Saturday, February 2, 2008
I went to the first Central High School Red Devil Diva Pageant last night.
But it's not just any old pageant.
It's a reverse beauty pageant, where the boys dress up as girls.
A friend of mine was in it, and his wig fell off in the middle of his talent.
I was hoping he'd win, but he only came in third.
When I went to give him a hug afterwards, he nearly stabbed me with his fake, pointy, knife-like boobs @.@