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Friday, July 14, 2006





Friday, July 14th, 2006 12:35 am

Hey guys. Blah. It's like 12 am. w00t. I just got off the phone with my gf agian. wow. we had queit the interesting conversation. It involoved cheerioes, a tv, and a baby licking the spoon. but its not really that appropriet to share with u ppl. sorry. well neways today me and nick-kun are going up to ohio for an anime convention thingy. w00t. we're cosplaying as ed and roy in military mini skirts. not my idea. it was all nicks. well anyways yeah... i finished writing chapter 2 to my story so you guys can read that if you want. i think it's funny. i was to lazy to write a lot of it, so it's short. i'm planning on writing chapter 3 later tonight i think. well hope you enjoy my story. ttypl.



Quote of the Day:

"Who are these guys again...?" -Edward Elric



Mood of the Moment:






The Adventures of Pussy Cat & Her Side Kick EMO Boy



Chapter Two



Okay, where?d I leave this story off at?? Oh yes! I remember now, so let us continue with the tale of the retarded heroes.

Dead ahead was the evil monster. It stood long and tall. Almost as tall as the city hall itself. It blocking the light, so its face was hidden by the shadows.

?Who the hell are you?? Pussy Cat yelled up to the giant monster.

No answer.

?What do you want with this city, huh? If you want a ransom, we can?t give it to you. As you can see the city?s so cheap they hired teenagers to protect the city. Can?t you see Burghsville can?t even pay for one stupid police man!?? EMO Boy yelled.

?Who are you?? Pussy Cat asked again.

Out from the shadows the monster stepped forward, thus revealing his face. The monster was none other than Megatron! Pussy Cat gasped as EMO Boy sighed.

?I am the almighty Megatron! Hear me roar!? the monster howled.

?Dude. You?re a freaking robot. Do you know what robots do? Robot stuff. But roaring is not robot stuff. SO STOP ROARING YOU RETARDED HUNK OF METAL!? EMO Boy yelled.

?Why are you here Megatron? I thought you and the other transformers were happily placed upon Mars to live a peaceful life.? Pussy Cat asked.

?Yeah, we were?. UNTIL THE POWER RANGERS TOOK OVER THE PLANET!? Megatron sobbed.

?The Power Rangers? You guys lost to those teenaged zit faces?? Pussy Cat said sarcastically.

?Pussy Cat, don?t under estimate the Power Rangers. They?re pretty hardcore man. Trust me. I?ve watched every episode of all the series. Hardcore shit there man. Best not fight them. We?re just gonna get killed.? EMO Boy added.

?Power Rangers? Hardcore? What the hell you talking about boy? I?ve seen an episode of that shit and they ain?t ?nuthin compared to what we?ve battled before.?

?Dude, THEY?RE THE POWER RANGERS! It says in their name how POWERFUL they are. We can?t win. Best we just give up now. Even Megatron agrees with me, right buddy??

?Sure do. But if you?re not going to beat the Power Rangers, then I have to take over this planet and harvest the humans here and create an all robotic environment for me and my fellow comrades.? said the giant metal person thing named Megatron.

?WHAT!?? both EMO Boy & Pussy Cat cried in unison.

?Why?s you pick this lame ass city to start your rule?!? EMO Boy asked.

??Cause it was most likely to surrender first. We checked the scales. Your city is the weakest one in the whole planet. It?s pretty cheap too.? Megatron said.

?TOLD YOU IT WAS A CHEAP GODDAMN CITY!? EMO Boy laughed.

?Fine, Megatron take us to your ship. We?ll go fight the Power Rangers for you.? said Pussy Cat.

Megatron lead the two ?common heroes? to the giant hot pink shipped parked outside of the local park. They got inside and BLASTED OFF!!!! YAY!! Pussy Cat had her hands up and acted like a retarded kid the whole way up to Mars while EMO Boy was trying to read his newest issue of Shojo Beat in the God Child section.

When soon they reached the red planet, they landed. Megatron handed them both air tanks or whatever the hell you call them so they could breathe. They walked onto the planet?s rocky surface with caution. Once down on the surface completely, they looked around. And the first thing they saw to their right was? THE POWER RANGERS! NOO!!!

Of course EMO Boy was excited to see them, so he ripped out his trusty sketch book and his favorite pink frilly pen and raced over to meet the SPD Red Ranger! Pussy Cat tried to stop him, but it was too late. Soon EMO Boy stood directly in font of the Power Rangers? headquarters.

