Thursday, August 11, 2005

Smile, taste a kitten!
Comments on commentary-

Sara- Oh, hey. *hugs* How are things going?

lit rebel- Lord of the Flies did not suck ass. It was somewhat awkward at times, but it was pretty well done.

Mind of Mencia doing a sketch about Lord of the Flies would rock. *Accented voice* BRILLIANT!

Shinfaru- Yeah. It was good. I was surprised more people weren't killed off though. I mean, not that I was hoping for a high body count or anything.

Yeah, Robot Lords of Tokyo is better than my last band name- my last band name was Death by Spoon, which isn't that great compared to Robot Lords of Tokyo.

Nick- Watching 20 of anything on Comedy Central can cause severe hemorrhaging. Careful, kiddo.

Lea- "Would you like some coffee with your sugar?"

"KTHXBAI."

^synopsis of events.

Yeah, I lost the Happy Birthday Lea had given me. I feel so sad. :(

I said to fly.

I was going to advertise Group Sounds here but then I realized all of you go there anyway. Um, but if you don't you definitely should. We have alot to offer. Interesting topics, deranged people and a young man who thinks he can write poetry- all this an more can be yours if you sign up at the ever-improving conglomeration of dysfunction known as: Group Sounds. If you sign up today, you get a complimentary dartboard with a picture of Shinmaru on it. Enjoy hours of projectile-flinging fun with your friends as you pin darts into a high-quality picture of Shinmaru. Sign up now!

Speaking of sign ups, I signed up for whatever that thing is in the Event Arena. I started out with the idea of a 10 year old girl possessed by a spirit and ended up with a mad scientist who uses a ethereal form of energy to power up her machinations and potions. I'm not really sure what happened along the way but I think we took a few wrong turns. I'm satisfied with the character and I hope that I won't be slaughtered off in the start of the event. But um, I have to admit something. I'm lying to you. I know exactly what happened between my initial idea and the outcome. It was a mix of caffeine, Fatboy Slim's Weapon of Choice and Jesus. It was a magical event that left me with deep philosophical questions into the depth of humanities existence- but, more importantly, it gave me a character idea and I ran with it. An hour later I had Kaida ['Little dragon' in Japanese] the mad scientist with a flare for playing Napoleon in her free time. Ooo la la. I smell originality and it smells gooooooood.

A long time ago a trend started where most people had their character's pasts these abused, battered, negative pieces of shit that left you depressed. You know, stuff like "My dad raped my mom and my mom raped my dad and my brother laughed at me for being a loser and then I started cutting myself". That sort of thing. That is a PISS POOR BIOGRAPHY and you can QUOTE ME on that to any lameass emo kid that asks. I will urinate on you personally if you put anything similar to that into your biography. Your past does not have to be traumatic, dramatic or involve murder, rape or your parents dying violent and bloody death. That all sucks. You suck if you do it. We think you suck. No, we know you suck. We had a fucking democratic vote and it was a unanimous decision that you suck more than any other person that has existed. Make your biography a past not a goddamn soap opera. Idiots.

I promise not to rant about the "bad childhoods" thing again. I think I've ranted about it to at least four people and on three separate websites. It's kind of addictive- I could turn this into like a political movement or something. Similar to the Orange Revolution in the Ukraine, you know? Start with something small.. and then have it wash over OtakuBoards in a zealous, peaceful fervor that rends the old system out and places in a new, crappier system. Sounds good doesn't it? The zesty smell of revolution chaotically destroying a perfectly good system. Mmm-mmmm. Nummy.

Lost in Blue.

Alright. That wraps this up. Have a good one.

P.S. Nobody expects the spanish inquisition!

P.P.S. I wish I could take as many vacations to my large ranch as Bush does.

P.P.P.S. Dude?
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