Tuesday, January 15, 2008

Heres something interesting to think about...

Do you ever wake up and find yourself unable to move at all? Almost like that feeling of when your arm or leg falls asleep and it has that slight tingling. Well what would you say that is because I doubt that your whole body can share that 'falling asleep' feeling.

Now heres for your entertainment...
Wacky 911 Calls

A call came into 911 Emergency because two couples were going to share a hotel room and there weren't enough towels.

A man called 911 and said: "Please connect me to Switzerland."

A lady called 911 because of a fight going on in a parking lot. When asked to describe the combatants, she said: "I'll try. There's one man, and he's dressed like Elvis. He's kicking another man who's laying on the ground and screaming 'You ain't nothing but a hound dog.'"

Another person called to report he had the hiccups.

A thirteen-year-old boy called to report he had "stuff" coming from his navel. Paramedics examined the boy and all they found was belly-button lint.

A male complainant called and requested police call gas stations on all exits of I-95 to find out which ones were open.

A woman called emergency to report she had seen a wild mouse in her house.

Someone called 911 to report the parrot got out of his cage and is in a tree outside.

A man broke up with his girlfriend and wanted police to go by her house and report to him the owners of any cars, other than hers, in her driveway.

A man called to report he had a roach stuck in his ear.

A guy called to ask if they delivered dope. When the person answering told him it was the Sheriff's Department, he hung up.

Another winner called to ask when the Cinco de Mayo celebration was.(Cinco de Mayo means the 5th of May)

A female complainant called to request a police officer come to her residence to change the battery in her smoke detector. She couldn't
reach it.

A drunk called 911 to order a pizza.

A woman called to report that someone had trespassed on her property. When asked how she knew this, she reported that the person had trimmed her rose bushes, and she knew it was her next-door neighbor.

A person called to find out the number to the police station.

Now for my news...

Steak-N-Shake is annoying just because its a restaurant. I just want out of the food business, is that too much to ask. I mean the place is fine and all and it pays well but i just want something else.
College is ok for now, i still need 2 more books for class I'm still waiting on. And well I just dont care much for the professors (their old and weird) what a combination.

well I must go now so everyone have a good day.
-Evone

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