Saturday, March 26, 2005

Jack and Jill.
Jack and Jill went up the hill to have a little fun,
Stupid Jill forgot her pill,
and now they have a son.

Grrr. I am bored.
I am the cannibalistic leopard whom has bitten Vampiric Werewolf's head off.

Static X is awesome.

Attractive
Naked
Gorgeous
Exciting
Luscious
Inviting
Naughty
Angelic

Jugs
Oh oh oh
Lips
Intoxicating
Everyone's fantasy.

I could say so much more about her. So I think I will.
LIPS God those are some sexy lips. I think that if you don't like those lips then you belong in an insane asylum. She needs to take a seat on my face. I have friends here that agree with me. OMG. She's a good actress and a beautiful woman. She needs to be tied down to my bed. ( KANDYCE SAYS THAT)

Next subject. ( We are all to excited to continue that)

The simpsons.

J I don't even remember the first episode.
K that show's been of forever.
ME doughnuts.
K doh!!!!!!!!!
ME i couldn't spell doh
J *nod*
K eat my shorts
J and K better not lay a finger on my butterfinger
J i have a butterfinger at my house. *sobs*
K awww poor joe
ME lol
K she is writing the whole conversation, no don't do that.
ME lol
K *pushes me*
J *lost in oblivion*
ALL lol
K where are you sending this?
ME this is going on my site.
K oh shit.
J lollipop?
ME *picks up hidden lollipop*
J if you had five min. left to live, what would you do?
K realistically?
J anything
K speed down some random street at like 100mph having sex with 3 girls.
J i would eat a lifesaver.
K lol i knew you were going to say something like that.
ME *starts eating apple lollipop*
K *burps*
J and K *discussing downloading songs*
ME *off in my own bubble of purple fog*
J do you ever get lost in your bubble of purple fog?
ME of course.
J so how do you find your way out?
K i would need a sign pointing me in the right direction or make my own exit
ME i don't find my way, it finds me.
J right.
K right right lol
ME *continues eating lollipop*
K i have a crowbar
ME oh *ears perk in intigueness*
K lol i have a drill too
ME not as exciting What do you prefer joe?
J depends on the situation
ME probing someones mind for secrets?
J drill
K drill
J cuz it's fun and easy a crowbar is messy messy
ME but more blood is fun *starts head banging to music playing from this computer*

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