How about a little random humor?
Featured Quotes:
"Serious people have few ideas. People with ideas are never serious."
- Paul Valery
"The good people sleep much better at night than the bad people. Of course, the bad people enjoy the waking hours much more."
- Woody Allen
"If it were weren't for pickpockets, I'd have no $ex life at all."
- Rodney Dangerfiel
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Random Sayings:
Save the whales. Collect the whole set.
A day without sunshine is like, night.
On the other hand, you have different fingers.
I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory.
I feel like I'm diagonally parked in a parallel universe.
Remember that half the people you know are below average.
Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.
When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane and going the wrong way.
For every action, there is an equal and opposite criticism.
Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7 of your life.
Change is inevitable except from vending machines.
If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving isn't for you.
99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name.
Nothing is fool-proof to a talented fool.
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