Friday, July 14, 2006

Friday, July 14th, 2006 12:35 am
Hey guys. Blah. It's like 12 am. w00t. I just got off the phone with my gf agian. wow. we had queit the interesting conversation. It involoved cheerioes, a tv, and a baby licking the spoon. but its not really that appropriet to share with u ppl. sorry. well neways today me and nick-kun are going up to ohio for an anime convention thingy. w00t. we're cosplaying as ed and roy in military mini skirts. not my idea. it was all nicks. well anyways yeah... i finished writing chapter 2 to my story so you guys can read that if you want. i think it's funny. i was to lazy to write a lot of it, so it's short. i'm planning on writing chapter 3 later tonight i think. well hope you enjoy my story. ttypl.


Quote of the Day:
"Who are these guys again...?" -Edward Elric


Mood of the Moment:





The Adventures of Pussy Cat & Her Side Kick EMO Boy


Chapter Two


Okay, where?d I leave this story off at?? Oh yes! I remember now, so let us continue with the tale of the retarded heroes.

Dead ahead was the evil monster. It stood long and tall. Almost as tall as the city hall itself. It blocking the light, so its face was hidden by the shadows.

?Who the hell are you?? Pussy Cat yelled up to the giant monster.

No answer.

?What do you want with this city, huh? If you want a ransom, we can?t give it to you. As you can see the city?s so cheap they hired teenagers to protect the city. Can?t you see Burghsville can?t even pay for one stupid police man!?? EMO Boy yelled.

?Who are you?? Pussy Cat asked again.

Out from the shadows the monster stepped forward, thus revealing his face. The monster was none other than Megatron! Pussy Cat gasped as EMO Boy sighed.

?I am the almighty Megatron! Hear me roar!? the monster howled.

?Dude. You?re a freaking robot. Do you know what robots do? Robot stuff. But roaring is not robot stuff. SO STOP ROARING YOU RETARDED HUNK OF METAL!? EMO Boy yelled.

?Why are you here Megatron? I thought you and the other transformers were happily placed upon Mars to live a peaceful life.? Pussy Cat asked.

?Yeah, we were?. UNTIL THE POWER RANGERS TOOK OVER THE PLANET!? Megatron sobbed.

?The Power Rangers? You guys lost to those teenaged zit faces?? Pussy Cat said sarcastically.

?Pussy Cat, don?t under estimate the Power Rangers. They?re pretty hardcore man. Trust me. I?ve watched every episode of all the series. Hardcore shit there man. Best not fight them. We?re just gonna get killed.? EMO Boy added.

?Power Rangers? Hardcore? What the hell you talking about boy? I?ve seen an episode of that shit and they ain?t ?nuthin compared to what we?ve battled before.?

?Dude, THEY?RE THE POWER RANGERS! It says in their name how POWERFUL they are. We can?t win. Best we just give up now. Even Megatron agrees with me, right buddy??

?Sure do. But if you?re not going to beat the Power Rangers, then I have to take over this planet and harvest the humans here and create an all robotic environment for me and my fellow comrades.? said the giant metal person thing named Megatron.

?WHAT!?? both EMO Boy & Pussy Cat cried in unison.

?Why?s you pick this lame ass city to start your rule?!? EMO Boy asked.

??Cause it was most likely to surrender first. We checked the scales. Your city is the weakest one in the whole planet. It?s pretty cheap too.? Megatron said.

?TOLD YOU IT WAS A CHEAP GODDAMN CITY!? EMO Boy laughed.

?Fine, Megatron take us to your ship. We?ll go fight the Power Rangers for you.? said Pussy Cat.

Megatron lead the two ?common heroes? to the giant hot pink shipped parked outside of the local park. They got inside and BLASTED OFF!!!! YAY!! Pussy Cat had her hands up and acted like a retarded kid the whole way up to Mars while EMO Boy was trying to read his newest issue of Shojo Beat in the God Child section.

When soon they reached the red planet, they landed. Megatron handed them both air tanks or whatever the hell you call them so they could breathe. They walked onto the planet?s rocky surface with caution. Once down on the surface completely, they looked around. And the first thing they saw to their right was? THE POWER RANGERS! NOO!!!

Of course EMO Boy was excited to see them, so he ripped out his trusty sketch book and his favorite pink frilly pen and raced over to meet the SPD Red Ranger! Pussy Cat tried to stop him, but it was too late. Soon EMO Boy stood directly in font of the Power Rangers? headquarters.

He opened the large multi colored doors and sprung into the room. As he leaped into the room he noticed the yellow ranger from Power rangers Dino thunder. He cried tears of joy, for finally he knew for the first time he could slit his wrists with pride knowing he had seen the Yellow Ranger in person. But of course he wasn?t going to slit them now!

He landed on his toes in front of a giant railing. It was a balcony that he was standing on. And directly below him was a large table, similar to the old school Justice League. Seated at the table were all the Power Rangers ever created. EMO Boy sighed with delight. It was his heaven to him. Now if only he could get some anime in here to, it?d be the perfect place for a birthday party.

He snapped out of his happy trance when he overheard three red rangers fighting.

?What the hell man! We can?t have this many red rangers! The red ranger is supposed to be the leader! How can I be a leader if there?s like 5 of us!?? the Dino Red Ranger yelled.

?What, oh now you saying you racist or sumthin, huh bitch!? You think just ?cause I be black I can?t be a red ranger!?? the SPD Ranger fired back.

?No, we?re just saying you?re a noob. You wouldn?t be able to handle the responsibility of being a leader! That?s why I should be the ONLY Red Ranger!? the Season One Ranger added.

The bickering went on and on until EMO Boy heard something behind him. He turned around and saw the Yellow Ranger. He pulled out his pen and paper and was about to ask for her autograph until she smacked him across the head with her guitar. EMO Boy passed out cold.


To Be Continued...




-EE2 Da FMA Guru
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