He opened the large multi colored doors and sprung into the room. As he leaped into the room he noticed the yellow ranger from Power rangers Dino thunder. He cried tears of joy, for finally he knew for the first time he could slit his wrists with pride knowing he had seen the Yellow Ranger in person. But of course he wasn?t going to slit them now!

He landed on his toes in front of a giant railing. It was a balcony that he was standing on. And directly below him was a large table, similar to the old school Justice League. Seated at the table were all the Power Rangers ever created. EMO Boy sighed with delight. It was his heaven to him. Now if only he could get some anime in here to, it?d be the perfect place for a birthday party.

He snapped out of his happy trance when he overheard three red rangers fighting.

?What the hell man! We can?t have this many red rangers! The red ranger is supposed to be the leader! How can I be a leader if there?s like 5 of us!?? the Dino Red Ranger yelled.

?What, oh now you saying you racist or sumthin, huh bitch!? You think just ?cause I be black I can?t be a red ranger!?? the SPD Ranger fired back.

?No, we?re just saying you?re a noob. You wouldn?t be able to handle the responsibility of being a leader! That?s why I should be the ONLY Red Ranger!? the Season One Ranger added.

The bickering went on and on until EMO Boy heard something behind him. He turned around and saw the Yellow Ranger. He pulled out his pen and paper and was about to ask for her autograph until she smacked him across the head with her guitar. EMO Boy passed out cold.



To Be Continued...





-EE2 Da FMA Guru

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Thursday, July 13, 2006





Thursday, July 13, 2006 12:06 am

Hey guys! well i just got off the phone with my gf like an hour ago. lol We were talking about the funniest things. Well she inspired me to create a story. A really funny story. REALLY FUNNY. I just wrote 1 chapter of it, but you guys HAVE to read this. Okay, I think it's funny, and I hope you do to, so please comment and tell me if I should keep on writing the story. lol Oh and someone also asked me to post pictures of Kino's Journey, so there are some at the bottom of the post underneath mood of the moment, and at the very bootom is my story! ttypl! n_n



Quote of the Day:

"And some pickles! And some pickles!"-Dane Cook (Burger King Act)



Mood of the Moment:




Kino's Journey








The Adventures of Pussy Cat & Her Side Kick EMO Boy





Prologue



Incase you were wondering what this story may be about, I have written this little prologue or whatever it?s called to inform you on it?s plot and characters. Yay for you! Well this story is that of two friends who are also lovers living together. No, this isn?t a romance story you idiot! It?s an idiot story! The two friends share a secret. What?s the secret? They?re both superheroes known by the names of Pussy Cat and EMO Boy. It?s a romantic comedy with bad guys, a retarded mayor, a bad city apartment, and of course Pocky. So if you care to read this ?Romantic Novel? you may. And if you wish not to read it then? I DON?T LIKE YOUR PANTS ANYWAYS! ? That is all.

-EdwardElricThe2nd





Chapter One

How should I start this story off? Like a typical fairytale starting with the infamous words ?Once upon a time??? Or should I use the ?One day??. I think my approach to this story will be a tad different from other authors and writers out there. I?ll start my story off in a simple manner?

It was a dreary day in Burghsville. Rain fell from the sky dripping onto the dirty streets of the city.
Creating mud puddles in the yards of the citizens. No children played outside in the back sandbox. Nor did
housewives hang up the laundry from the wash. Everyone remained indoors wasting away time. But there
was one person roaming the damp streets during the noon. That person was none other than Kitty who was
returning from an afternoon shopping spree at the local market.

Kitty? What about her you ask? No, of course that?s not her real name, but it?s the only name I can
offer to give you for the time being. For Kitty has a secret that she hides away from the rest of humanity.
Only one other knows and shares that secret with her.

Kitty walked two blocks down the right side of the sidewalk and turned into what seemed to be an
old apartment. She entered the apartment with silence. Silently shut the door behind her and locked it. She set her bags down on the kitchen counter and rummaged through the larger of the bags hunting for something. She pulled out a box of Pocky and said ?Ah ha!?. She then took her shoes off and walked into the lazy room (as they called it) and slumped down on the couch.

Sitting beside her on the couch was a boy. The boy was sitting on the couch watching television when he noticed Kitty sitting beside him.

?So did you get it?? He asked her in a mumbled tone.

Kitty reached her hand over and handed the boy the Pocky box.

?Sweet. You?re my favorite, you know that?? he added with a kiss on her cheek.

