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Chapter 4: Naruto and Sasuke

Neko- HI! Now we are going to ask questions to naruto and Sasuke.

Everyone- Yay!

Sasuke-...nn...

Neko- well first question

Sasuke! Why are you always so horny? Doesn’t it scare naru-chan?

From miaa

Sasuke- im always horny because my naru-chan does such adorable things

Naruto- and YES! It does scare me sometimes. Like this one time he got so horny he knocked me out and when I woke up I was strapped to the bed and wearing a maid outfit with out any underwear on

Sasuke- the underwear was getting in the way

Everyone-O.o-

Neko- yes that sight almost made me die from blood lost

Naruto- YOU WERE WATCHING!?-O.o-

Sasuke- so that was you

Neko-yup

Itachi- can we get on? I don’t want to hear about my brother’s sex life

Neko- WELL TOO BAD!

Oreo- I want to hear

Neko SHUT UP YOU OREO!

Oreo- I AM NOT AN OREO!

Neko- whatever. Next question

Naru can you hold Sasu’s hand?

From neji-san64

Naruto- holds Sasuke’s hand- no problem

Sasuke- smile-

Fangirls- taking pics-

Neko- Kawaii! Next question

Sasuke did you know that Neji tried to rape your precious naruto?

From sasukesgirl155

Sasuke-mad- WHAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!?

Naruto-...

-Neji suddenly comes in-

Neji- yes Sasuke I have tried to rape your precious naruto but unfortunately he kicked me in my stomach before I could

Sasuke- goes and kills Neji-

Kisame- aren’t you gonna do something?

Neko- nope

Itachi- really?

Neko- yup

-5 minutes later-

Neko- well looks like the fight is done! Next-

Sasuke- naruto I promise not to ever let anyone harm you ever again!

Naruto- okay Sasuke-Kun-smile-

Neko- next question!

Sasuke do you wear emo make up? And if you do then you’re gonna be happy when you get home?

From Yaoi-fan155

Sasuke-...no comment

Naruto- you liar! You do wear emo make up! I see you put it on every morning!

Sasuke-...no comment

Neko- next question

Naruto how do you feel about Sasuke’s emo make up?

From Yaoi-fan155

Naruto- im used to it. So it doesn’t bother me that much

Neko- next question is

Sasuke-kun why are you gay?

From Uchihagirl164

Sasuke- because I hate girls and their stupidity and naruto is soo cute he could turn a straight guy gay in a second.

Naruto-blush- but I rather have my Sasu-chan than any other boy

Neko- cute! Next question

Sasuke- Kun how many times a day do you do it with naruto?

From yaoirules15

Sasuke-...10

Everyone-O.o-

Neko-O.o- is this true naru-chan?

Naruto- sadly yes-sigh-

Neko- poor naru-chan- hugs him-

Sasuke- HEY! STAY AWAY FROM MY MAN!

Neko-fine- releases naruto- selfish bastard

Sasuke- and proud of it. Now- grabs naruto and puts him in his lap and puts his hands around naruto protectively- MINE!!!!!!!

Naruto-blushes like mad-

Neko- well next question

Naruto did you know that Sasuke kills anyone who even looks at you for a second? He killed ME! Jealous bastard!

From sasukekills33

Naruto-O.o-WHAT! You do?!

Sasuke-...no comment

Everyone-O.o-

Neko- next question

Do you get horny when you see each other in the bathroom?

From neji-hentai

Sasuke- yes

Naruto- yes

Everyone-O.o-

Naruto- HEY! Don’t tell me you won’t get horny when you see someone with that body naked!

Everyone-O.o-

Neko- ok well we have another question now

Make naruto and Sasuke go down on each other

From makoto misuhara

Naruto-O.o- you want us to have sex right now?

Sasuke- why not?

Neko- yes do it! Do it for Kami-sama sake! I wanna watch and take pics-whine-

Naruto- fine we’ll do it

Sasuke-grabs naruto and pulls him to another room- lets go naru-chan Mr. Snuggle Muffin wants to play.

Naruto-blush-

Oreo- who’s Mr. snuggle muffin?

Neko- Sasuke’s dick

Itachi- he named his dick?!

Neko- no! Naruto did-grin-

From other room

Ahh...Ohh...right there... OHHHHH...AHHHHHHHHHH

Nhhhnnn...naru-chan you’re so tight...-grunt-

AHH...SASU...AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Itachi- what are they doing in there?!

Neko-grin- you really want to know?

Itachi- now that I think about no I don’t

Neko- their doing the same thing you do with Kisame except better and harder. I should know I watched them before.

Everyone-O.o-

Neko- ok well this is the end of this chapter! Considering they aren’t going to be back soon.(note if you want to see the whole thing wait until chapter 10 which is where ill give you some delete scenes and funny things that happen that you didn’t know about)

-Applause-

Neko- next will be Gaara and Lee!

Lee- YOSH!

Guy- GO MY LEE!

Gaara- HEY! He’s my Lee!-growls and grabs Lee-

Everyone-O.o-

Neko-sweat drop- well send some questions for Gaara and Lee. See ya!

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