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Saturday, December 24, 2005


The Night Santa Went Crazy Lyrics by: Weird Al Yankovic
Down in the workshop all the elves were makin' toys
For the good Gentile girls and the good Gentile boys
When the boss busted in, nearly scared 'em half to death
Had a rifle in his hands and cheap whiskey on his breath
From his beard to his boots he was covered with ammo
Like a big fat drunk disgruntled Yuletide Rambo
And he smiled as he said with a twinkle in his eye,
"Merry Christmas to all - now you're all gonna die!"

The night Santa went crazy
The night St. Nick went insane
Realized he'd been gettin' a raw deal
Something finally must have snapped in his brain

Well, the workshop is gone now, he decided to bomb it
Everywhere you'll find pieces of Cupid and Comet
And he tied up his helpers and he held the elves hostage
And he ground up poor Rudolph into reindeer sausage
He got Dancer and Prancer with an old German Luger
And he slashed up Dasher just like Freddy Krueger
And he picked up a flamethrower and he barbequed Blitzen
And he took a big bite and said, "It tastes just like chicken!"

The night Santa went crazy
The night Kris Kringle went nuts
Now you can't hardly walk around the North Pole
Without steppin' in reindeer guts

There's the National Guard and the F.B.I.
There's a van from the Eyewitness News
And helicopters circlin' 'round in the sky
And the bullets are flyin', the body count's risin'
And everyone's dyin' to know, oh Santa, why?
My my my my my my
You used to be such a jolly guy

Yes, Virginia, now Santa's doin' time
In a federal prison for his infamous crime
Hey, little friend, now don't you cry no more tears
He'll be out with good behavior in 700 more years
But now Vixen's in therapy and Donner's still nervous
And the elves all got jobs working for the postal service
And they say Mrs. Clause, she's on the phone every night
With her lawyer negotiating the movie rights

They're talkin' bout - the night Santa went crazy
The night St. Nicholas flipped
Broke his back for some milk and cookies
Sounds to me like he was sick of gettin' gypped

Wo, the night Santa went crazy
The night St. Nick went insane
Realized he's gettin' a raw deal
Something finally must have snapped in his brain
Wo, something finally must have snapped in his brain
Tell ya, something finally must have snapped... in his brain

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Friday, December 23, 2005



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Sunday, December 18, 2005



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Wednesday, December 7, 2005


Blood-and-Death Goth
Vampire Goth -- Perhaps the closest to the
"lolo goth," you are morbid and
dreary. You like to make people feel
uncomfortable around you, and you're happiest
when going to a highly public place with enough
friends who share your interests to make
massive crowds shifty. You have an unusual
liking to blood.


Which Gothic Stereotype Are You?
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Monday, October 17, 2005



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my tarot card..................................DONT Ask
I Am

Which tarot card are you?

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Friday, September 30, 2005




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Tuesday, September 27, 2005


What Is Your Battle Cry?

Prowling amidst the hotel lobby, carrying a vorpal blade, cometh Bloody Shadow! And she gives an ominous bellow:

"In the name of malice, I destroy all in my path until everything has croaked!"

Find out!
Enter username:
Are you a girl, or a guy ?

created by beatings : powered by monkeys


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air
Air: Temperamental and Inquisitive. You find
almost anything interesting, which is good
since your attention span is probably border
ADD. You find it hard to stay in place or keep
one emotion for very long. You could be
depressed one minute and skipping the next.
Sometimes you feel like you have a lot of
control over those emotions, but often they get
out of hand. You're one of those people who
need to learn to think before you speak,
blurting out whatever comes to mind -- not
always the best idea. You probably have a hard
time deciding what to be for a career, but if
you have it's something along the lines of a
politician or actor. Definitely not a cubicle
person. As far as friends you know everyone
and everyone knows you, but not many of them
are "friends." When dating, you'll
be fiercely loyal and intimate at first, but
you lose interest eventually.


What Element Are You? [[pics]]
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