Friday, January 18, 2008

............................./men VS woman
*falls over asleep*
hi everyone.
whats up?
not much here.
sence i didnt have to take my exams my days are all mixed up.
so now im like half dead from lack of sleep and such. lol
anyways my friend Kats coming ova and whee gonna go to da movies and chill.
so i wont be on much.
send me a pm if ya wanna talk and i get back to ya when i can!

Chase~~

MEN VS WOMAN!!!!
WOMEN'S REVENGE
'Cash, check or charge?' I asked, after folding items the woman wished to purchase.
As she fumbled for her wallet , I noticed a remote control for a television set in her purse.
'So, do you always carry your TV remote?' I asked.
'No,' she replied, 'but my husband refused to come shopping with me, and I figured this was the most evil thing I could do to him legally.'

UNDERSTANDING WOMEN
(A MAN'S PERSPECTIVE)
I know I'm not going to understand women.
I'll never understand how you can take boiling hot wax,
pour it onto your upper thigh, rip the hair out by the root, and still be afraid of a spider.

MARRIAGE SEMINAR
While attending a Marriage Seminar dealing with communication,
Tom and his wife Cindy listened to the instructor, 'It is essential that husbands and wives know each other's likes and dislikes.' He addressed the man,
'Can you name your wife's favorite flower?' Tom leaned over, touched his wife's arm gently and whispered, 'It's Pillsbury, isn't it?

WIFE VS. HUSBAND
couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a word.
An earlier discussion had led to an argument and neither of them wanted to concede their position.
As they passed a barnyard of mules, goats, and pigs, the husband asked sarcastically, 'Relatives of yours?'
'Yep,' the wife replied, 'in-laws.'

WORDS
A husband read an article to his wife about how many words women use a day...
30,000 to a man's 15,000.
The wife replied, 'The reason has to be because we have to repeat everything to men...
The husband then turned to his wife and asked, 'What?'

THE SILENT TREATMENT
A man and his wife were having some problems at home
and were giving each other the silent treatment.
Suddenly, the man realized that the next day, he would need his wife to wake him at 5:00 AM for an early morning business flight. Not wanting to be the first to break the silence (and LOSE), he wrote on a piece of paper,
' Please wake me at 5:00 AM.' He left it where he knew she would find it. The next morning, the man woke up, only to discover it was 9:00 AM and he had missed his flight. Furious, he was about to go and see why his wife hadn't wakened him, when he noticed a piece of paper by the bed.
The paper said, 'It is 5:00 AM. Wake up.'
Men are not equipped for these kinds of contests.

My aunt sent these to me and i thought they where funny so i thought i would share them with you!

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Contest
To make me a new character.
rules~
It has to be a girl.
it can be anything you want from an animal to human to half animal/human
No backround is needed but will be much appreciated.
Note when when your done so i get it!
HAVE FUN!!
Deadline~
Feburary 4
If you need more time send me a note and i extend it.
Prizes~
1st place will be 2 drawen pics with Bg colored
2end place 1 pic with Bg and colored
3ed place 1 pic colored no Bg

Contestants~
1.cumhcroi-DA
2.is-mise-bowDA
3.ArcticFoxDemon-theO
4.Reki Tsukioka-theO
5.tumoku-kajime-DA
6.Iceburgwolf-DA
7.T.A.M.D-theO

So Good luck and have fun!
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