Monday, June 9, 2008

   My Poor Eggbert. And Good Day To You, Sirs.

Time: 7.43 in the pm Mood: Happy Currently: Giggling Song: Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo - Bloodhound Gang I’m really sorry for not commenting recently =( And I’m sorry for not posting yesterday. I just fell asleep and didn’t have time to post. I did comment Koon, though. I was supposed to be meeting Martin this evening, but he’s ill =( I hope he still comes in the shop tomorrow so I can give him a hug =) My friend Chelsea just asked me on Facebook Chat “are you going to sleep with him?”. Dude, I’ve only just started seeing him XD Talking of Martin, I had a dream about him. Or, rather, about his name. In the dream, he said to me “I’ve lied to you. My name isn’t really Martin. It’s actually Eggbert”. Abso-bloody-lutely mad. I think I’ve tanned. It was unbearably hot and sunny today, and it still is, though it’s cooled down slightly. I had a driving lesson =) T’was good. Then I walked around town, made a repeat prescription, visited work (though, I’m rather wishing I hadn’t, because I’ve now discovered that Tina has made me married to Martin with three kids. These are the sort of people I work with!), visited Chelsea at where she works, went to the chip shop and bought some yummy scrumboes chippy chips… Then visited Nan. My Nan was taken to the hospital yesterday with severe depression and stress and everything. The anti-depressants she were on didn’t agree with her, and made her worse, so she’s off those now, and back to taking HRT. Whatever that is. But she’s OK, she just needs to relax =) Actually, here’s something funny to tell you… My Nan’s next-door-neighbour’s dog, Max, tried to hump my Granddad’s leg. LOL. I’ve found a new genius. Or, rather, my friend Chelsea, has shown me a new genius. Eddie Izzard. Stand-up comedian and transvestite. Well, part time transvestite XD. There is the whole “AHHH! I’M COVERED IN BEES!” thing, there is the “did I leave the gas on? No! Look, I’m a fucking squirrel!” thing, there is the whole “YOU! Cake, or death?” thing, there is the landing on the moon thing, where they didn’t say ‘one small step for man’, but they actually said “ewww, it’s all sticky!”. What else is there? Oh yeah… There’s the ‘evil giraffe’ thing. Bloody Hell, he is hilarious. He will have to be my theme one day. Actually, you guys go and search him on YouTube. Bloody hilarious. These are random… But this is what me and Chelsea did on Saturday: Now, time for LOLcats and other LOLthings! =) Love&stuff ♥ Emmah ♥ xxxxxxxx

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