Thursday, October 20, 2005

The Thursday News "Funny Story"
OK, the big drill meet is in two days now (Dun dun dun). Ok so the girl I talked about two days ago we will call her 'K'. We live in the same neighborhood and since she has a car and i dont :( She offered to give me a ride (For those of you who don't know She is in rotc too) to practice. SHe was supposed to pick me up at my house at 8:45... it was 8:50 so I called her house (Dun dun dun). She picks up "Hello?" in a weak voice... It turns out i woke her up. SO she says "Ooops!" and tells me to come in through the back door and watch TV on the couch. (I think to my self, why the back door, could it be no it couldn't be, (I'm a bad boy)) So i cut through yards to get to her backyard, I pause... I hear a hose runing in the front yard... It is her dad washing his car at 8:55 in the morning 'awkward' So since I don't want to look like a perv and randomly end up in her house living room when he goes inside I walk the long way. As I go up the big hill her dad pass's me in the suv fakes like he wants to hit me smiles and waves, I wave back. So five minutes later I get to her house. I look and see her car in the drive way but her mom's jeep is in the garage (I looked in the garage just in case, thank the lord I did) So I go to ring the doorbell but before I can "Bark Bark Bark Bark"(Scratch scratch scratch) Her to tiny dogs come scampering across the wooden floor and alert the entire neighborhood of my aproach to the door. After 2 minutes of growling and barking her mom comes down stairs opens the door and immediatley the too tiny but ferocious dogs jump me I swat them down gently and Her mom hands me two treats I share these delights with my two new best friends, Chewbacca and Lil Bit. 'Chewy' is a licker I sit down on the couch Chewy jumps up and gives me a fat kiss on the lips I have to fight this dog away just to get him to stop licking me. Lil Bit o the other hand has a different quirk she likes to be scratch on the but... so Chewy is licking me and Lil Bit is putting Its butt in my face. I had to endure this for an hour before 'K' is ready to leave. Why does it take girls so long to get ready??!!! It is now 9:56 and she puts on her brand new shoes (I hear about them alot today) And we get into the car. It takes about 11 minutes to ge tto school (It would take a legal driver 15-20 minutes to get there) So we get there and practice drill until 12:30 we head back to the rotc area and wait for our pizza to come (Me being the gentleman that I am offered to share my pizza with 'K' because she did not have any money) During this she peels off all the pepperonis and gives them away to anyone that will eat them. In the midst of the pepperoni fight her friend 'O' pulls her off to the side (Me being a little paranoid and all notice this as well as every other conversation going on at the same time) However they were to far away for me to hear but one can only guess what the conversation topic was (Me). So 'K' leaves with 'O' 30 seconds later 'O' enters the room alone and signals me to come over... I know what she is going to say by the look on her face. She tells me that I should ask 'K' out one more time because she talked to her and 'K' likes me and that 'O' is quite positive that she will say yes. I say "thanks for the heads up" and mumble just loud and clear enough for her to understand "now I have to plan something" (Up until now every girl I have asked out has never been able to say no because I really don't let them, come on to all the girls out there, would you say 'no' to a guy in a suit with flowers while he was on his knee in front of half the school... If you say know to this you are pretty cold hearted If you think I am cold hearted well you are wrong You dont know how much guts it takes to do stuff like that) Anyway I will share my plan with you guys later.

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