Sunday, December 26, 2004

Cluckity f***

If you come back, you're a moron. Don't choke on the bone fragments. The chewy bits are harmless. The things that the dude at Cluckin' Bell in GTA: SA says is just...funny sometimes. And then the things that the pedestrians and the drivers and whatnot say...just funny. Just too funny. I swear, that game cracks me up sometimes. Boy oh boy was I having fun last night in that game. I thought I was going to turn it off after I saved, but once I'd saved I decided I wanted to have one more shootout with the police. So, I pulled out my RPG and stood out on the sidewalk, shooting everything in sight. Man, that thing is awesome. I aimed at a car that was like, I dunno, really far away and the rocket chased the thing around the corner before it blew it up. I was having fun blowing up all the helicopters that came after me, too. Of course, I had to be careful when they fell out of the sky. I usually had to take off across the street once I hit them because they were going to land too near me. I eventually ended up dying. I was like a few seconds away from finishing the full health + armor + cash cheat(they're all in one. I don't mind the health and armor together, but I really would have liked to have made my own money, even if I have purchased all of the properties that are currently available and I've bought all of the clothes from Sub Urban and Binco...). Ah, but it was fun while it lasted. So, I guess I could say I'm getting better. Atleast I'm closer to getting much better maybe...Atleast I haven't been sneezing today. Yesterday I was sneezing every few minutes and ended up grabbing a roll of toiletpaper from the bathroom to have next to me so I didn't have to get up. Now today I've woke up and I have a horrible cough. And I mean horrible. Hacking cough or something like that. Damnit it's annoying. My legs aren't as wobbly today...but they still are, and that's the major thing. I've been laying in bed most of the day and about an hour ago I decided to start typing up my story again. I started typing it up a few days ago, as I mentioned, well, a few days ago, but I hadn't typed up much. But today I've typed a lot and I mean a lot. A lot. I'm typing it up in size 8 Verdana font. That's a lot. Not size 12, size 8. And the paragraphs are quite long. More than the average three or four sentences. Heh, I haven't looked at my notebook since I began typing. I just don't need to right now. I know most of the important things that happen, plus I'm rewriting it and I need to change it, so looking at it just wouldn't really do anything to help. I've included almost nothing from the original text. Only the major things, like when Joey shot Tommy and that Tommy's stealing a car. Other than that, I've pretty much scrapped almost everything. Even the dialogue. And there's much more detail. MUCH MORE. Oh, here's a little teaser: I laid myself flat on the ground and crawled forward to the edge of the bushes to take a closer look at the house. Scanning the gutters of the house, I spotted a few stationary cameras. I glanced over towards the garage. Spotting only just one camera, I quickly made my plan. Grabbing a rock nearby, I pulled myself to my feet. Then, pulling my arm back, pitched the rock as far as I could. It sailed through the air and smashed straight into a window. The alarm sounded, and all of the guards rushed to the area. I grinned to myself and rushed from my hiding place, straight towards the garage. Its much better isn't it? And you wont find any of that in the story archive. Not a bit. Speaking of the story archive, if you'll notice, the link has changed. Its now hosted off of Anime Datastream instead of my GeoCities account through my Yahoo! email. I'm going to switch my Anime Listing over to Anime Datastream, too, just not right now. -DDG Day: 133

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