Jump to User:

myOtaku.com: CWinters


Saturday, November 10, 2007


My neighbors and their... discontents?
Today my neighbors came over. They're... interesting people. Well, not really. They're just a family consisting of a husband who brings home all the money, a housewife, and a stereotypically preppy 12 year old daughter. On a side note, they're very conservative. Anyways, they came over with the sole intention of saying this:
"Would you mind not kissing your... boyfriend... in front of any windows or open doors? We think it might be setting a bad example for Lillian here. We don't want her embracing your godless lifestyle."
-Insert Awkward Silence Here-
"...Godless?"
"Godless."
"I see."
"So will you refrain from...?"
"No."
"Hmph."
Then they just strolled back to their house.

Oh, what a strange neighborhood I've found myself in. The neighbors on the other side are just... odd. If I see them, they just STARE. They don't even move, they just freeze whatever they're doing and STARE. Maybe there's something in the air around here that makes everybody insane.

Have a nice day, everyone.

-C.W

Comments (3)

« Home