ws awsome!! Me and David dropped kicked the twin off the balcony when they weren't looking. Jerome threw me over like a sack of potatoes.Natasha was pushed over. The twins "TRIED" to push everyone off at the same time,they suceeded but was pulled down themselves.It was so fun.I hope we didn't break anything when we all landed......oh well

I'm going back to sleep
Bis folgendes Mal jeder Körper
Thats german for
To the following mark each body

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Tuesday, March 6, 2007


my day yeterday was.....
FUN

in english I think 75% of the class got "Behavior modification" sheet.I didn't get one,which is really surprising since I was in the front row singing the pokemon theme song(the first theme song) I even put in the sound effects.Then I started to sing "D-tecnolife by UVERworld".My friends and everyone in the class was pissed cause I was singing,but I didn't receive a "sheet"

later on in the day I was in english again(I have to go to that room twice a day)..I sit in the back of the class this time.This english class is waaaaaaaaaayyyy worser that my other one.
well anyways.........
I was sleeping,until my friends started poking me.They woke me up, because they were talking about mood swings.And since a few of them are in health and are learning about the "Results of pregnacy" and mood swings were one of the results.My friends,being as smart as they are,thought that I was "with child" because I have more mood swings then any girl I know.
I was really pissed because
1.My mom would kill me
2.my grandma would kill me
3.my dad would kill me
4.I'm only ine the 8th grade
5.I'm still a kid!!!
6.I want to live!!!
7.I had major mood swings since I was 11.
8.I wouldn't be at school

I have the DUMBEST friends in the world.-_-*

later

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Monday, March 5, 2007


*sigh*
my weeks have all been the same
1.wake up
2.eat honey smacks
3.get dress
4.brush teeth and hair
5.study for a test
6.go to school
7.take test/other boring classes
8.get asskicked by some friends
9.go home
10.do homework/housework
11.eat dinner
12.take shower
13.go to sleep
and it repeats.
I've been was to busy or tired to do anything.I haven't skateboarded in weeks,I haven't ate a bowl of ramen in weeks.*sigh* what a drag

oh well......my weekend was fun.
I went to my godson's house,I stayed there all weekend starting from friday.We played DDR,Mortal Kombat,Halo,Halo2,KH,KH2,and alot of other games.
That little boy is EVIL!!!!
He tried to Impale me with my own kunai knife!! see, I was sitting on the bed when one of my knives came flying by,it missed my shoudler about 2 inches.I was so scared i actually started to cry.He thought that it was the funniest thing in the world,while me and his parents thought that it was really dangerous.(I starting to become like his parents)-I'm getting old-

on Saturday I went to Wal-Mart to get some more Honey smacks(the cereal with the frog on the front).I saw this girl riht,and I swear i thought that she was 18+ cause she was dressed like a slut,whore,hooker,what ever you want to call it she looked like it.I noticed that her stomach was um.....I don't want to say huge,but it looked like there was a planet inside the girl.I like asking pregnant people who long they've been pregnant so I waltzed my way to her.
I started talking to her
me:hi
girl:hi
me:can I ask you a question
girl:um....ok
Me:when are you due
girl:April 16th
Me:cool cool,so how old are you
Girl:15
Me:...............*walks away*

I almost had a heart attack when she said "15"
So young so young.

later

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Thursday, February 8, 2007


hellooo.

I was uber pissed the other day because my English teacher gave ME a write up.All I did was cough,I coughed!Then she gave me an early morning detion(6:00)dention for wednesday,because I was yell at her about the write up.My mom was mad at the write up as well,but she was even madder at me for getting dention.

My English teacher also...........made a new seating chart.I now sit in the first desk in the 3rd row, and my frineds now sit in the corner 4 rows a way.BUT the teacher is dumb enough to put me next to ALL of the other talkive students in the class.I thought that it was the funniest thing in the world because she moved me from my friends so I COULDN'T talk.

yesterday after school it was really bright outside,me and some frineds were complaining about how bright it was.I then told mrs.elric that she's lucky since her eyes don't open all the way"she's part asian".Then we started talking about why are asian's eyes slit.I guess we will never find out.


LATER

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Tuesday, February 6, 2007


YESh!!!
the pills that my therapist told me to get are freakin awsome!!!I'm not tired at 4:30(the time I get up for school)anymore.

UGH!!!
I have to take this blasted writing thing in school today.My whole grade have to write it.we have to write for 45 minutes,without a break,unless we have to use the bathroom.

I'm going to have a major habd cramp.

why couldn't we just type the papaer?I could finish 3-4 pages in 15 minutes.

WHAT A DRAG -_-*

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