Kitty blushed slightly then pushed him away from her. The boy was confused.

?What?s wrong with you?? he asked.

?I go out to the store for you and get you this stupid Pocky stuff, and what do I get in return?! Nothing, that?s what! Not even a single thank you!? Kitty freaked out.

??I meant to say thank you. Honestly, I did!? the boy pleaded.

?Yeah, yeah. That?s what you always say Edo.? Kitty sighed as she slumped her head down on his shoulder.

The two sat in silence and starred off at the glowing television. A thick tension of silence was broken when soon after the phone rang. Kitty answered the phone with speed.

?Hello?? she answered.

The person who had called was the Mayor of the city. Yes I know what you?re all thinking? This is sooo Power Puff Girls! OMIGOD I don?t wanna read this anymore. Well truthfully, it is similar to the PPG. But please don?t let that similarity turn you away from this story. Trust me? It gets better.

So after the phone call from the mayor, Kitty jumps up into action and puts on her ?Super Hero Uniform?. She changed in a flash and stood in front of Edo who sat on the couch as dreary as ever. He paid no attention to Kitty. Then she stepped into his view of the television.
?What the hell!? I was watching that you know!? Edo bitched.

Kitty didn?t move.

?Why must you stand in the way of my ANIME!??

?Hey ?EMO Boy?, I don?t think you heard, but we got a phone call!? said Kitty.

?So? Am I supposed to jump for joy when one of your girlfriends call you wanting to know if you want to see a stupid PG-13 rated movie known by the name of ?Fast and the Furious 3: Tokyo Drift?? And besides I wanna watch my anime.? Edo whined.

?IT wasn?t my girlfriend who called and Tokyo Drift is NOT a stupid movie!?

?Says who??

?Says everyone!?

?Nu uh. Dude. Look at the facts. That movie has like no one with real talent. Plus all the critics say it?s for the birds.?

??STFU BITCH! Now get in your stupid uniform so we can go save the city!?

?What!? Again!? Why must I be pulled into this business? I never wanted to be a super hero! All I ever wanted to do was just be an art teacher at the local middle school. Is that so hard to ask? Why the hell can?t the city just pay for a stupid police system? This city?s to damn cheap. We need to call the Po Po man? This is for the birds.?

??Look, EMO Boy, You have to take up the family business, hon. I?m doing it and I have no problem with it.?

?Yeah it?s cause your moms Cat Girl! Of course you don?t mind following after her. She?s hot and no one really knows her that well so you can go around living in the past of her mistakes!?

?Why do you always have to fight with your father? Huh? Why can?t you just accept the damn fact that Bat Man is your dad??

?Because My damned brother got the job of being his side kick! I never got the chance to prove I was worthy! Damn you Robin! Damn you!?

?Edo, you just said you didn?t ever want to be a side kick.?

?Oh yeah. So I did.?

?Let?s go.?

?Fine. But next time this city better get some damn police officers working around here instead of in the doughnut shops??

Edo walked into his room and slowly got changed into his uniform. He walked out looking like and EMO! W00t! EMO!! So Edo and Kitty walked out the apartment and walked to the closest subway station. There they caught the subway to city hall? WHERE THE MONSTER WAS LOCATED! But before they reached their destination, they had to sit beside common civilians while riding the underground train like transportation.

?Why can?t this city give us a good transportation system to get to and from our battle scenes? I mean seriously. It takes us a damn hour to get there.? EMO Boy complained.

?Oh shut up. It wouldn?t take son long if you didn?t always have to fight with me. If you would?ve just put your uniform on we could?ve just walked right onto the subway and we would?ve been there by now. But NOOO!! You had to be all bitchy EMO boy about it. That?s why I hate EMO people, you know!? Pussy Cat yelled.

?Whatever. Why do we even have to save the world man? It?s all just gonna die eventually. Just like the organic fungus that lived on my grandma?s foot. Once you leave it alone, it just dies out man??

?Am I supposed to be touched by those words or terrified by the thought of your grandma?s feet fungus??

?I dunno. Whatever you want I guess??

?Whatever.?

The subway came to a full stop. Thus ended the 15 minute underground journey for our two heroes. The two walked up to the surface and squinted from the light. Dead ahead of them was the evil monster that threatened the safety of Burghsville.



