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Thursday, June 14, 2007

   story yeah!
Oreo- hi im Orochimaru and I will be the person talking to you from now one

Everyone- ?????

Naruto- Oreo here tied up Cho in the closet

Oreo- this chapter will be about me and my Kabu-chan

Kabuto- that’s right

Oreo- behold, Kabu-chan! –Shows stuffed snake-

Kabuto- what? What about me?

Oreo- oh right. And also about my other Kabu-chan

Kabuto- that’s better

Cho- suddenly comes in and starts to beat the crap out of Oreo with her feet because her hands are tied up and has duck tape over her mouth-

Kabuto- trying to stop Cho-

Cho- mumbling foul things to Oreo-

Oreo- AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

-We suggest you watch “Cooking with Ino” since you don’t want to watch this-

Ino- hi and welcome to cooking with Ino. Today we are gonna cook dog –pulls out Akamaru out of nowhere-

Kiba- comes in- AKAMARU! Let go you FUCKING BITCH!

Ino- puts Akamaru inside pot- HA! Lets see you get him out of there you dog shit!

Kiba- F-beeeeeeeeep

-Err...you also don’t want to watch this so lets see how that fight is coming along...Oh it seams it stopped. Enjoy-

Cho- tired lying on the floor-

Kabuto- tired of trying to get Cho off of Oreo-

Oreo- covered in blood and bruises, beated up on the floor-

Sasuke- now this is a turn of events

Naruto- yeah. But did you see Cho! She totally beated Orochimaru! Maybe we can use her to fight Orochimaru

Cho- sorry but im not with the side of good

Naruto- your not?! –Teary eyed-

Cho- sorry but I would rader have the Akatsuki way

Itachi- you have chosen well, young one

Sasuke- who are you? Luke Skywalker?

Itachi- silence, young one!

Everyone- anime sweatdrop-

Cho- errrr lets get on to the questions

Hi! I love this

Anyways, Kabuto-kun is it weird that you're dating a 50 year old?

Orochimaru-sama, Are you really an Oreo?

From: Black Rose Takamari

Kabuto- no not really

Cho- really?

Kabuto- yea

Oreo- maybe I am...maybe im not –shifty eyes-

Deidara- errrr...

Cho- yeah...next question!

Two Yaoi Loving Nekos has a question:

Oreo-kun do you use your tongue during sex?

Kabuto-kun have you ever worn a man thong? Oh and another thing, have you ever used whipped cream and cherries while "experimenting"?

From: Two Yaoi Loving Nekos

Oreo- well duh. Everyone uses their tongue during sex

Cho- yup yup yup

Kabuto- why do you want to know?

Kisame- their curious

Kabuto- I don’t care. Im not answering that

Deidara- that means you have

Naruto- ahahahaahahahha

Kabuto- glares-

Oreo- yes we have used whipped cream and cherries

Deidara- hmm so have we

Naruto- same here

Kisame- and here

Cho- must.get.pictures!

Deidara- umm I guess ill read the next question since Cho seams to be...twitching or something

I have some questions for Orochimaru and Kabuto!

Kabuto, how long is Orochimaru's tongue, and does he use it for kinky sex?

Have you two ever played 'Doctor'?

Orochimaru, are you into S&M? You seem like the kind of guy that would.

Finally... in your opinion, which do you think is hotter, Kabuto with or without his glasses?

From: Haikari

Kabuto- well it’s pretty long but I’ve never measure it

Deidara- have you measured his penis?

Kabuto- err no -.-

Kabuto- and yes he uses it

Oreo- yes. I don’t believe we have played doctor for sex...and fireman...and many others

Cho- hmm hot

Oreo- err whats S&M?

Cho- I don’t know. I don’t think anyone here does

Everyone- nope

Oreo- and he’s hotter with his glasses off but he still looks hot with them on

Kabuto- blushes-

Cho- cute. Next question

O.o I have a friend called Oreo, anywhozzulz.

