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Saturday, March 24, 2007


Back
Actually, I've been back for a while now... but I haven't been on in ages, so, thats ok. I'm really loving Listening to the "wicked" soundtrack. and thats what I'm doing now as I do some art work. woot. thats all, nothing really awesome to report

EDIT~~~ I found this quite hysterical...

An atheist was walking through the woods.
"What majestic trees"
"What powerful rivers"
"What beautiful animals"
He said to himself.

As he was walking alongside the river, he heard a rustling in the bushes behind him. He turned to look. He saw a 7-foot grizzly charge towards him.
He ran as fast as he could up the path. He looked over his shoulder and saw that the bear was closing in on him. He looked over his shoulder again, the bear was even closer. He tripped and fell on the ground. He rolled over to pick himself up but saw that the
bear was right on top of him, reaching for him with his left paw and raising his paw to strike him. At that instant the Atheist cried out...

"Oh my God!"

Time Stopped.
The bear froze.
The forest was silent.

As a bright light shone upon the man, a voice came out of the sky.
"You deny my existence for all these years, teach others I don't exist and even credit creation to cosmic . Do you expect me to help you out of this predicament? Am I to count you as a believer?"

The atheist looked into the light and said, "It would be hypocritical of me to suddenly ask You to treat me as a Christian now, but perhaps You could make the BEAR a Christian?"

"Very Well," said the voice.

The light went out.
The sounds of the forest resumed. And the bear dropped his paw, brought both paws together, bowed his head and spoke:

"Lord bless this food, which I am about to receive from thy bounty
through Christ our Lord....Amen."

***Note: this isn't posted to critisize anyone... I simply found it entertaining, and thought others might as well.

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