Friday, June 1, 2007

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Neko- hi and welcome back!

-Yay-

-Applause-

Lee- YOSH! It is time for us my Gaara!

Gaara-sweat drop- yeah

Neko- ok lets get down to business and here is the first question

Gaara and lee: who’s the seme?

From Plushielover177

Gaara- im the seme

Lee- and sometimes Gaara-chan lets me be the seme -smile-

Everyone-O.o-

Neko-interested- really now? I have to get those pics

Gaara-annoyed- can we get on with the next question please?

Neko- sure here is the next question

OMG!!

That made me laugh so much.

Great idea.

Question for Gaara and Lee.

1. Gaara when did you realize you loved Lee?

2. because Your from the Sand Village and He's from the leaf village, were are you two gonna live?

From: xxJOSxx

Neko- really? Why thank you-smile-

Gaara- I realized I loved him at the chuunin exams. Then because of it I tried to kill him at the hospital that time because I didn’t want to love anyone. But I got stopped then later on when I got to know Lee better I decided that I would accept those feelings for him.

Everyone-AWWWWWWWW-

Neko- Kawaii!

Lee-awww Gaara-chan! - Hugs Gaara-

Gaara-hugs lee back-

Neko- well there is another question

Lee- oh right

Gaara- well we really haven’t thought about that but since im going to become Kazekage Lee is going to live with me in Sand and he’ll be able to visit his friends in Konoha of course

Lee- yeah

Neko- well that’s nice of you Gaara

Gaara- uh huh

Neko-next question is

Lee, what's it like to be with a younger partner?

From: Arkhem

Lee- well he’s only six months younger than or so

Gaara- that’s true

Lee- yeah so it’s not really a problem

Neko- ok next question

Ok, first I would like to say I LOVE U! I love all the couples and I am completely jealous that U came up with this idea first! U must get a cookie for a job well done hands U cookie:3

Question for Gaara and lee, do U guys have pet names for each other?

From: Ancamna

Neko- THANK YOU SO MUCH! You have no idea how much that means to me so thank you. And well I put the couples that I liked most in the show and the ones that soo belong together. And I got this idea when I read this story called ‘ask Itachi’ and my friend was going to do a ‘ask Itachi’ too and I thought ‘why not make a ‘ask the yaoi couples’ one?’ And I did.-gets cookie- THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR THE COOKIE! I LOVE COOKIES!!!

Gaara- cookie freak

Neko- SHUT UP! YOU LOVE COOKIES TOO!!!

Gaara-...

Naruto- ohhhhhh, Gaara got burned

Deidara- giggles-

Gaara- shut. Up

Neko- you shut up and answer the question

Gaara- fine-reads question- you have got to be kidding me

Lee- pet names huh?

Gaara- I don’t have a pet name for lee

Lee- yes you do! You call me cutie during sex and I call you Panda-chan all the time-smile and giggle-

Everyone-O.o-

Gaara- WHY DID YOU HAVE TO TELL THEM YOU BAKA!?!

Lee-scared- but they asked me –sniff- you’re scaring me Gaara

Gaara-sigh- im sorry lee

Lee-sniff- its okay Panda-chan

Neko-takes pic of them hugging- Kawaii!

Naruto and Deidara- KAWAII!! –Taking pics with neko-

Neko- well next question

Hey look! My review was the first question! X33

Ok! Gaara-sama! Does lee-kun make cookies for you? Are they better than mine?!

From: miaa

Lee- yes I make him cookies all the time

Gaara- and their delicious-licks lips- and LEES COOKIES ARE THE BEST IN THE WHOLE WORLD!

Everyone-scared- O.O-

Gaara- and besides I haven’t tasted yours

Neko- hey lee can u make me some cookies?

Gaara- NO! HE ONLY MAKES THEM FOR ME!-growl-

Lee-sorry neko-chan but Gaara doesn’t like me making cookies for anyone other then him

Neko- ok then next question

LOL!! This is so funny! I want to ask a question!! Which one of you guys is the uke?

From ScarrFace

Neko- well we already got a question about who was the uke but that’s okay. I didn’t want to not post any comments.

Lee- well im the uke most of the time but Gaara sometimes lest me be seme

Gaara-blushing- next question please

Neko-next question is

Does Gaara always have a bad temper? Or does he smile for you sometimes?

From sasukesgirl164

Lee- well he sometimes gets a bit short temper...

Gaara- that’s because of your stupidity

Lee- and yes he does smile for me sometimes-smile-

Neko-awww! Cute

Gaara-growl-

Lee- now Gaara don’t scare away anyone

Neko- yes Gaara don’t

Lee- oh and he’s also very overprotective of me

Neko- im also overprotective of Deidara

Sasori- he’s mine- takes Deidara-

Neko- yes but he’s mostly mine. I just let you touch him because you two look cute together and Deidara begged me for it

Sasori- fine! We’ll share! How about that?

Neko- ok!

Deidara-don’t I get a say in this?

Neko, Sasori- NO!

Deidara-whimper-

Gaara- next question

Neko- right next is

YAY! I have a question for Gaara and Lee, Did you two get horny during of the Chuunin exam fight?

From Looney Luna The Emo Prep

Everyone-O.O-

Gaara- err...yeah

Everyone- O.o-

Gaara- what?! He did the leaf dance or something that he got me from the back! That made me kinda horny okay?!