Qst. for Oro-chan and Kabuto-kun:

1. Kabuto-kun, seme or uke?

2. Oro-chan, isn't Kabuto underage?

3. Doesn't that make you the child molester everyone thinks you are?

4. Make Sasu-kun and Naru-chan make out! Kabu-kun and Oro-chan too!

From: Mizuni-no-neko

Cho- Ohh I also know a few people nicknamed Oreo

Kabuto- uke of course

Cho- duh

Oreo- well the decision was up to him and he chose to ignore it

Cho- nice

Oreo- and I am not a child molester!

Cho- then what were you doing with Sasuke in this fanfic I read?

Sasuke, naruto, Kabuto, Oreo- O.O

Cho- thought so

Oreo- im not a child molester!

Cho- whatev. Now make this person happy and make out. You too naruto and Sasuke.

-They start to make out-

-30 minute later-

Cho- well im back

Deidara- so did you iron your hair?

Cho- yup. It looks better now

Deidara- yup. It sure does

Sasori- but you tooked longer then you should have

Cho- well I got Ice scream

Deidara- what? And you didn’t share?

Cho- sorries

Deidara- what flavor?

Cho- my favorite; bubble gum

Deidara- ohhhhhh I love that flavor. It’s so good

Cho- I know

Itachi- hey guys. They finally finish

Cho- finally

Oreo- well go on with the next question

Cho- right. Next question is...

Oh well thanks 4 updating anyway because I mean u have like a bunch of questions coming in for the story and all so it’s alright

Alright oro/kab

Kabuto do u think Orochimaru likes Sasuke better than u since he always goes after him and umm...tries to get him to "join" him?

Orochi? How long is ur tongue really?

From: WeIrD-fRoG

(Soon to be Human-Eating-Panda (HEP)

Cho- yes I have tons of questions and im so happy

Kabuto- err no I don’t think so since he only wants Sasuke so he can still live

Oreo- and like I said, or was it Kabuto, it’s pretty long

Cho- yup. Next question

Ces't moi again. Ok, so, Kabuto, do you two ever get kinky? Same for Sasori and Deidara. I mean, Sasori no Danna does mean "Master Sasori" last time I checked.

From: Eltarprince

Kabuto- yup. It’s very good too

Oreo- yes it is

Sasori- yup. We get kinky sometimes

Deidara- yes it means master. It also means husband, but I prefer master

Cho- Sasori, do you get horny when Dei-chan calls you that?

Sasori- the first few times I did but now im used to it, since he calls me nothing but “Danna”

Cho- hmm kinky. Next question

I loved that chapter... and all the others!

Thanks for using my questions!

I have some for Oreo (love the nick name!) and Kabuto

1. Who is seme and who’s uke?

2. Kabuto in what ways does Oreo use his tongue on you?

And I have a request for you two I want you to make out.

And Cho here are more cookies hands the neko cookies

Thanks your the best Cho

From: Vamprisslizy

Cho- Kyah!!! Thankies so much. Ohh cookie –gets cookies- thank you so much

Oreo- im the seme of course

Kabuto- he uses his tongue for pretty much everything

Naruto- he uses his tongue to scratch his butt?

-Silence-

Kabuto- no

Naruto- oh well

Oreo-...

Cho- ...okay... now make out...again

-They start to make out again-

-10 minutes later-

Cho- well you seam to have finished so next question

MAN AWESOME!! I love this story, u made me laugh so hard I woke everyone up...Heheh...

OK, I have sum questions!!

Orochimaru/Kabuto

Kabuto, is Orochimaru good with that long tongue of his in bed? ;)

Orochimaru, don’t Kabuto’s glasses bother u?

Kisame/Itachi

Kisame, ever thought of using Samehada to 'punish' Itachi if he's naughty? Just a hint lol

Well can’t wait 4 the next chapter! U rock! (Gives u cookies)

From: SeleneSoulwar

Cho- thank you. Omg! You did? LOL

Kabuto- oh he is awesome with that tongue of his

Deidara- a bit creep out-

Oreo- I just take them off

Kisame- if I use it 1. I would hurt Itachis beautiful delicate skin and 2. Itachi will kill me

Cho- ohhhhhh another cookie! Yay! gets cookies I love people who give me cookies

Deidara- Im gonna read the next question since Cho is eating

Lol my question is...

