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Achievements
• Read 100 different manga in 1 year ^^ Beat up a boy in a karate tournament and won first place (then accidently broke the 4 foot trophy three years later -_-...)
Favorite Anime
• .Hack, Full Metal Alchemist, Pretear, Cowboy Bebop, Trigun, DNAngel, Fushigi Yuugi, Gewtbackers, Saiyuki
Goals
• To read all of the manga, watch all of the anime, and to open a pickle jar without help from a parental unit!
Hobbies
• Reading, and making graphics... I am getting better on that! I have gotten better at drawing also... I used to make such deranged characters and show them to Freya and Shia... They were so ugly, it wound up in the trash when Shia got it..
Talents
• I don't think I have any...

myOtaku.com: chiohchan

Friday, February 18, 2005

Second Post in one day!!! My Mind is now dictated by a Rabid Squirrel named Charley!
The voices in my head calmed down... They decided to elect a rabid squirrel to dictate my mind... Not to happy about that, but I'll live. ^^ The squirrel's name is Charley. He is going to make me do a new theme on squirrels within the next week... He also wanted me to say, that he will dictate all your minds one day, he and his friends Nutter and Billy Bob Fred the Third... o.0 I named my cellphone Billy Bob Fred the third once... Oh boy am I rambling, I blame Charley...

Anyhow, Charley forced me to share this joke I picked up on the net... You may have heard a different version of it. Anyhow, enjoy! ^^

Once there was a woman whose husband kept falling asleep in the middle of sermans. So, the lady one day went to the minister and said 'My husband won't stop falling asleep in the middle church!' The minister thought about it for a second and then handed her a needle. 'Tomorrow, during church, I will restate myself while asking a question, only if he is asleep. When I restate myself, poke him with the needle. The woman agreed to it, not seeing how it could hurt, and took the needle and left.

Sunday at Church

Well, only ten minutes into church, and the woman's husband was asleep. The minister looked up and said 'To start today, I will ask a question. What did the wise men say when Mary gave birth, what did they say?' The woman then pokes her husband. He awakes in pain and screams 'Jesus Christ!' 'Very good' the minister winked. Ten minutes later, the man dozed off again, and the minister asked another question. 'What did the people say when Jesus came to town? What did the people say?' The woman poked her husband. 'Hallalueah! (sp?)' the man screamed in pain. The minister winked again. A few minutes later, the minister asks another question. 'What did Eve say to Adam after bearing 99 children. 99 Children!' the woman mistoke this as the signal and poked her husband, even though he was awake. He screamed again and then said 'If you stick that thing in me one more time, I am going to break it in half and shove it up your butt!'

Well, that is basically all for now, I am tired, the rabid squirrel is telling me to take over Eurasia... I have a bad cough, and all the usual. ;)
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