Tuesday, November 20, 2007

   Emmah's Random Ramble

Time: 12.05 in the pm Mood: Pissed Off Song: Not a song, but I’m listening to Tommy Lee on Cribs: Priciest Pads! I lie, they’re playing Motley Crue music, now “Welcome to the house of sausage” - the blonde guy from Korn. I am not joking. He just said that. Y’know, I still can’t believe I lost my fucking phone in Tramps. They haven’t rang me yet, so I don’t think they’ve found it. And we’ve tried ringing them, and there’s just no answer every time we tried. And loads of people have tried ringing my phone, and texting it, but now it’s going straight to voicemail, so I think the battery’s died, because I didn’t have a lot of battery left. So I don’t think anyone’s nicked it. They’d have fun trying to charge it up now if they have nicked it. Erm, for whoever asked, yeah, I think TESCO is the English version of Wal*Mart. TESCO sells just about everything. Computers, clothes, mobile phones, foooooood, etc etc. But the TESCO I work in is only small, so it just sells food ^^’ So yeah, I’ll talk about TESCO taking over America now. Apparently, TESCO aim to have 50 stores in California, Arizona and Nevada by February. Can I put in an exchange? I’ll go work in one of the American TESCO stores (which are called Fresh & Easy - well they were imaginative coming up with a name, weren’t they? Whoever ‘they’ are…). Oh dear God. They have the self-serving checkouts. I cannot use those things. They’re bastards to use *laughs*. Apparently the American staff are happy with the benefits… What ARE the benefits? I want to go work in a Fresh & Easy store!! I’m gonna ask my manager, Tony, if I can put in a transfer *giggles*. Ooooh… Did You Know: ~ TESCO has been studying the American market for 20 years (so they’ve been planning to take over America, have they? Hmmm) ~ It took 18 months of research to identify the right niche market (I… Don’t get it) ~ Fresh & Easy was announced in Feb 2006 ~ The new outlets will join the TESCO stable of over 3,200 stores across 13 countries I’m trying to see if they’ve written anything about doing transfers lmao. Oh, if you’re wondering where I’m getting this information from, us TESCO workers get our own little magazines and little newspaper from TESCO, with all the latest TESCO gossip (exciting…), and when I saw the main title on the newspaper was about TESCO taking over America, I was like “ooooooh, look Carol!! We’re taking over America!” (Carol’s someone I work with, and we were cleaning up the staff room). OHMIGOD! Apparently, we have stores in the UK (obviously), Ireland, China, Japan, Thailand, Malaysia, South Korea (is it safe there now…?), Turkey, Czech Republic, Hungary, Poland, Slovakia and now the USA. I did not know that!! TESCO are secretly taking over the world 0_o Enough on that matter. My mind boggles with all that information. Lol. I thought this morning that my luck must be really shit, because I went over to put my work uniform in the washing machine, and I looked at the fish (we have two) and my Sister’s fish (Schadow) was happily getting excited because he thought I was going to feed him (I did attempt to feed him, but the fish food’s gone walkies), and then I looked at my fish (Tails) and he’s lying on his side at the bottom of the tank. So I thought “oooh nooooo! My fish is dead!” and I was like “damn, where’s the net thingy to fish him out” but I couldn’t find it. So I took a closer looks at Tails, and his little mouth was opening and closing and his fins were flapping and I was like “you’re not dead, are you? Just constipated” so I put my hand in and tried to make him swim around, and he did, sort of, but then went back to the bottom of the tank. I only know that he’s constipated because of a programme I was watching a while ago. I can’t remember what it was though 0_o Anyway, if you feed them too much, they get constipation and do what my fish is doing right now - just lying at the bottom of the tank. I can’t remember how we’re supposed to cure it, though ^^’ So yeah, I thought he was dead, but luckily he’s not XD That really would just be my luck. Oh, and I was browsing for mobile phones on the O2 online store, and I do like the new iPhone. But it’s on contract. But then I also like the new purple Sony Ericsson. So I’m gonna get one of them when I get paid next week (woohoo!!), as I haven’t got my other phone back *pouts*. You know what my Mum said to me? “Why don’t you wait until after Christmas to get a new phone?” IS. SHE. FUCKING. MAD?! I cannot go without a phone for THAT long!! Maybe she was planning to buy me one for Christmas, I dunno, but I can’t even wait until Christmas to get a phone. I need one NOW. I would give you guys links to the two phones I’m interested in, but my internet is being shit. I am not joking. Last night I was like “I’m gonna get that list of people to comment done today” so I got about 3 people commented, and then the comments just stopped working. I pressed permalink on people’s sites, then tried to comment, still wouldn’t work. I dunno what it is, but my internet just HATES me. Oh good, it won’t load anything up on Bebo now, either. I actually hate my internet. Though, I am downloading the Beyblade movie!! It’s taking AGES (I started downloading it last night, but I had to come offline, so I paused it, and now I’m back online it’s continuing it’s downloading, If that makes sense. Yeah, I’m downloading it on that Veoh TV. Which I also downloaded (that took it’s time, too). Anyway, the movie’s at 28.6% downloaded. I can tell this is just gonna take forever to download. I may have to leave the laptop and internet on all day while I go and do stuff. Like the housework (again!) and have a bath and so on. Ooooh it’s at 28.8% now XD Oh yeah!! It’s my friend Rosie’s scan today!! I hope beyond hope she comes into the shop tonight to show me a picture of baby Squiggle (she’d better get one…). I’m sooo excited!! Hmmm, well, I’d better be off. I’ve got shtuff to do. I’m gonna have to try and sort out the commenting, it’s doing my head in now. Love&stuff ♥ Emmah ♥ xxxxxxxx

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