To Be Continued



-EE2 Da FMA Guru

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Wednesday, July 12, 2006





Wednesday, July 12, 2006 3:38 pm

Hey guys. Sorry I couldn't post earlier. My mouse is dead.... -_-' my mom's work mouse's ball thingy was eaten by me devil dog and now she's using the home's mouse for work. so i have a computer with a mouse without a ball scroller... -_-' great. just great. so when i need to use the mouse i have to use my fingers to scroll the damned thing inside and its frustrating.... but my mom wont let me use the other mouse cause she's worried about work stuff and lets just stop my ranting and finish with my mom's a major bitch when it comes to things going her way.. -_-' so besides that today nick and i watched the last dvd of Kino's Journey. IT WAS FUCKING AWESOME. i love that anime. i wish they made more of it. and the funniest part is that vic mignogna plays in it to. he plays three different characters. the king, the hypnotist, and the groom. it was so funny cause out of no where he's just start talking crazy shit and i'd be like "OMIFINGGOD! IT'S EDWARD ELRICZ!! ED ELRIC'S THE CRAZY NUT BAG KING!!! LOL" it was fun on a bun. then nick and i watche dthe notebook. it was my third time watching it. i can't say anything on the movie tho. i like it. but yeah anyways i'm staying home for the remainder of the day. *yay* well g2g. ttypl.



Quote of the Day:

"Can't I just grow up and be myself...?"-Kino (Kino's Journey Vol.1)



Mood of the Moment:




-EE2 Da FMA Guru

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Tuesday, July 11, 2006





Tuesday, July 11, 2006 2:05 pm

Hey guys. Well this morning was a shocker. out of nowhere my dad barges into my bedroom like the kool aid man screaming "WAKE UP M'BOY!"... -_-' it was 10:00 am... i did not want to wake up... and especially for that dick of a father...He woke me up for breakfast... and durring breakfast he told me he wanted me to fix his computer... LAME ASS GOOD FOR NOTHING FATHER!!! hes just trying to use me to fix his damned computer. he shows no attention to me unless he wants me to fix sumthing... -_-' he hasn't been seen in like 4 months and out of nowhere HE POPS INTO MY ROOM! WTF!? but yeah i had to go up with him and get him new comp stuff. he rewarded me by getting my this anime called "Kino's Journey" and it's collectors edition full set... i dunno... sounds lame.. oh well... nick's staying over tonight to. i haven't seen him since like february. wow. long time no see. well guess i'm going to go... so ttypl. n_n



Quote of the Day:

"If I'm Not Me..., Then Who Am I?"- Anonymous



Mood of the Moment:




-EE2 Da FMA Guru

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Monday, July 10, 2006





Monday, July 10, 2006 1:20 am

This might be my last post... i don't know... i'm depressed. my heart was just broken... i feel so fucking weak. i can;t do anything about it either... now that i don't have her i have nothing to live for... she says its better for me... i guess she's asking me to kill myself... oh well... i never really was that important in life anyway... if i die the world will just move on without noticing one more human being is lost... i feel so fucking stupid. i can't do anything but sit here and type this damn post wit every ounce of strength i have... which isn't much... my hands are shaking... like someone's whose been out in the cold for too long and had their limbs numbed by the frost... it's the most teribble feeling in the world... i don't want to exist anymore.. i just want to disapear... i'm not worth anything... no one will ever love me... i'm just a worthless piece of shit with a paranoia problem... i'm too short, to weird, non athletic, physically disabled, not that smart. i'm a fucking nobody... i'm such a loser that i'm typig ever thougt that's crossing my mind now onto this post... and still i don't hit the backspace button... i must be crazy... but i don't want to be known as crazy when i'm gone... i just want to be forgotten about... i don't wanna hear anyone's voice... i just wanna fade away into the darkness... please God... forgive me... I'm sorry... I'm so fucking sorry...






-EdwardElricThe2nd
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Sunday, July 9, 2006





Sunday, July 9, 2006 12:03 pm

hey guys! yarg!! Well where to start off on this post...? Oh I know. How about this? Last night I watched Beauty and the Beast with my nephew and brother. i hadn't seen that movie in like... 4EVER!! but then i did. there's a lot of inapropriet things in that movie if you think about it.... but then again it's me who has a rotten mind... oh well... Well today i'm going up to the air show with Kyo and Al. We didn't go yesterday cause i refused to leave, but today i guess i'll go. Right now I'm also redoing my myspace. w00t!! well g2g. ttypl.



