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Monday, April 2, 2007

   What I do to scare people!
How To Annoy People In An Elevator:
Ask, “did you hear that cable snapping sound?”
Call the psychic hotline from you cell phone, and ask if they know what floor you’re on.
Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream, “That’s mine!”
Hum the theme from Mission Impossible with yours eyes darting around the elevator.

Ways to Annoy Public Bathroom Stallmates:
Cheer and clap loudly every time someoe breaks the silence w/ a bodily function noise.
Drop a marble and say, "Oh shoot! My glass eye!"
Stick your open palm under the stall wall and ask your neighbor, "May I borrow a highlighter?"
Say, "Uh oh, I knew I shouldn't have put my lips on that."

General Ways to Annoy People:
Announce when you're going to the bathroom.
Ask people to prove everything they say. (e.g. "I'm Bob, nice to meet you..." "PROVE IT!")
Before exiting the elevator, push all the buttons.

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Friday, March 30, 2007

   This is Funny! and true!!
FBI Job Opening

For the final test, the FBI agents took one of the men to a large metal
door and handed him a gun. "We must know that you will follow your instructions no matter what the circumstances. Inside the room you will find your wife sitting in a chair. Kill Her!!!"

The man said, "You can't be serious, I could never shoot my wife" The agent said, "Then you're not the right man for this job. Take
your wife and go home."

The second man was given the same instructions. He took the gun
and went into the room. All was quiet for about 5 minutes. The man came out with tears in his eyes, "I tried, but I can't kill my wife."
The agent said, "You don't have what it takes. Take your wife
and go home."

Finally, it was the woman's turn. She was given the same
instructions, to kill her husband. She took the gun and went into the room. Shots were heard, one after another. They heard screaming, crashing, banging on the walls. After a few minutes, all was quiet. The door opened slowly and there stood the woman, She wiped the sweat from her brow.

"This gun is loaded with blanks" she said. "I had to beat him
to death with the chair."

MORAL: Women are evil.
Don't mess with them.

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Wednesday, March 28, 2007

   Well I'm Bored
Nothing good ever happens when I'm bored! I have to go back to school next week *cries*!! i like staying home better!!
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Monday, March 26, 2007

Fangirls of otaku
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   Team Abunai
This is my team and we have a site here on Otaku!! Please go check it out!! Wolfmistress, Rulerofpenguins, Kenasuke, and Me are the team and we have made up our own original charaters and have stories about them!! So please go and sign the guestbook!!!!
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Sunday, March 25, 2007

I was uncool before uncool was cool!!!!
[='.'=] ~meow :3

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Saturday, March 24, 2007

Me aburren tan allí para mí voy a hablar en español, apenas para el heck de él. ¿Cualquier persona sabe lo que estoy diciendo sin la traducción?? ¡La autorización, ésta no está como intertaining como pensé que sería... adiós bien!

I'm bored so there for I am going to talk in Spanish, just for the heck of it. Does anyone know what I am saying without the translation?? Ok, this is not as intertaining as I thought it would be...well bye!

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Friday, March 23, 2007

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Friday, March 16, 2007

Well its finally spring break, so now I have nothing to do but draw! So if anybody has a request let me know, and I will get it done and up as fast as I can!!
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