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Friday, January 23, 2009

   Men Overheard
Later than I'd expected, but here it is =)
(Note: They're all different men - not the same blokes over and over again XD)

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Man One: Dude, I've got that T-shirt.
Man Two: Where did you get it?
Man One: TK Maxx.
Man Two: Me too. I just didn't want to say first in case you got yours in Paris.

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Man One: I'll give you a fiver if you wee on that statue.
Man Two: I'll do it for a tenner.

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Man One: Imagine if your teeth could talk. How weird would that be?
Man Two: Yeah, then your wisdom teeth would come in and be like, 'You meddling kids!'

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'Why does it say 40 denier tights on the box if there are only three pairs in there?'

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'All men just want sex and a sandwich.'

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Bloke One: Why do people keep old, dead batteries?
Bloke Two: Just in case, You never know when you might need them.
Bloke One: But what's the point?
Bloke Two: You just never know.
Bloke Three: Yeah, they might come in handy one day.

~*~

'Mate, you know when you die, what happens to your MySpace?'

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Man: What's the difference between a nursery for kids and a garden nursery?
Girl: A nursery is for children and a garden nursery is for plants.
Man: Oh, I thought a garden nursery was a kids' nursery with a garden.

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Man: You smell nice.
Girlfriend: Ah, thanks.
Man: You smell like you, but cleaner. I could just sit here sniffing you.

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Boyfriend: Wouldn't it be amazing if they put food colouring in the clouds?
Girlfriend: It wouldn't work.
Boyfriend: Why not? It would be nice to look at bright pink and purple clouds.
Girlfriend: I think when it rains it might kill a few plants.
Boyfriend: *Looks thoughtful* Oh yeah. But it would look nice first.

~*~

'Stop making a mushroom out of a molehill.'

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Man: If everybody on Earth died and you had to choose one animal to be friends with for the rest of your life, what would it be?
Girl: A duck?
Man: That's rubbish. I'd chose a baby elephant. I could ride it and ram things.
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