Monday, October 3, 2005

I desire a restart.
Comments on commentary-

Leaful- You are correct, Miss!

By the way, you want to know a secret? I do the comments on commentary last! I’ve already written all of what you are about to read! What a strange, strange system I use. Unique, I suppose.

Or weird. Perhaps that makes me weird. I MUST PONDER THIS RANDOM EPIPHANY WITH ALL THE SERIOUSNESS I CAN MUSTER. Pardon me!

*awkward period of introspection follows*

Sen- Fret not, you are very young and.. very short. Soon you will be brimming with plenty of altitude, attitude and movie awareness!

There’s a bright future ahead of you! Look forward with glee! Or, at least, some form of subdued happiness!

Really, though- we could all use some more subdued happiness in our lives. It’s just so gloomy out there with the.. people and the.. laughter and the.. bright sunshine.

angst.

Irish- Princess Bride is such a great movie. I’m not sure if it’s the giant, the Spaniard or the witty hero- it’s just great.

I changed my background because black was pissing me off. It’s all "black and red.. yeah.. I’m all sad and angry as represented by these two colors- fear my angstiness" so I went with silver and blue. Now I’m 50 percent less angsty and 50 percent more.. tranquil? YATTA! I have achieved a higher amount of tranquility~! I believe this is a cause for celebration, comrades! Come, let us plan a sexy party!

*plans a sexy party* :)

Not only is it missing those movies but it’s missing ANY GODZILLA MOVIES. That is HORRIBLE. A crime against humanity! And, if not humanity, at least me!

However, seriously- it’s missing too many good movies. We should torture whomever wrote this quiz. No, no. No. That’s not right. We will execute him. By smothering him with teddy bears.

WE HAVE A PLAN OF ACTION! PARDON MY CAPITALIZED, OPTIMISTIC TONE! OH HO HO!

Joy. ^_^

MY APOCALYPTIC TENOR HAS NOT BEEN DISPELLED!

Theme song of this post: Lonely Rolling Star by Yohihito Yano & Saki Kabata [from Katamari Damacy’s soundtrack]

As some of you may know, I'm a pretty big reader of webcomics. Aside from making me an even larger nerd [ignoring my incessant addictions to history, Japanese RPGs and anime] it provides me with something that is devoid in many people's lives- laughter. Yes, in today's society there is much to be depressed over for us young adults- not only are we increasingly being forced to get off our lazy asses and accomplish something but life is so goshdarned hard. Living in a western nation with high qualities of health care/education, copious amounts of food and relative stability is indeed one of the harder things that any young adult on the face of this planet will face. But fear not my fellow young adults, I have a webcomic that can make you laugh! It's called Dinosaur Comics- the best webcomic since.. ever. Dinosaur Comics brings the sexiness that has been missing in your life. Ignoring this sexiness, there is also a variety of other topics discussed. Amongst them are: some philosophical-esque discussions, conversations with the devil, adventure and, most of all, assorted nonsense. I highly recommend it.

In other random news I have found human relationships to be quite irritating this weekend! What helped me arrive at this strange peak in my apathy/negativity/cynicism/general disinterest in the loud mouthed species known as ‘human’ were the combined actions of several significantly ignorant individuals who I can confidently state have decafailed. What is a decafail you ask? Well, a decafail is one of the higher orders of fails on the fail hierarchy. It is 10 times the normal fail and is quite a horrendous thing to receive. To the assorted individuals involved in the process that I will now codename "Operation Make-Ken-More-Negative-About-Humanity" I say this: stop being dumbasses. Your asinine behavior makes you all resemble that donkey from a Midsummer’s Night Dream. Tut tut! *puts on monocle* Ye hath been decafailed. Good day to ye.

In further random news I purchased an iPod Nano even with the knowledge that some people have had some trouble with it. However I am blissfully optimistic that mine will not have any trouble which means that I have jinxed myself horrible. So in the coming weeks keep your eye open for my "MY FUCKING IPOD BROKE" post in which I rage against the horrible hand that fate has dealt me. Here’s a fun preview!-

"Man, remember when I had that semi-humorous post about jinxing myself?! I wasn’t fucking joking! It broke this morning.. a little imp ate it in front of me and then had the audacity to ask for a toothpick! I mean, FUCK! ARgh, random cursing inserted here, excessive exclamation points inserted here. Insinuation that I did the imp’s mother last night inserted here!!"

So be sure to watch for it! But, until that day, I will blissfully enjoy my white iPod which is engraved with my name and my phone number so that if I ever lose it they can call me and laugh at me. Ahh, practicality is such a fun thing!

I think I’ll go see Serenity tomorrow since people are saying that it’s actually good- that’s a positive thing, my friends! When the masses congregate around a film there is no way in hell it can be totally devoid of anything resembling entertainment! amirite?

Finally, I’d just like to say the following:

I’m distinctly irritated at the moment.

There was no sound.

Ja ne.

P.S. Iraq is getting worse before it gets better. Somehow this must be the "obvious statement of the week"- do I get some kind of award? Like, I’d settle for a cookie. Or maybe a drink- I’m kind of parched. Yeah, a drink would be nice. Some iced tea will do nicely.

P.P.S. The Mars Volta = rocking band. Why, you ask? BECAUSE THEY DO. QUESTION IT AND I WILL DEVOUR THAT SILLY EXCUSE OF A FACE YOU HAVE.

Pardon that outburst. It should have been more more menacing than that. Fret not! I shall practice with all my ability so that my next threat of consuming your face will come off as being a bit more fearsome.

THERE IS MUCH TO LOOK FORWARD TO! :D

P.P.P.S. I believe I'm about to claw my fucking face off. However, I don't think I will actually go through with these well-thought out plans. I require my face for many things! I cannot really recall anything at the moment, but I'm sure I need it for something, huh?

However, I must say, THE POSSIBILITIES ARE INTRIGUING! Lack of face, walking around with nothing but utter horror. I could put on a mask and people will think I'm some kind of a performer!

"Do a trick!" They will say. I will smile because, you know, I can do many tricks. I'll take my mask off- "Surprise!"

"Wow, what a neat trick!"

Ah, what a wondrous life indeed.
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