Monday, April 24, 2006

'War is God's way of teaching Americans geography.'
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Kya- It was a fun trip. In my opinion too many people go on vacations to go and see tons of shit- I mean, I take vacations to just sit around in a comfortable setting and do nothing, lol.

Katamari Damacy! Dunanananananana~

Irish- The world would be still and quiet! The moon would not shine, the sun would not beam, the waves would not roll and the Earth itself would not rotate without faux-jaded teens and young adults. Without their collective melodramatic energies the universe as we know it would be totally fucked.

Short hair is blowful. It was better shaggy, yeah? Perhaps! A mystery it is.

*sips his Dr. Pepper.* =>

I like my coffee black just like my metal.

Theme song of this post: Manah Manah.

Whatever you have to say about Iran it's obvious that their President (the esteemed and well-mannered Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, whose name I cannot spell without first looking it up) is dragging them to a possible war more than anyone else. If I look up 'belligerence' I'd find it's definition matches both President Bush (whose name I can spell without looking it up, points to me, huh?) and President Ahmadinejad's attitude- specifically Ahmad-san (I'm not typing out that fucking long ass name again) and his continued ranting. My good friend has recently said that he heard that they were planning to nuke Iran to stop them from getting nukes. Isn't that hilarious? I mean, surely you guys see the irony. "Hey, dude, we're scared you'll get nukes and use them offensively.. so we're going to have to nuke you to stop that, savvy? Nothing personal, bruh." In any event, if nukes are used on Iran you'll see a fun series of events where every other country on the planet reacts to that and submits what they perceive to be their very-important opinion. The only opinion I'd look out for is Russia's- the Cold War might be dead but it doesn't seem to want to stay that way. I must have some kind of fuck-up in my head but I find the prospect of any new wars very interesting. I'd love to watch an American-Iran war- that would be pretty amusing. Here's to hoping the idiocy in the minds of Ahmad-san and Bush-ahou continue.

Fiesta is going on (Aleia has an informative link in her blog to it that I could dig up but three or four clicks is three or four clicks too many) but a secret between you and me is that I avoid that shit like the plague. Thousands upon thousands of people pour into Downtown S.A. I mean, shit, the traffic alone would raise my blood pressure to dangerous levels. For all you yankee pieces of shit basically fiesta is.. just that. We get 'festive'- it's a party celebrating the Texan's victory at San Jacinto and to remember the heroes that died at the Alamo. By now, however, it's more like a giant party that gets bigger and bigger- sure, we remember San Jacinto/the Alamo but it is, basically, a party. Drink it up, eat it up, sex it up, live it up. Smexy.

Tom Cruise needs to calm down. I mean, Mr. Cruise, I know you've become a idiot-peon of Scientology but you don't have to cause pain and torment everywhere you go with your rants and excessive energy. Think of the children, sir. I beg of you as a fellow human to stop the destruction.

So much for the afterglow.

I'm out.

P.S. Doo-do dododo.

P.P.S. Oh, snap.
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