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Saturday, September 3, 2005


   Funny stuffs to read
hur r some funny things that my gma (grandma) let me have so imma post em on hur so u all can have a good laugh

FRIENDS
me and u r friends...
u fight, i fight...
u hurt, i hurt...
u cry, i cry...
u jump off a bridge...
im gonna miss ur dumb @$$


GREAT TRUTHS THAT CHILDREN HAVE LEARNED
1) no matter how hard u try, u cant baptize cats
2) never ask ur 3 yr old brother to hold a tomato
3) u cant trust dogs to watch ur food
4) never hold a dust buster and a cat at the same time
5) u cant hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk

THE FOUR STAGES OF LIFE
1) u belive in santa claus
2) u dont belive in santa claus
3) u r santa claus
4) u look like santa claus

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