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Friday, October 13, 2006


What be up?
*sighs* My English teacher has the perfect voice to go asleep to. No! It's not drone-ish or anything, it's soft, humble, and pleasant...Simply lovely, really.

...I'm such a freak XD

I finally got Dirge of Cerberus back (someone was borrowing it) but then ANOTHER someone wanted to borrow it! Jeebus, what am I, a rent store?! DX

Holy Mother of God, I just rememberd a hilarious convo me and suzaku12 had once...she called muh character Ebony "'bony" and I was like "Pfft, you might as well just call him 'Boner'" It amused me XD

I got glomped today! LITERALLY! I was like...totally tackled! I wore a t-shirt with a picture of Kyo (Niimura Tooru) from Dir En Grey on it, and a girl named Asia came up, glomped me, squealed, took a picture and just...wow. It was awkward. Fanatical people like that make the rest of us look like dorks DX

Random pics of DOOOOOM!!!!





















Mmmm...homework...gwaaaah...

TTFN, babes.

P.S. (Joke) Many thanks to kingN for letting me use it :)

There was this young couple that had been married for two months, but they haven't had sex yet and the wife was feeling very horny but she didn't want to cheat on her husband. Every day the husband would go to work then stop by the bar and by the time he came home he was too tired to have sex. Then one day the husband came home early and told his wife to go to the room and take off all her clothes and streach. The wife, happy, thinks that they're going to finally have sex, and runs to the room and takes off her clothes. Then her husband comes in and tells her to lay in front of the mirror, the wife thinks for a minute but doesn't care because she's finally going to get laid. When she lays down infornt of the mirror the husband spreads her legs and sticks his chin in her pussy and says "the guys at the bar are right, I would look good with a goat tee"

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