Thursday, September 8, 2005

   The kids aren't alright.
Comments on commentary-

Leaful- That'd be sweet. Do your best, President.

Irish- No reply yet. Tch. *eats mail system* But yeah, welcome back to the wide world of.. here.

It's hard to judge them when they are involved in something that the imagination can't fully comprehend. Things have sort of eased off in NO so hopefully there won't be this constant flow of negative news that has come from it for the last week or so, lol.

I've always loved ents. Kinda weird, but I think they are one of the more unique fantasy creatures around.

Mmm. Quizzes and blurbs. Fantasmic.

Anti- You have a talent for disrupting the tranquility of my mind.

*gives you a gold star for effort*

Keep up the good work.

Kill some cute puppies... for great justice!

Theme song of this post: "Gotta Get Away" by The Offspring.

If there's anything I've learned after watching the first half of Evangelion it's that Asuka is a crazy bitch. Beyond that, I have no profound statements aside from this: Shinji is a strong wussy. That paradox has caused a deep, horrendously large black hole to form in my head that threatens to destroy existence as we know it. My bad, peeps. My bad.

Another thing is that if my glasses glared in a dramatic way all the time like they do in animes, I'd be about 231 percent cooler. As it is, they don't. It's pretty sucky, but I can't really do much about it. I can imagine the coolness if they did. Like this:

Cashier: "Welcome to Wendy's. What can I get for you?"
Ken: "Yeah, I'll take a number 1 combo."
Cashier: "Alright, sir. Would you like to biggie size it?"
Ken: *glasses glare over dramatically as his brows furrow in thought*
Cashier: "..."
Ken: *dramatically* "You.. MAY BIGGIE SIZE IT!"
*thunder claps* *lightning flashes* *a woman screams somewhere in the background*

Cashier: "... 'Kay."

or:

Ken: *mulls about in the manga area of Waldenbooks*
16 y/o girl: "Hi! I see you're in the manga section! Do you like manga?!"
Ken: *taken aback: "What? Oh. Uh. Er, yeah."
16 y/o girl: "OMG! That's SOOOOO great! So do I!!!"
Ken: ".. Oh yeah?"
16 y/o girl: "You bet! I LOVE Chobits! It is the GREATEST!"
Ken: "Yeah, a friend of mine is really into Chobits to-"
16 y/o girl: "FANTASTIC! Chobits is the GREATEST!" *starts rambling on about manga*
Ken: *glasses flash over dramatically* thinks- "I must escape this insane woman.. but how?!"
16 y/o girl: "OMG! Your glasses glared dramatically! That's soooooooooo cool!"
Ken: thinks- "Oh, SHIT. What have I done?"
16 y/o girl: *suddenly glances at watch* *eyes open up wide* "Crap! I gotta go consume some more sugar! It was fun talking to you! But I gotta go, kay? Bye! Have a good day! See ya!" *disappears in a puff of smoke*
Ken: *left dazed and confused*

or:

gothic wonderman247: hey
DeathKnight V4: Yo. How's it going?
gothic wonderman247: im very depresed atm
DeathKnight V4: *glasses flash over dramatically*
gothic wonderman247: wtf does that mean
DeathKnight V4: Well, uh. I mean, they did IRL so I thought you'd want to know
gothic wonderman247: ...
DeathKnight V4: So, you're depressed?
gothic wonderman247: yes... life just keeps getting darker and darker and darker and darker and darker and darker and darker and darker and darker and darker and darker and darker and darker and darker.
DeathKnight V4: I see.
gothic wonderman247: i wrote a poem about it, wanna read?
DeathKnight V4: Er, I can't say that I do.
gothic wonderman247: here it is:
darkness growing
ever more
always flowing
a closed door

in this bleakness
i cant see
this growing weakness
within me

silence killing
im asleep
are you willing
to help me weep

i am dead
on the floor
lost my head
now im no more

gothic wonderman247: what do u think
DeathKnight V4: *glasses flash over dramatically*
gothic wonderman247: ...
DeathKnight V4: Errr, sorry. Habit.
gothic wonderman247: ... np...

That would rock... sort of. One of those three scenarios is based on a real event. Guess which one it is and I will give you a gold star. Good luck, kiddos.

There is this thread on OB about using the oh-so-offensive slang words for homosexuals as, you know, cuss words. Like "That's gay" or "Faggotry" or "I am feeling very gaye today, Robert. It must be those antidepressants I've been taking."; "Jolly good, sir.". I have no problem with it, except that it seems like in the majority of threads that talk about a subgroup/subculture of humanity, people always proclaim their undying support of that movement. You know, like "I SUPPORT GAY RIGHTS" or "I support the freedom of all people" or "I'm a 12 year old who doesn't know what he's talking about but I support the rights of all peoplez except for the evil demons Inuyasha fights". Can't we get through a thread without people declaring the rights they support? I mean, jeez, it's not like anyone legitimately cares. Whose rights do I support? I don't know. I'm not concerned with that. Pardon my lack of worry, but I'm pretty sure there are millions of people waiting to fill my spot in the "Civil rights 4 teh win" organization. Take one of them.

In other news, I'm declaring a great victory for Kenneths everywhere.



Even if it's a retarded picture of me, it's still time for celebration, baby.

Sweetness.

Loss of signal.

Alright. That's about enough of that.

P.S. Gasp.

P.P.S. What?

P.P.P.S. *declares himself the King of the Fugly* BOW DOWN, WRETCHED ONES! HAH-HAH-HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!

P.P.P.P.S. Shinji is more emo than you. Sorry to disappoint.
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