Birthday • 1989-11-24 Gender •
Male Location • Konohagakure: The Village Hidden in The Leaves Member Since • 2004-08-20 Occupation • Student and part time lazy mofo... Real Name • My name's Duo - Duo Maxwell - who may run and hide, but never tells a lie! I'm not just a demon. I'm the God of Death!
Personal
Achievements • not much...cause im still in school... Anime Fan Since • around 7,8 years old Favorite Anime • Naruto, Gundam Wing, Evangelion.....there is more but i dont feel like typing all of them..(-_-') Goals • Graduate from high school and become a video game designer or anything thats not a hassle... Hobbies • Video games, listening to music, making wallpapers for theotaku and sleeping i guess.... Talents • Im really, REALLY lazy...and im the best at slacking off in class...hahaha...
myOtaku.com: DuoMaxwell2o6
Welcome to my site archives. 10 posts are listed per page.
hmmm.......yeah
hey wats up....
it looks like i have another camping trip with my family...hahaha...yeah ill be leaving tomorrow morning...(-_-')..i hate waking up early...well i need to start packing my stuff...yeah i havent started yet...oh this time ill be gone longer...ill be back on monday i think...yeah...ill update when i get back and talk about the stupid things that will happen...well...ill see you guys on monday...pictures!
FREEDOM!
yes i am now on summer vacation! yay...hahaha...i got out of skool on wednesday...ive just been lazy to post...today i guess i have some motivation in me..hahaha..well i dont anything else to say...but im having a bbq at my house tomorrow and my family is coming over...and im looking forward to that..i will visiting ur sites today and....yeah..see you guyz around...
u get it? am i gone? yes you are!
great spelling guys..."we is educated.." hahaha
"CAUTION: CROCODILE EATING HANDICAPPED MAN AT BOTTOM OF HILL!"
hahahahaha...funny stuff...oh i turned in a new wallpaper...its kakashi...hope u guys like it..
Wallpapers Produced: 149
Total Downloads: 24,052 (fifth place)
yay...2 days left....
yup...i have two days of skool left..yay...i cant wait until skool is over..i finally get to sleep in....yes...and if u havent noticed..i changed my theme to shaman king...its pretty kool...right?...well..ok...today i had no finals...art and health didnt have finals so i was happy....tommorrow i have finals for LA and french...and on wednesday we have an early dismisal...yay...and i heard this rumor that there is going to be a big fight between the classes on the last day...junior vs. sophomore vs. freshman....actually its more like: junior and sophomre vs. freshman...(-_-')...darn it...oh well..i probably wont even go to skool...why? cause NOBODY goes to the last day of skool...only the kids who are forced to go by their parents go...and if i do go...if someone touches me...ill beat the crap out of them....hahaha...well...bye bye...i going to go....uhh...be lazy somewhere(-_-')...heh...heres this funny thing i found...if you find it insulting...im sorry..
Why Men Are Happier Than Women!
1. We keep our last name.
2. The garage is all ours.
3. Wedding plans take care of themselves.
4. Chocolate is just another snack.
5. We can be president.
6. We can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.
7. Car mechanics tell us the truth.
8. The world is our urinal.
9. We never have to drive to another gas station because this one's just too icky.
10. Same work, more pay.
11. Wrinkles add character.
12. Wedding dress - $5000; tux rental - $100.
13. People never stare at our chest when we're talking to them.
14. The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected.
15. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle our feet.
16. One mood, ALL the time.
17. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
18. We know stuff about tanks.
19. A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.
20. We can open all our own jars.
21. We get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
22. If someone forgets to invite us, he or she can still be our friend.
23. Our underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack.
24. Everything on our face stays its original color.
25. Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
26. We don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
27. We almost never have strap problems in public
28. We are unable to see wrinkles in our clothes.
29. The same hair style lasts for years, maybe decades.
30. We don't have to shave below our neck.
31. Our belly usually hides our big hips.
32. One wallet and one pair of shoes, one color, all seasons.
33. We can "do" our nails with a pocket-knife.
34. We have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.
35. We can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives, on December 24, in 45 minutes.
*sigh* i hate thinking up titles...
..hey guys hows it goin'? well it looks like i have 7 days of skool left! yup and today i am officially a sophomore...tha seniors have left...and the juniors have taken over...(-_-')hahaha...well i have finals on friday, monday, and tuesday....ive tried studying for them....but everytime i tried to i always end up doing sumtin else(sleeping....) well....it think of anything else to type..soooooo....yeah...
..meh...
hey...skool is getting more and more troublesome each day...i have a project to do for my french class...it involves making food in front of tha class..(-_-')...than i have to talk french in front of tha class...*sigh*...very troublesome...but on tha bright side i have 10 dayz of skool left(HELL YEAH!!)but tha seniors leave on friday...their lucky...(im a freshman if u didnt know..)
well...i have to do all my crappy homework...ill see you guyz around...and here are some random thingz i did....
*some of my polls have spoilers from naruto, if ur not dat far in the series...dont read them*
Slow and Steady
Your friends see you as painstaking and fussy.
They see you as very cautious, extremely careful, a slow and steady plodder.
It'd really surprise them if you ever did something impulsively or on the spur of the moment.
They expect you to examine everything carefully from every angle and then usually decide against it.
..to lazy to think of a title...(-_-')
..hey hows it goin'? yea i havnt posted in awhile....it seems that my motivation level went form 0 to -30,000...hahaha...well im here now. i have about 2 and half weeks left of skool...and its filled with projects and finals...gosh darn it...im feeling really sleepy right now...well im going to take nap...see you guyz later...
hahaha..funny stuff
..hahaha...
