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Thursday, June 1, 2006

   a little news from germany...this ia all true....silly germans
hey steal from the rich and give to the poor. And just like Robin Hood and his men, a gang of Hamburg activists are proving difficult to catch despite the fact they dress as superheroes when they raid swanky stores.

A bunch of egalitarian criminals who go by such names as "Spider Mum" and "Santa Guevara" are being referred to as modern-day Germany's version of Robin Hood and his Merry Men. And just like the Sheriff of Nottingham in the legend of Sherwood Forest's most famous outlaw, the Hamburg police are at a loss when it comes to stopping them.

The group, which calls itself "Hamburg Umsonst" -- loosely translated as Hamburg Without Charge, has apparently graduated from handing out flyers with tips on how to forge cinema tickets and travel illegally on public transport to raiding the swankiest stores and delicatessens before distributing their swag to the city's poor.

Their most high profile job to date came last week. Dressed in an array of comic book hero costumes, the gang raided a well-to-do eatery in the north German port city last Friday during work hours and absconded with a large amount of fine food -- after posing for a publicity photograph with bemused staff. Hamburg cops called to the crime scene drew a blank despite deploying 14 patrol cars a

According to eye witnesses, the "Hamburg Umsonst" raiding party consisted of around 30 people who apparently knew what they were doing when it came to fancy eats and drinks. The everyday shoplifter will probably not take the time to savor the array of produce on hand before sticking a box of Valrhona chocolates down their pants. It soon became obvious -- these guys were pros.

Cops can't catch connoisseur crooks in costumes

 The gang's get-away plan left the cops trailing behind

The Hamburg cops have little to go on except that the gang has a social conscience, know the difference between corned beef and Kobe veal and have a seemingly unlimited supply of fancy dress costumes.

But even the best laid plans of criminal masterminds have the odd weak spot. While carrying out their raids in order to support the one-euro jobbers, exploited employees and those on benefits, the gang have been unable to resist the sating of the ego.

In what could eventually be their undoing, the caped food raiders have shown a penchant for leaving notes at the scene of their crimes which carry statements such as: "Without the abilities of a superhero, survival is impossible in the town of the millionaires."

Until the police get a break, upmarket shopkeepers in Hamburg are advised to keep their doors closed to anyone wearing spandex tights and a Mexican wrestling mask.

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Wednesday, May 31, 2006

i got out of taking my math finals todaY and my BIO finals are postponed till the 2nd and thats now open book, welp workin on my civics project ill talk to u guys later..wish meh luck!
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Sunday, May 28, 2006

how is everyone..today is sunday...and when i with this side of my fam..it means shoppin...>.> im not the shoppin type except for hot topic and book stores...i dont think they on the list..well wish luck ...im off
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Saturday, May 27, 2006

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i hope your all enjoyin your holidays..well obviously my current theme is silent hill...well see you later g2g the fam is comin>.> <.<

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Sunday, May 21, 2006

how is everyone...i'd do more to my site..see marilyn theme..YES! i do like monroe! just finishing some research for that bastard seagraves see you later
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Thursday, May 18, 2006

   stupid super market!!!!111
the store didnt have any plums so i couldnt do that cake and so i nagged Sabine(my crazy german friends mom) till she sent me another recipe..so i made a traditional german black forest cake instead...so Frau Lang was pretty excited anyway..well the homeroom bellrung ise gots to go ...see you later..and stay off my lawn!!! damn kids
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Wednesday, May 17, 2006

You are here alone again in your sweet insanity all to calm you hide yourself from reality
Do you call it solitude do you call it liberty when all the world turns away and leaves you lonely
The hills are filled with desires all voices crying for freedom but all in vain they will fade away, there is only you to answer you forever
in blinded mind you are singing a glorious hallelujah, the distant flutter of angels, they all to far to far to reach for you
I am here alone again in my sweet serenity hoping you will never find me in any place. I will call it solitude when all my songs fade in vain. All alone for eternitiy.
well how are you guys...i'm so bored..school is tiring..I have some free time during puter class so i thought i'd take the opportunity to update and visit..i have german next and we have to do a fashion show lol im gonna wear my cosplay suit of Al from the fma movie......i'll probably end up making a fool of myself like always^^...well ahve a nice day.

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Tuesday, May 16, 2006

   no Dio zombies are not after you...
yesturday was long my friend ws talking about how he thinks zombie ninjas are after him, i know germans are superstitouse but this is just rediculouse. well day is slow late for school....stupid alarm clock...gots me a new sheezyart account did my myspace a ff7 tastic..found 7 diferent versions of one winged angle and has rammsteins mann gegan mann suck in my head..so anything new with you guys?
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Monday, May 15, 2006

oh my dear children..forgive me for not being on in a while for i've been so busy...i hope to get around and visit eveyone don
t be cross with me i beg of you...
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Friday, May 12, 2006

i have to do a bake sale for international club...is gonna make german plum cake..have a nice weekend
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