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Vitals

Birthday
• 1986-12-18
Location
• floating around the oceans of cynicism
Member Since
• 2003-08-02
Occupation
• dragon, student, and vet assistant
Real Name
• Just call me aurus.

Personal

Achievements
• Twenty-one years and still breathing.
Anime Fan Since
• High school-ish.
Favorite Anime
• Cowboy Bebop, Bleach, Ouran High School Host Club, Full Metal Alchemist, Peace Maker Kurogane, Rurouni Kenshin, Wolf's Rain... lots.
Goals
• Conquer the world... and maybe write a book.
Hobbies
• Reading, writing, role playing, music, watching anime... procrastinating... stressing... yeah.
Talents
• I can be confused in four different languages.

myOtaku.com: aurus

Friday, January 9, 2004

This is stupidness...

In honor of the fact that it is 12 days plus 2 days (but we don't count the last two! my lateness is overruled by my supreme lack of intelligence) past Christmas... I present, a strange new version of The 12 Days of Christmas.

I came up with this while my brother was doing his homework. Annoyed the heck out of him. Bweah.

On the 12th day of Christmas, my asylum inmate gave to me...
12 evil textbooks
11 burning lightbulbs
10 avocados
9 kodachi no bokken
8 chibi-Kenshin
7 bags of popcorn
6 broken pencils
5 shiny things
4 tiny ninjas
3 ice cubes
2 sticks of gum
And a squirrel.... ... in a tree.

You see, I don't think my true love (assuming I had one, of course) would ever give me one chibi-Kenshin, let alone 8, since he'd know I'd love the Kenshin more than I'd love my true love. And that would be sad. That's why I had to substitute "asylum inmate", even though it didn't fit...

... besides, who else would give anyone (inmates or not) ice cubes, evil textbooks, tiny ninjas, and a squirrel? ... in a tree, yes...

This bit of randomness brought to you by the Ketchup Advisory Board, and by Powdermilk Biscuits (with, as always, my apologies to National Public Radio and Prairie Home Companion).

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