Wednesday, October 5, 2005

Exoskeletal junction at the railroad delayed.
Comments on commentary-

Irish- Yeah, that movie is one of my favorites too. I can't.. quote all of it though. I lack that skill. =/

Tranquil passion = CAN BE DONE! Watch me! Well, maybe not. Ah well, it was a nice daydream.

Yes, a sexy party. I'll vote for the mini-skirt/fishnet one. =) Don't be late!

Yes, life is funny. That's my mantra [or it should be]. I find humor in all things, good or bad.. which might be a negative thing, lol.

Neil- Glad to hear it man. I hope everything is rolling alright for you.

*screams in Japanese at the sight of gojira-esque Neil*

Leaful- Well, you were one of the people that decafailed. kthx.

But not since you left have the waves come.

Theme song of this post: United States of Whatever by Liam Lynch [this song has the most profound lyrics on the face of the planet-for reals]

I doubt I can match the satire of my previous post so I'm not even going to attempt it, lol. However I will say that when I get truly, deeply, disturbingly angry/negative I actually get funnier which, I believe, is something of a conundrum. Anyway, I'm feeling negative-negative and not negative-funny today so I will be lacking in the funny as shown by this well-made pie chart:



I have my SAT Reasoning Test this weekend and I'll tell you what- I am really looking forward to it. I have a mix of nervousness and apathy which, I know, are two conflicting emotions- somehow I've managed to have both at the same time. I'm not really looking to get a high score or anything- I honestly don't care about that. I just want to pass and get it over with. I'm supposed to be there at 7 something in the morning armed with: two no. 2 pencils, a calculator, my [golden] ticket and a bright, happy smile as I wander into the netherworlds of standardized testing. I've done some research on the SAT Reasoning Test and it seems to have math, critical reading and writing portions to the test- including an essay. I hate math and I'm rather horrid at it [I'll admit that I don't really put forth my best effort in caring to be good at it so my own inefficiency at it is, as usual, my own fault]. Essays are kind of fun- I mean, I've written like several mini-essays in this blog alone for my own pleasure. I just hope the subject isn't something I have no fucking clue about.



"Ten of the questions in one of the math sections are not multiple-choice. They instead require the test taker to input the result of their calculations in a four-column grid. For each correct answer, one raw point is added; for each incorrect answer one-fourth of a point is deducted. However, for the ten student-produced answers in the math section, no points are deducted for a wrong answer. The final score is derived from the raw score; the precise conversion chart varies from year to year due to minor variations in test difficulty."

That happenstance to be the bane of my existence- all throughout my education I'd get in trouble because I can't efficiently write down how I got to the answer, lol. Oh well. I'm sure that I'll wing it with efficiency. When said-winging is done we will all hold a sexy dance party that will be somewhat similar to the following animated gif:



Look forward to it!

Gamespot changed their layout again so that it's cluttered with more stuff that I don't give a flying fuck about. I don't really have anything else to say about this so.. *scratches back of head*

Today is my four year anniversary at OtakuBoards. On this day, four years ago, I began the long and awkward journey from newb, to moderator, to fame, to obscurity and, now, a quiet resurgence. Ahh, the mysterious cycles of life. Indeed, I have made many friends- and, indeed, I don't talk to most of them anymore. However, I would like to send a shout out to my friends from OB who merit a mention [yes this is a sappy thank you list with people who probably don't even read this blog, lol]-

*in no particular order aside from my memory*

Britty- You were part of that gang of three that dominated most of my social life for.. three years? Something like that. You're one of my closest friends and I hope everything is going alright for you, yeah?

Travis- The other member of the gang of three, hm. Well, T.. what I'd like to say is.. go to hell. Hahaha, just kidding [I think]. Thanks for lecturing me, berating me and causing chaos in my life. When you read this, don't get the wrong idea- I still desire your total and complete annihilation [preferably at my hands]. =P

Bryan- BRY! The one and only, the person that no one here will probably know! I don't have much to say but- where the fuck did you disappear to?

Liam- You're the best Australian Mormon friend I have. Well, you're the only Australian Mormon friend I have but that's offtopic. Keep on keepin' on.

Robin- *reiteration of what he said for Bryan* Where the fuck are you?

Neil- Go to hell, too. Haha, just kidding [<_<;]. You're the greatest jackass on this planet and it's truly a pleasure to have you as a best bro. Seriously.

Connor- Man. I miss this dude. Don't you? Well, I mean, even if you don't know him he was cool. I guarantee it.

Warlock- *nods to him* Warlock.

Tori- Tortor, the Queen! WE HAVE HAD SOME GOOD TIMES EH. Seriously though, you're definitely one of my best friends. If you ever need anything, just give me a ring- I will do my best to help you, right? Right. Good. Keep on keepin' on [I think I'm using this phrase without understanding it's pinpoint definition although I have a somewhat vague idea of what it means. WAY TO GO, KEN.]

Juu- Juu, the.. uh. You don't have a fancy title, eh? Oh well. You're an old friend too and, although we've had some arguments, I still consider you to be a great friend. Keep on goin'.

Lea- Although you're a ditz/clumsy/emo you're still my friend. [*chuckles to himself*]

Sennen- Sup, little dude. I've known you since you were but a wee cynic.. with your crappy haircuts and nerdy looks. Now you're like a young Orson Welles. I think that was a compliment. Was it? Hm. I'm not so sure now. Oh well. We might not talk much, but I think of you as being a pretty good friend.

James- I can't really call you a friend since we don't talk and we don't know much about each other, but I have known you [in some way] for a lengthy amount of time so.. hola.

Irish- *puts on his fedora* Yeah.. you and I, we're the coolest people here but nobody knows it yet. ;P

Josh- Joshman you are a great friend of mine, you know? I've helped you out, you've helped me out- it's all good. Keep on keepin' on.

Desbreko- The Knightsko alliance lives! =o

Roxie- The little unique Roxie, huh. We've had some pretty weird times, haha. I think we started off disliking each other and then.. THERE WAS FRIENDSHIP! And from that friendship came forth GREAT AND WONDROUS THINGS! *dramatic music*

OTHER RANDOM PEOPLE WHO DESERVE A MENTION BUT NOT A SHORT SAPPY PARAGRAPH/SENTENCE REGARDING THEIR PERSONAL HISTORY WITH ME BECAUSE I REALLY HAVE RUN OUT OF SAPPY/MUSHY THINGS TO SAY IN GENERAL- Mitchell Grant Smith [that poet who is kind of depressed]; Lady Katana [plushies comic for the win]; Kitty [do you still aggressively rape people? that could be considered a bad habit]; Gavin [interesting, most interesting]; Amber [*grins in nostalgia*]; Jenna [*nostalgia continues*]; Alice [hellloooo there]; Charles [you really are a rather eccentric Caucasian person]; Elfy [arrr]; Annie [*offers you a muffin*]; Japan [*offers you some manga*]; Asphy [*offers you something to hit Alex with*]; Lumi [*poke*]; Shinfaru [sup mi amigo]; DDG [acronym girl! :D] and, finally, whomever else I have forgotten to put upon this list [*sideglance*].

I am glad to have met you all and look forward to what times we may share in the future.

Now I'm lost.

Ja ne.

P.S. Serenity rocked. Plain and simple. You must see it. If you don't I'll eat your fucking face off like it was a side salad with nummynummy crutons and a light, scrumptious ranch dressing.

*sighs at the unmenacingness of it* Still need more practice.
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