Thursday, April 19, 2007

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The Smiths were unable to conceive children and decided to use a surrogate
father to start their family. On the day the surrogate father was to
arrive, Mr. Smith kissed his wife and said, "I'm off. The man should be
here soon" Half an hour later, just by chance a door-to-door baby
photographer rang the doorbell, hoping to make a sale.

"Good morning, madam. I've come to...."
"Oh, no need to explain. I've been expecting you," Mrs. Smith cut in.
"Really?" the photographer asked. "Well, good. I've made a speciality of
babies"
"That's what my husband and I had hoped. Please come in and have a seat"

After a moment, she asked, blushing, "Well, where do we start?"
"Leave everything to me. I usually try two in the bathtub, one on the
couch and perhaps a couple on the bed. Sometimes the living room floor is
fun too; you can really spread out!"
"Bathtub, living room floor? No wonder it didn't work for Harry and me"
"Well, madam, none of us can guarantee a good one every time. But, if we
try several different positions and I shoot from six or seven different
angles, I'm sure you'll be pleased with the results"
"My, that's a lot of....." gasped Mrs. Smith.
"Madam, in my line of work, a man must take his time. I'd love to be in
and out in five minutes, but you'd be disappointed with that, I'm sure"
"Don't I know it," Mrs. Smith said quietly.

The photographer opened his briefcase and pulled out a portfolio of his
baby pictures.
"This was done on the top of a bus in downtown London"
"Oh my God!" Mrs. Smith exclaimed, tugging at her handkerchief.
"And these twins turned out exceptionally well, when you consider their
mother was so difficult to work with"
"She was difficult?" asked Mrs. Smith.
"Yes, I'm afraid so. I finally had to take her to Hyde Park to get the job
done right. People were crowding around four and five deep, pushing to get
a good look"
"Four and five deep?" asked Mrs. Smith, eyes widened in amazement.
"Yes," the photographer said, "And for more than three hours too. The
mother was constantly squealing and yelling. I could hardly concentrate.
Then darkness approached and I began to rush my shots. Finally, when the
squirrels began nibbling on my equipment, I just packed it all in."
Mrs. Smith leaned forward. "You mean squirrels actually chewed on your,
um......equipment?"
"That's right. Well, madam, if you're ready, I'll set up my tripod so we
can get to work."
"Tripod?????"
"Oh yes, I have to use a tripod to rest my Canon on. It's much too big for
me to hold for very long. Madam? Madam? ....... Good Lord, she's

A LITTLE LYRICS


Lil mama
Yeah it’s poppin, it’s poppin, it’s poppin, it’s poppin.
I gotta ask 'em, cuz if i don't
Its poppin, its poppin, its poppin, its poppin

[Hook:]
What you know bout me
What you
What you
What you know bout me
What you know bout me
What you
What you
What you know
They say my lip gloss is cool
My lip gloss be poppin
Im standin at my locker
And all the boys keep stopping
What you know bout me
What you
What you
What you know bout me
What you know bout me
What you
What you
What you know
They say my lip gloss is lip gloss is poppin
My lip gloss is cool
All the boys keep jockin
They chase me after school

[Verse 1:]
Mac mac Lorial yep cuz im worth it
Love tha way I puts it on so perfect
Wipe the corners of my mouth so I work it
When I walk down the hallway they cant say nothing
Oh oh oh my lips so luscious
The way I spice it up with tha mac mac brushes
Lorial got the most watermelon crushes
That probally is the why these boys got crushes….

[Hook:]
What you know bout me
What you
What you
What you know bout me
What you know bout me
What you
What you
What you know
They say my lip gloss is cool
My lip gloss be poppin
Im standin at my locker
And all the boys keep stopping
What you know bout me
What you
What you
What you know bout me
What you know bout me
What you
What you
What you know
They say my lip gloss is lip gloss is poppin
My lip gloss is cool
All the boys keep jockin
They chase me after school

[Verse 2:]
When its time for lunch
My lips feel rock
Lil mama melon with tha hot pink top
Cherry, vanilla,
Flavors is a virtual they
Lovin, lip gloss universal
They boys really like it the girls don’t speak
They rollin they eyes
They lip gloss cheap
It aint my fought
But I upgrade ya
Show you how to use nice things with nice flavaz

[Hook:]
What you know bout me
What you
What you
What you know bout me
What you know bout me
What you
What you
What you know
They say my lip gloss is cool
My lip gloss be poppin
Im standin at my locker
And all the boys keep stopping
What you know bout me
What you
What you
What you know bout me
What you know bout me
What you
What you
What you know
They say my lip gloss is lip gloss is poppin
My lip gloss is cool
All the boys keep jockin
They chase me after school

[Breakdown:]
Cuz myyyyy lip gloss
Is poppin is poppin
Is poppin is poppin
Cuz myyyyy lip gloss
Is poppin is poppin
Is poppin is poppin

[Verse 3:]
2nd and 8th period
Thought I was in trouble
Dean called me on tha loudspeaker on the double
I stepped in her office like
“Yes Ms. McClarkson?”
“She like girl ran out of my lip gloss and
Write down where you get yours from
Cuz I must admit
That bubblegum
Is poppin, is poppin
Is poppin” she aint frontin
And uh
I be lovin it
I be I be lovin it and uh
I be usin it I be I be usin it and uh
I be rubbin it I be I be rubbiin it on my lips
My lips my lipgloss

[Hook:]
What you know bout me
What you
What you
What you know bout me
What you know bout me
What you
What you
What you know
They say my lip gloss is cool
My lip gloss be poppin
Im standin at my locker
And all the boys keep stopping
What you know bout me
What you
What you
What you know bout me
What you know bout me
What you
What you
What you know
They say my lip gloss is lip gloss is poppin
My lip gloss is cool
All the boys keep jockin
They chase me after school


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