Sunday, October 24, 2004
Ways to avoid school
-Do not pretend to be sick to often. As less a possible or no one will believe you even if you ARE sick.
-Avoid doing things you would normaly never forget to do.
-When you walk pretend to fall over or almost fall over occasionaly.
-Never forget to look sick. Even when there's no one around. You never know who's watching.
-Don't mention any tests or exams you may have that day.
-Mind over matter. You CAN make your self sick using your mind. Trust me I know...I don't suggest this unless you REALLY have to though...