Why the hell did you choose Oreo?! He's a friggin human snake for Christ’s' sake!

XD

And can Kabuto slap himself to sense? 8D

From: BrdomIsTheDvl

Cho- umm well I wanted to put yaoi couples. You don’t have to scream at me –sniff- and yes we all know he’s a snake

Kabuto- I am not gonna slap myself

Cho- you don’t have to

Kabuto- I don’t?

Cho- nope –snaps finger-

-Sakura falls in trough the ceiling-

Everyone- O.o

Cho- Sakura, I have capture Kabuto for you.

Sakura- finally –goes over to Kabuto and starts slapping him- that’s for almost killing Sasuke-kun!

-3 minutes later-

Cho- very good. Now bye

-Sakura falls trough trap door-

Everyone- O.o

Cho- now next question

Great idea for a story thing, really cool.

Hey, this is a question for Deidara and Sasori, mostly for my girlfriend and my best friend, they think your the most awesome guys around rolls eyes they want to know if either of you have any irrational fears that others can exploit. I wouldn't answer if I was you.

Again, great idea, you get a cookie... and a half

From: Deidara's fangirl's girlfriend

Cho- oh thank you. Ohh another cookie...and a half

Sasori- I think im gonna take your advice and not say anything

Deidara- im scared of losing my Danna

Cho- umm Sasori?

Sasori- hmm?

Cho- I suggest you on the look out

Sasori- yea

Cho- well last question for this chapter

Haha yep every flipping chapter! 3

Yay Oreo!

Now now now, is the sex willing or is it rape...?

And what do you think of the crack pairing orosasu??

Mia shall give Oreo an Oreo...throws Oreo into to bedroom now go follow him Kabuto...

From: miaa

Cho- yup yup yup. Thankies Miaa-chan

Kabuto- it’s willing. And I hate the pairing

Oreo- I hate the pairing too

Sasuke- I despise it

Naruto- same here

Cho- ehh I don’t hate it so much

Oreo- OREO! –Goes into bedroom-

Kabuto- follows him

Cho- umm yea. I don’t think they’ll be coming out for a few ours. I will give you what happens in a deleted scenes chapter coming soon

Deidara- who are you gonna put in the deleted sex scenes?

Cho- im going to put one scene for every couple. And if I get enough reviews ill put more sex scenes

Deidara- Ohh cool

Cho- oh and right now I wanna get at least 100 reviews before I put chapter 10

Deidara- 100?

Cho- yes

Deidara- oh I hope you get tons of good reviews Cho

Cho- thanks Deidara. Now good bye. Next is Haku and Zabuza so send them questions


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Wednesday, June 13, 2007

all four parts of naruto shippiden 1
part 1

part 2

part 3

part 4
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   deidara- comeing undone

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Monday, June 11, 2007

98% of teens say "I love you" ... but only 2% actually mean it, if you are part of that 2% add this to your profile.


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If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile


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   soooooooooooo funny

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Saturday, June 9, 2007

   happy birthday
happy birthday itachi-san!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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   story
Chapter 7- Iruka and Kakashi
Kakashi- hello! Sorry to say this but it seams Cho is in the bathroom!

Cho- KAKASHI GET OFF! –Kicks him in the face-

Iruka- Kakashi! –Goes over to him-

Kakashi- mumbles something-

Cho- sorry about that. I had to go to the bathroom

Kakashi- recovers- I was just helping –whine-

Naruto- you really shouldn’t have kicked his face

Cho-growl- SHUT UP!

Naruto- whimpers and goes to corner-

Deidara- someone’s PMSing today

Cho- slaps him-

Deidara- holing cheek- ow

Sasuke- there there Naru-chan –comforts naruto-

Naruto- aih Luv ya Sasuke

Sasuke- I Luv ya too

Fangirls- awwwwwwww

Kakashi- isn’t this suppose to be about me and Ruka-chan...

