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Friday, August 18, 2006


MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES!

So yeah, got to see only the best movie ever made tonight. Did I pay full price? Well, I was going to, I even had a "Snakes on a Plane" jar with one dollar in it! Well, I get to the theatre, and see that my recipt for my direct deposit check was there, so I grab one of my associate passes and buy myself a ticket to go see "Snakes on a Plane" at the 10 P.M. showing.

Well, as you can already tell I think it is the greatest movie ever made. So I will share highlights!

1. Met some friends from school there, was a nice surprise! Made the movie that much more enjoyable.

2. PRE MOVIE IN THE THEATRE: One guy yelled, "STOP MOTHERFUCKING SWEARING, THIS IS A 'G' RATED FILM MOTHERFUCKERS!!!"

3. SNAKES (on a plane): The title! People laughed and cheered at even that!

4. Samuel L. Jackson's appearance. "Do as I say and you live!" The new famous line, sorry "Come with me if you want to live" Samuel L. Jackson just kicked your fuckin' ass right out the window! (Lots of clapping and cheering)

5. First appearance of snakes. *lots of cheers, and much clapping*

6. Lots of laughs throughout the whole film.

7. "Great, snakes on crack."

8. THE LINE OF THE MOVIE: "That's it. I have had it with these motherfucking snakes on this mother fucking plane!!!" *TONS OF CHEERING AND CLAPPING THROUGHOUT THE WHOLE LINE*

9. Music Video of theme song in credits. Very interesting.

GO SEE IT! I guarantee you will love it.


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