..i checked tha top 10 wallpaper makers and im number 5 (0_0) wow...hahaha...i feel so happy...chea yes ill see you guyz around...
chea...im back..
..hmmmm..yes im back...the camping trip was fun..hahaha...all kinds of things happened during the trip..one of them is when this guy named james(he's like a family friend) walked on wood that was on fire...you know like the ones u see on tv..well it happened when were at the beach and he walked on it! my cousin video taped it and it was the funniest thing ive ever seen in my life....hahaha...james ran towards the water faster then lee without his weights on..hahaha..*sigh* funny stuff...well im still a little tired from the trip (my legs are sore from walking on the beach and biking) well...here sre some pics i guess...hahaha he walked on fire..
hahaha..this is funny..
...if ur wondering james is fine...he wasnt burned dat badly...hahaha...dat was so funny...hahaha...well im off to go sleep...bye bye peoplez...BEAST TOES!!
Camping Trip
...hmmm...yes I wont be here for 2 and half days...im going on a camping trip with my family (yes GeneralChicken is coming also) i wont be back until sunday afternoon....sooo...i wont be able to come to ur sites..(sorry about that)..and yeah...soooo....i guess ill see you guys on sunday....oh and of course pics and some more polls....hahaha...bye bye peoplez...
hahaha...its a lego church...
the number of people change evertime it moves...o_0
Sasuke's Answering Machine
..i thought this fanfic was funny...
Sasuke's answering machine message:
Naruto whatever your going to ask me the answer is NO! Sakura, Ino stop leaving messages on my machine! Kakashi-sensei, your the one that better not be late for practice! Neji, Saturday, the forest, 1:00pm. Don't be late. Yes Lee I still think your weird. Shikamaru, yes, yes, I know Ino! Chougi for the last time I don't have any marshmallows in my house! Kiba I haven't seen, kidnapped, or killed Akamaru. Hinata, I don't know what color Naruto’s bed sheets are. Gaara stop sending me death threats! Itachi, Yes I still hate you. Orochimaru stop stalking me! And for crying out loud everyone stop calling me! Beep...
Messages on Sasuke's Machine:
Message #1
(Naruto) Everyone else is busy and no one else will tolerate me so I decided to call you! Do you wanna buy me Ramen at the Ramen shop? Then afterwards we can fight, I want to show you this new technique I learned! Call me back!
Message #2
(Sakura) Sasuke, I just wanted to know if you've got any plans...then maybe we could practice or something. Bye!
Message #3
(Ino) Sasuke! I know that Sakura called you but just dump her and go out with me. We could go to the park or something!
Message #4
(Sakura) Hey I forgot to tell you if Ino called just now ignore her because I bet she told you to ignore me, didn't she?
Message #5
(Kakashi) Hey we have a practice tomorrow don't be late.
Message #7
(Lee) I was just thinking and all and maybe if I trimmed my hair a little that I could become cooler. What do you think? Maybe I wouldn't be so weird?
Message #8
(Ino) Remember what I told you!
Message #9
(Sakura) Ignore her!
Message #9
(Neji) You better show up for a fight! Oh yeah and did I tell that I'm so much smarter than you, I'm so much more good looking than you, I'm so much... (Hinata's voice in the background) Neji! hurry up! (Neji) Uhh...I’ll call you back later I get help Hinata sew bed sheets or something.
Message #10
(Shikamaru) You know your starting to annoy me! I mean Ino called me like at 1:00 in the morning to tell me this dream she had of you and her getting married. I would complain to Ino but then she'd just tell me the names for your children that she picked out or something. This is your fault!
Message #11
(Chougi) Don't worry about it man I got some marshmallows from Shino's house. Now what I need is chocolate. Do you have any?
Message #12
(Ino) Don't forget to call me back so we can set up our date! Ignore Sakura!
Message #13
(Sakura) Sasuke just ignore Ino and call me back so we can make plans!
Message #14
(Kiba) I don't trust you Uchiha! Akamaru has been missing and you had better not done anything to him! Last time he was missing he was practically on the front lawn of your house!
Message #15
(Neji) I'm so much stronger than you, I'm so much cooler than you, I'm so much more awesome than you, (Hinata's voice in the background.) Neji! What are you doing? Come on and help me! (Neji yelling at Hinata) I'm leaving a phone message for Sasuke telling me how great I am! (Hinata in the background) Sasuke? Give me that phone! (Hinata) Hey Sasuke! So what color bed sheets do you think Naruto would like? Orange ones? Or ones decorated with ramen bowls? Call me back ASAP!
Message #16
(Gaara) I will kill you Uchiha Sasuke! I will make sure your blood mixes with my sand so that I will be become stronger! (maniac laughing) I will kill you! (Laughing dies down and then a cough) Oh...and...Uh...thanks for the birthday card.
Message #17
(Itachi) Hello my foolish little brother! I just want to make sure that your fine. You still hate and you still want to kill me, don't you? Oh and mom and dad say Hi! I mean that's what they probably would have said, but we can't really know can we! Anyway practice hard everyday so that one day you can kill me.
Message #18
(Orochimaru) Hello Sasuke. I'm just calling to ask you some questions. What is your favorite color? What is your favorite food? What is your deepest darkest secret? What color is your underwear? I need you to answer those questions because Kabuto and I are working on a 100 page profile on you! Call back!
Message#19
(Sakura) Sasuke don't forget we still need to make plans about practice! Forget about Ino!
Message #20
(Ino) I was just thinking wouldn't going to the park and having a picnic be fun? Just call me so we can set the time and date! Ignore Sakura!
hmmm.......yeah 
FREEDOM! 
chea...im back.. 
Sasuke's Answering Machine