Iruka- and not naruto and Sasuke

Cho- oh right. Well here’s the first question

OMG OMG OMG Why is the status thing on complete?! WHY?! Plz don’t end this fic!

O.O

If you aren’t gonna, and u have it on complete for...er...who knows what reason then my question for Kakashi and Iruka is...

When are you getting married?!

From: BrdomIsTheDvl

Cho- omg! Im so sorry I put it as complete when its not complete. I put it in complete because umm well I forgot

Kakashi- hmm yes I do wander that myself

Iruka- blushing-

Naruto- so when exactly is the wedding?

Kakashi- well I haven’t asking him to marry me...yet

Iruka- blushing madly-

Cho- well ask him right now

Kakashi- well...alright

Iruka- huh?

Kakashi- goes over to Iruka and kneels down. Takes out a ring out of nowhere (O.o) – Iruka, will you marry me?

Iruka- shocked- YES!

-They hug and everybody cheers-

Cho- wow, there’s a wedding in my fanfic...hope the reviews are good

Naruto- but you never answered the question. When is it?

Kakashi- umm...in 2 months

Cho- am I invited?

Kakashi- hmm sure

Cho- Yay. Now next question

Ha Yay for my awesome comments that made like every chapter! -

YOSH KAKAIRU!

Kakashi can you make iru orgasm just by looking at him with the Sharingan?

D

From: miaa

Cho- yup they made every chapter...I think

Kakashi- hmm can I make him orgasm? Hmm I don’t know

Cho- umm well try it

Kakashi- okay! –Tries it-

Iruka- nothing happens-

Cho- guess it doesn’t work

Kakashi-sad- yea

Iruka- don’t worry. I still think your sexii

Kakashi- smiles-

Cho - uhhh now the next question is

O! Iruka does Kakashi get ideas for kinky sex from Icha Icha?

From: Looney Luna The Emo Prep

Iruka- well duh

Naruto- Sasuke also gets his ideas from there –giggles-

Sasuke- NARUTO!

Cho- I KNEW IT!

Everyone- O.o-

Cho- err...

Kakashi- ahem well anyway, next question please

Cho- uh yea

I have a few questions...

Two for Iruka and Kakashi

1. What is your favorite position? (Sexual)

2. What did the rest of the hidden leaf village think of your relationship as lovers?

Two for Deidara and Sasori

1. What is your favorite position? (Sexual)

2. When did you both start having sex?

smiles and Gives Neko a box full of cookies made with catnip

Your idea was awesome!

I love the pairings!

You’re going on my fav. Authors list

From: Vamprisslizy

Cho- he he he. I feel so especial- takes cookies- COOKIES!!!!

Kakashi- err okay... hmm lets see my favorite is doggie style

Iruka- mines which ever as long as there’s pleasure

Kakashi- and they were fine with it

Sasori- well I can’t really say I have a favorite since I like a few of them

Deidara- my favorite is kitty style

Cho- kitty style? Don’t you mean doggy style?

Deidara- well yea but I like kitties better then doggies

Cho- so do I!

Deidara- oh and we started doing it when we first got together

Cho- he he I know

Deidara- err how do you know?

Sasori- umm was that you that I sensed outside the window?

Cho- yup!

Deidara- what?! If you knew why didn’t you tell me? Or stop? Or something?!

Sasori- I didn’t want to ruin the moment

Deidara- oh k then –goes and hugs Sasori-

Kakashi- err next question?

Cho- oh right

Yay new Chapter. Did I tell you I love this story 'cause I love this story. I got a question for Kakashi. Can the Sharingan see through things, if it can do you ever look through Iruka's clothes?

From: insanlynuts

Kakashi- umm –cough- do I have to answer that?

Iruka- O.o

Cho- um yea. The reader wants to know

Kakashi- uhhh...

Sasuke- yes

Naruto, Iruka- WHAT?!?!?!?!?!?