Lee- same here

Everyone-O.O-

Neko- err moving on

Squee! Write another Sasori and Deidara chapter... Pwease..? I will give you a cookie... I will give you a plate full of cookies...

From NarutoAnimeGirl

Neko- oh don’t worry about that. I was planning on writing one anyone. YAY! I get a plate of cookies! oh by the way I suggest you read chapter 10 when I post it if you like Sasori and Deidara

Sasori, Deidara- O.o

Neko- oh don’t worry –evil smile-

Deidara- can we read the next question please?

Neko- right

Does Lee like Gaara's eyeliner? And can Lee give Gaara a B.J?

From When The Sun Goes Down

Gaara- IT’S NOT EYELINER!!!

Naruto- suuuure

Gaara- its not! I just don’t sleep so I have that disease that I forgot the name of so I get dark rings under my eyes

Neko- true

Lee- and yes I think it looks cute

Neko- for the blow job look for chapter 10. That’s where im putting most of the mature scenes –evil smile- so sorry you have to wait so long.

Everyone-O.O-

Neko- anyone this next question appears to be for Sasori and Deidara but since their here and not busy Ill put it up

Sasori, I've read a lot of fics where you die and it shows Deidara's reaction, if Deidara were to die, what would you do and how would you react, depending if he was sick or someone killed him on a mission.

From Fallen Angel Wings

Sasori- well if he died I would kill myself

Everyone- you would?

Sasori- yes I would. I wouldn’t be able to live without him

Deidara- awww Sasori-Danna –goes and hugs him-

Sasori- hugs back-

Neko- takes pics- next question

Ask Gaara and lee

Do you two kiss often? Do you guys have hot sex

From baby girl Brianna

Lee- well duh. We kiss all the time

Gaara- and yes we do have a lot of hot sex

Neko-trembling- must take pics

Naruto- err okay -.-

Neko- next question

DAMN! I hate that...my question didn't show up! Ok, my question was, Gaara, do you use your sand to increase your manhood? Oh, and who cums first. Thanks!!

From LovexXxHaku

Neko- what was your question?

Gaara- I don’t need to

Everyone- O.o

Gaara- he he he

Lee- and well I always cum first

Gaara- that’s right

Neko- next question

Hina+Sweat drop+ you want me to post question ok here.

Gaara, what does Lee do that turns you on the most?

From CinnamonSpiderQueen

Gaara- well lee does many things that turn me, like when he drops something and goes down to reach it

Everyone-O.O- err okay?

Neko- nice. Next question

Okay... I have a request... I'd like Lee too give Gaara some his eyebrows as the ultimate show of youthful love! gets hit with a brick

From Haikari

Neko- naruto why did u throw that brick?

Naruto- err he was being stupid

Neko- but you didn’t have to throw a brick

Naruto- right sorry Haikari

Lee-gasp- I love Gaara but I shall not shave my eyebrows!

Gaara- err that’s okay I don’t want you to –sweat drop-

Lee- okay

Neko- thank god. Next question

Omg Gaara and lee is my favorite pairing...can I ask a question please...

Who is normally the seme and the uke?

From: KankurosBandGeek2010

Neko- well like they said before Gaara is the seme and lee is the uke and sometimes Gaara lets lee be the uke

Deidara- yup

Neko- next question

...KAWAII! I loved it!! Oh and I have a question for Gaara and Lee...well actually its two in one...doesn't Lee ever get scared of Gaara and his sand?? And the second part is I want to see Gaara and lee make out...while playing in the sand! Woohoo! That would be hot! Thanx!! Arigato!! Bye bye

From Fox-chan

Neko-thank you very much!

Lee- umm...well sometimes I get scared...when I do something bad...

Gaara- that’s right

Lee- it’s scary-scared-

Neko- now do the second part u too

Gaara and Lee go to a sand box and start to make out

(I am sorry to say this but all the really good sex parts are going to be on the deleted scenes chapter later on when I finish going trough everyone. Again I am sorry)

Neko- well they finally finished making out. Next question

Gaara-chan! I thought you didn’t have feelings so why do you have feelings for lee?

From IheartGaara-chan235

Lee- Gaara-chan?

Gaara- uh, I do have feelings. Well most of them are hate but I do have feelings. And I love lee because he captivates me

Lee- Gaara-chan? Gaa-chan? –Wasn’t listening-

Neko- and the idiot isn’t even listening -.-

Gaara- well he’s my idiot )

Everyone- O.O-

Gaara-WHAT!

Neko- next question please!

Hey Gaara! My cousin loves you so do you want to dump lee and be her boyfriend?

From Neji-Hentai

Lee- NO! HE’S MINE!

Gaara- what he said!

Neko- too bad for Neji-Hentai’s cousin

Lee- next question please! –Jealous-

Neko- right

Do you and Gaara make-out in privacy or in public?

From Neji-san

Gaara- in privacy

Lee- and sometimes in public

Fangirls- WE MUST GET THOSE PICS!!!! –Dramatic-

Neko- dramatic much –sweat drop- well see you next chapter

Lee- it’s over?

Neko- yes. Next is Hidan and Kakuzu

Hidan- alright! Finally!


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