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Monday, July 21, 2008

Banana Bomb Vs. My Longest Day/Post Ever
Hello all! I'm in Japan, I decided it's best to stay here. I had an awesome time in America though, me and Aniki went everywhere in California, eateries, theaters, stores, I have a ton of stuff from America now. Now as for the trial, I was flown in to America around 2:00pm (American time) with some guy who met me in Japan and handcuffed me, I had jet lag when I got to the court. When I got there I got to meet Aniki for the first time in awhile, but I couldn't hug or anything because I wasn't allowed to be uncuffed, not even at Aniki's request. So the trial started around 3:00pm and the prosecutor was the best in California, go figure. I was told to go to the stand and tell my side of the story I told them basically the same thing I said here. The prosecutor pressed my questions and yelled at me and other crap, until he got out of hand and had to be called off by the judge. They stopped and talked among themselves, there were so many whiny fat guys I just toned out. The case went till 5:00pm then they stopped for a recess. Aniki talked to me how they're saying that this was "uncalled for" and how the men at the station were "mistaken" or "out of code". The case started up again around 5:30pm or so, and they had the head guard from the airport tell his side of the story, they started to believe him and Aniki jumps in with an objection. He told the guy to tell his story again, so he does and Aniki notices something he said wasn't right with his story. He said he had hired a new employee that morning, then later in his story he said his new employee was serious about his job because he lost his dad in 9/11 and blew stuff out of proportion when someone who had an tattoo, accent or tan skin walked through, which it turns out I have all three (why a tattoo?). So then they had that guy come to the stand and it was the guy who did the strip and cavity search to me. They argue some more then have a recess at 6:50pm. Aniki tells me that the case is in our favor, but the prosecutor wants to bring one more thing up. We start up at 7:10pm, the prosecutor says his client (the serious guy) was in the wrong state of mind and had no clue what he was doing to the suspect (me), I told Aniki that the man was red in the face and had a hard one (censored enough?) while he was searching me, Aniki says objection and brings this up. They argue some more and then the jury makes their decision. They found me innocent, and the serious guy is charged with almost all the stuff Aniki predicted and sentenced to 4 years in jail. Then me and Aniki leave the court around 8:00pm or so, me and him hang out for the whole weekend, then I decide to head back to Japan but visit Aniki monthly. Why did I go back to Japan, well the party me and my students had on Friday showed me I have a lot of people in Japan who care about me and need me to further their studies, I teach Kendo and sometimes tutor them and then there's my Godson, he's everything to me and I couldn't stand not seeing him everyday. I got back late last night and made a stop at the store where that girl I like works at. I talk to her for a little while, then I ask her if she'd like to get a drink, we go out, she shows interest, then she says she wanted to see what it was like to be a lesbian and now we're dating. Her name is Akane and she is the best, we like the same stuff and we're almost identical to each other. Now as for Fuyuki, him and Miyabi are still dating, but he still insists on trying to grab Akane's breasts. That's about all for now, I got a Kendo lesson, later all!

Thank you very much if you read all this.
Quick Q, what do you think of O.C.s?

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