Quote of the Day:

"You started the is fight and I'm gonna end it!"-Edward Elric (Vol 4 page 13)



Mood of the Moment:




-EE2

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Saturday, July 8, 2006





Saturday, July 8, 2006 12:14

Hey guys. um... yesterday was fun. Me and Chi-chan were able to see POTC2 for a second time with my cousin. It was cool. I also came to a conclusion that the ending of POTC2 made absolutely NO sense comapred to past knowledge from POTC1. very confusing in deedy. okay well today I'm planning on staying home. My brother wants to go to an air show thats opened today, but i don't wanna.. i get car sick going up to those damned shows and my eyes always hurt looking up at the sun. so i might be going to that today if the broherly whining keeps up. And lemme see... oh today's saturday! w00t! official anime night. I'm happy now. Well i also have to redo my sight. not sure what theme i want to redo it tho. Any ideas? well neways i'm sure i'll cum up with sumthing... Oh and last night i made my friend a site. Her names: 1nOnlyChi . KK? so b sure to visit her out. ttypl!



Quote of the Day:

"Remember What My Daddy Did For Axel...?"-Maggie (Million Dollar Baby)



Mood of the Moment:




-EE2 Da FMA Guru

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Friday, July 7, 2006





July 7th, 2006 7:44 am

OMIG!!!!!!!! HEY GUYS!!!!! Just woke up. me and chi-chan went to see POTC2, AND WAS IR FSCKING AWESEOME!!!!!! it was nothing like the books i read on it.... IT WAS DIFFERENT!!! w00t!!! I loved it! Okay well last night we went to a premiere party, and it was a potc2 piraty, duh! so i dressed up like sparrow and chi-chan dressed up like elizebeth swan. she was freaking out cause she saw orlando bloom's pic EVERYWHERE. It was awesome. well today me and chi-chan are planing on going out to the mall, hang out, see another mpvie perhaps. we're also going to pic up my cousin collin from his job at eat'n park.... lol okay well i'm hungry so i'ma gonna go get sum food!



Quote of the Day:

"I'm sorry, it's just that it was such a pretty boat!..., ship!"-Jack Sparrow (POTC1)



Mood of the Moment:





-EE2

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Thursday, July 6, 2006





Thursday, July 6, 2006 8:51 am

hey guys. today I'm... *looks at calender* I'm having a pool party! w00t! the pool party's themed around pirates of the caribbean so it should be fun on a bun. n_n we were supposed to have the party on the fourth, but it got rained out and my sister... well yeah. but today's supposed 2 be nice so we're having a pool party then going up to McDonald Twnshp for their fireworks that were postponed. And also my friend Chi-chan's staying over tonight. 'Cause in the morning we're going to see pirates of the caribbean 2!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! W00T!!!! I love pirates of the caribbean!!! yippee!! *settles down* okay well um...my mom's at the dentist's *scary* and i'm home alone with my brother al... my sisters and kyo went out to babies r us or whatever the heck that place is called, so now im here alone on the comp. my bros up in the shower singing phantom of the opera *shields ears* SHUT UP ALPHONSE! he suxorz at singing.... and welll.. i guess theres really nothing more to add to this post...so um... thus ends today's post! yay!



Quote of the Day:

"I had the urge to paint some sheep"-Hiromu Arakawa



Mood of the Moment:











-EE2

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Wednesday, July 5, 2006





July 5, 2006 10:15 pm

Hey guys! w00t!!!! I'm super happy today! n_n Why you ask!? BECAUSE I HAVE A BABY NEPHEW! HE IS THE CUTEST THING EVER! n_n My sister gave birth this morning at like um... *counts finger to tell the time* i think it was 6 or sumtime around then... But anyway he's cute. and his full name is Kyonkichi Patrick Elric. It's the weirdest name in my opinion, but she wanted that name cause the liked it from the fruba manga...*sigh* oh well. Everyone said that she'd probably have the baby mid july, and here i am saying "DUDE! SHES A FREAKIN BALLOON!! SHES NOT GOING TO HOLD TIL MID JULY!" but no one believed me. But turns out i was right. Well incase this is worrying you, NO! The baby is not pre-mature or anything. He's perfectly healthy,...AND CUTE!!! *huggles* I regret having said those rude things yesterday about having a nephew, turns out i WUV HIM ALREADY!! Well i ahve to go now. I'm on my home comp, but i only came here for breakfast. I have to go back up to the hospital in a bit. ttypl!



Quote of the Day:

"Where is this place?"-Edward Elric



Mood of the Moment:







-EE2 Da FMA Guru

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