Thursday, July 13, 2006

And one for all.
Comments on commentary-

Desbreakfast- Glad you enjoyed it, Des. *offers you many rupees*

AJ- I've been a member for eons. Or just long enough to develop an attitude and opinion about this things.

Either way, most of the people involved fail it.

Sunfall- That was my favorite too. A gold star to you~

Aarrrrrrrrr- Without color, the world is bleak and gray. Or maybe I'm just making excuses for my sarcasm and profanity, lol.

Calvin and Hobbes are named after two real-world philosophers- John Calvin and Thomas Hobbes. I'd describe them but, really, Hobbes the tiger is so much more interesting and cuddly.

Unresolved grievances OR: Must John Tucker Die? For reals?

Theme song of this post: Bat Country by Avenged Sevenfold.

The benefits of working at Wendy's are many. I can't think of them at the moment but, rest assured, they do exist and no I'm not just shitting you. Primarily I get a nifty little Wendy's hat which, on my latest excursion to the foreign northerlands of Dallas (yes, that was where I was the past X number of days and yes it was a grand ol' time filled, the highlights of which include: A.) Fourth of July... on a lake! B.) .... with storms in the area! C.) .... Like, seriously. There was a super cell storm just in the background behind the fireworks that was letting off a much better lightshow. D.) Meeting cool new people! E.) Going to Fry's Electronics and listening to this boss little pianist playing the Mario Theme Song, Zelda Theme Song, Mario Boss Theme and others on a baby grand Steinway piano- I shit you not, friends! F.) Watching Kentucky Fried Movie, Superman Returns (2nd time), POTC: Dead Man's Chest , G.) Kicking ass and taking names in Super Smash Brothers. Marth eats you.) was discovered to be a rather trendy little piece for my best friend's ex-emo brother. He sported it, twisted to the side and somehow it was cool looking. I'm sure there were dire consequences to the event- Hell freezing over, pigs flying, evil reawakening in some dark, dank corner of the world and otherwise. But who cares! I have one new perk to add to the list of awesome pros to working at Wendy's. Glee reigns.

I liked POTC. Maybe I've been blinded by Jack Sparrow- his swagger, his speech, his one liners. Was it a worse film than the first? Why think of it like that? It was awesome. It had a Kraken, it had church organs. It had natives. It had, depending on your sexual preferences, either: hot women OR fly men OR sexy sea monsters(???). If you stayed after the credits you saw how boss it's humor was. It had Captain Jack Sparrow. That's all I can ask for. Granted, it was obviously the second part in a trilogy- it just had that 2 outta 3 stigma attached to it, like it was building for something better. But it is good. It's worth your money. And, judging by it's box office opening, money was indeed spent on it. Too much perhaps! Think about.. all the people that could have been fed with the millions spent.. at the box office. But, none of them are Jack Sparrow or even remotely act like Jack Sparrow so no soup for them. Muahahahahaha~

I saw her flames.

Whoa! Pee Wee Herman is on TV. I am totally there.

P.S. Rocky VI is looking pretty bad. Yessiree, pretty bad.

P.P.S. Gaza and Lebanon are looking pretty bad. Yessiree, pretty bad.

P.P.P.S. Iraq is looking INCREASINGLY CAUTIOUSLY OPTIMISTIC.

P.P.P.P.S. What a disgusting arrangement of actors exists in this play. An ill-spoken, guttersnipe of a child who cannot even contemplate romance. A lamentable oaf that cannot do much beyond take the loss and mourn it for the rest of his life like a pitiful, obsessive sniveling victimizing piece of shit.

I loathe him greatly.
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