Cho- Hehehe, I knew it

Naruto, Iruka- O.o-

Kakashi- and yes I have looked trough Iruka’s clothes...many times

Iruka- KAKASHI! –Hits him-

Kakashi- Ahhh...the good times

Cho- errrr anyway...next question!

That was great .

I have a few questions for Tobi and Zetsu

1. How do you 2 kiss?

2. who’s seme and who's uke?

3. This ones 4 u Loveless-chan . make Zetsu kiss Tobi causes I’m bored.

From: narutosfangirl

Cho- hold up –brings Zetsu and Tobi in-

Zetsu- reads question- hmmm...well that’s for me and Tobi to know and for you to never know

Cho- party pooper

Zetsu- grins evilly-

Cho- moves away scared-

Tobi- and Tobi is the seme

Cho- knew it --

Deidara- so obvious

Cho- and now...KISS!!!!

-Tobi and Zetsu shrug and start making out-

Crowd- WOOOOOOO!!!!! –Cat whistles-

Cho- tee hee hee –kicks them out to another room so they can finish their business and will be called later on if any more questions-

Kakashi- now next question

Cho- right

Ok, question for you Iruka: Uke or Seme? I just want to know if I should say

Kakiruka or Irukashi.

From: Eltarprince

Iruka- uke

Cho- duh. The oldest should always be the seme –looks at Itachi and Kisame on chair together- well sometimes...NEXT QUESTION!!

Hi I have a question for Tobi and Zetsu...

Who is the seme and who is the uke?

Also for Iruka and Kakashi:

Iruka do you ever get to see under Kakashi’s mask and if you do what is under his mask. It's the great unknown fact about Kakashi. Lol

From: Black Rose Takamari

Cho- looks at door that she threw them in- umm well I don’t think they’ll be coming out anytime soon but like before Tobi is uke

Iruka- and of course I see under his mask. I do kiss him

Cho- woo!

Iruka- and well let’s just say I almost fainted the first time I saw it

Cho- it was that horrible?!!

Iruka- no. quite the opposite

Cho- ni-i-ice! Now next question!

xD! Okay very hot chapter, okay i have a question for Iruka,

How does Kakashi look under the mask?!

From: HyuugaAngels

Iruka- like I just said, very handsome

Cho- uh huh.

Iruka- well it’s true

Cho- I think you just made his ego bigger

Iruka- what do you mean?

Cho- look over there –points to Kakashi looking at himself-

Kakashi- looking in morrow- Im so pretty. Oh so pretty...

Iruka- great

Cho- tee hee hee. NEXT QUESTION!

YAY Iruka and Kakashi!

Ok Iruka do u get jealous when Gai keeps challenging Kakashi to do weird stuff?

And Kakashi do u think Gai has a crush on u?

p.s. can’t wait 4 chappy 10! And 11! Yay dei/sas!

From: WeIrD-fRoG

Iruka- not really

Cho- you don’t?

Iruka- don’t need to. I mean, have you seen Gai?!

Cho- good point

Kakashi- all I got to say is...ew

Cho- I agree

Everyone- same

Cho- okay. Last question for today

My question is...

Kakashi, what jutsus do you use on Iruka in the bedroom? D

From: Yuki-Kun

Kakashi- many

Cho- do I even want to know?!

Iruka- err I don’t think you do

Sasuke- hmm I wonder...hey Kakashi, can we talk for a min?

Kakashi- sure Sasuke

-Kakashi and Sasuke go talk-

Cho- err I think their talking about sex moves

Everyone- sweatdrop-

Cho- well this wraps up a very, very weird chapter...

Everyone- UNTIL NEXT TIME

Cho- next is Oreo and Kabuto!

Kabuto- Oreo?

Cho- that’s Orochimaru

Oro- im an Oreo?

Cho- err sure you are

Oro- WOW! DREAMS REALLY DO COM TRUE!!!!

Cho- sweatdrop- well bye bye


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Friday, June 8, 2007

   yes!!!!!!!!!!!!
i am finaly 13 yeah
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