myOtaku.com: Emmah

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Vitals

Birthday
• 1989-10-02
Gender
• Female
Location
• England - The Midlands
Member Since
• 2006-08-27
Occupation
• A dog's body at a Tesco store
Real Name
• Emma

Personal

Achievements
• Got to Senior Otaku++ism!! Passed GCSE's, making a lot of new friends on here, failed every single A-level, my stories have become popular on ff.net...
Anime Fan Since
• 1997.
Favorite Anime
• BEYBLADE!
Goals
• To get my fanfictions even more popular.
Hobbies
• Writing and sleeping.
Talents
• Being completely isane XD And writing, I guess.

myOtaku.com: Emmah

Tuesday, February 3, 2009

Apologies, and 'Men Overheard'

I'm soooo sorry for not posting anything... I'm no longer going to say "oh, I'll post on this day or that day" anymore. If I post, I post. If I don't, I don't.

New theme! There is more to the background, but it's so big it's cut off... Haha.

Here's last week's 'Men Overheard' - because I haven't bought the magazine this week that has it in =(

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Man 1: Why don't we get Revels?
Man 2: No way, Revels are dangerous, there's always a risk.
Man 1: Oh yeah, the coffee one. [pause] Play it safe, let's get a glaxay.

~*~

Man 1: Dude, push your belly button right in with your finger.
Man 2: OK... Oh my God, it makes your bits vibrate!
Man 1: Did you need to shout that out?

~*~

Bloke 1: If you had to choose, would you go for spaghetti hoops or Batman shapes?
Bloke 2: Don't they just taste the same?
Bloke 1: Well, yeah...

~*~

'Mate, what's with those headphones? It'd be like sticking a dildo in your ear.'

~*~

'I really want to lick something. I haven't licked anything in ages.'

~*~

'When I have a poo I lean to the left and it comes out quicker!'

~*~

Boyfriend: Look at that massive puddle over there!
Girlfriend: That's a river.
Boyfriend: Are you sure?
Girlfriend: Yes, that's why there are boats on it.

~*~

Bloke 1: I like to keep my nails long but since I started working they keep breaking.
Bloke 2: Mate, you should try some Nivea hand cream.

~*~

Man 1: I'm going to message him on Facebook chat and say 'Suck my ghouls'.
Man 2: Yeah! Same here. Wait, how are you going to spell ghouls exactly?

~*~

'It's like they got all the tastes in the world that were left over and called it sandwich spread.'

~*~

Man 1: Oh mate, it stinks of books in here.
Man 2: I know, it's gross.
Man 1: Can we leave? I feel a bit sick.

~*~

'I had the nicest banana today. As I was eating it I thought how much you'd like it so I went back and got you one.'

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