Wednesday, August 10, 2005

Child of the Dragon.
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Neil- You need a happy cookie. *hands you a happy cookie.*
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lit rebel- *gives you a happy cookie too*

Lily- *hugs*

Robot Lords of Tokyo.

I want to make a band with that name. It's from a Clutch song, Clutch being the band that owns and violates your mother because of how god-esque their music happens to be. We'd play like stoner metal or rock, some of the songs would be about video games since, you know, in lieu of marijuana I use games as an escape and get equally surreal results [remember that game with that amnesiac with the sword 6 feet long who hung out with a girl with E cup breasts who was a martial artist/ex-tour guide and they ended up having sex right before they went to save the world, that's some sweet, surreal stuff right there.] I can see it on like goddamn SNL or Conan- "And now, performing their hit single 'Hooked on Damacy', it's the Robot Lords of Tokyo!" How great would that be? Of course, Conan is like a giant scarecrow- he looks like the guy on the Probot CD Cover - long, tall and destroying a town. SNL sucks now. I could do better than the crackheads on that show. My new favorite comedy show is 'Mind of Mencia' on Comedy Central- or, as I like to call it, "HOLY FUCK WE NEED SOMETHING TO REPLACE CHAPPELLE'S SHOW". Still, it's pretty damn funny. Racism is only good when you laugh at it. When nobody laughs at a racist comment, you know that you're going to get lectured or sued- but if you can be racist in a humorous way, hey man.. it's all good.

I had been internetless for a long period of time prior to this post and I finished reading several books that had clogged up on my currently endless "to-do" list. Lord of the Flies was pretty good- I enjoyed the way it ended, heh. Now that it's back and I'm on a router [which is about six thousand times superior to our old, soviet-grade network] it's back to downloading and watching anime. I watched Scrapped Princess last night and [aside from being an exact copy of Shannon] I found the deeper tones of the anime to be something to think about. I've kind of inadvertently wandered back onto posting on OtakuBoards a bit, too- not really sure why, but I am there. I even signed up for an RPG, WTFOMGHELLOTHAR. I really can't stand to read any of the old RPGs I participated in or started- I was/am such a crappy writer, lol. I'm turning 17 today so most of my internet life I was literally a kid, so the things I said and did were dubious at best. I guess what I say now isn't much of an improvement but, hey, whatever. Mercifully, time keeps on clicking so I guess this is kind of temporary, ain't it?

I bought Threads of Fate since I couldn't find Valkyrie Profile. I went to this GameStop who had things put in alphabetical order- just they weren't. The apes that go through it looking for shit to buy just throw crap randomly back, so I had to search through 56 fucking games and I didn't even find it. I got Threads of Fate and shoved the cart of used games down someones throat, walked out and almost ran into a car. It was a weird few minutes. It was a pretty good game- I enjoyed it pretty well. I'd like to get Altier Iris or Valkyrie Profile next, but who knows when that will be. I also bought a book about Texas history since I think the rest of the states suck. Even yours. No, especially yours. Nah, it looked interesting and I had nothing else to do- I'm enjoying it pretty well. I finished my book on Stalingrad recently so I was kind of yearning for some historical books.

I've kind of shanghaied my nihilism/cynicism or whatever it's called into one sweet spot I like to call The Zone. This Zone is comparable to a Nirvana, a haven for all that is completely sarcastic, apathetic or irritatingly negative. If you would like to lend your disgruntled mindset to the power of The Zone, then all you have to do is click your ruby red heels three times and repeat after me:

eeki eeki eeki

eeki eeki eeki

eeki eeki eeki..

Like that. Once you have eekied to a satisfactory amount I will grant you the right to lend your unwholesome, negative attitude to The Zone and, slowly, we will crush the pathetic optimists that so reek of brighthappysunshineyay that we so hate. Soon, the world will be mine! Hah hah ha-hah! Ah-hah, HAH HAHAHAHA! HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAAHAAAA!

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Alright. That's it. GTFO.

P.S. Wuss.
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