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Saturday, January 12, 2008


So today, well yesterday.

School, shittyshitty school.
Brittany actually went!
But I didn't get to see her =[
Oh well, I'm glad she went at least. =]

Got there during homeroom right after the pledge.
Some DUMBFUCK wrote this stupidass article bashing ROTC.
He got it sooooo wrong it's not even funny.
I can't even begin to explain how fucked up he is.
People in homeroom were soooo pissed off.
The guy even said nearing the end,

"I know a several ROTC or pro-military people are going to be ready to lynch me within seconds of reading this."

What a dumbass.
Honestly it was THAT utterly retarded.


Hm, wore my uniform.
Changed before I was officially allowed to.
Two periods before considering I didn't ask if I could change for cooking class and I did it before the period before cooking right after lunch.

So yea, naughty me.

In foods class this guy Adam ate the little chocolate pudding pie by taking three bites. It was hilarious kinda.
He got like $3 and something cents.

Uhmm, colorguard did absolutly nothing!
Stood around and talked to Stephanie.
I love how I call my teacher by her first name, haha.
It'd be weird calling her Ms. Morris, because I have her dad and he's Mr. Morris.
So yea.
It's just strange.

Uhmmmmm......

My dad convincened me into helping him clean the kitchen up.
So I did.
And so I got to go to the movies.
Went with Brittersanys.
But before that i was playing on the Wii downstairs with my dad.

Then I was upstairs using this hand-held massager thingy that like has three feet and vibrates and makes an obnoxious noise when you leave it on a hard surface and makes the dog star at it funy so it's hilarious.
But Jules like me to use the on her better than petting I think, she especially likes in on her tummy.


So thennnn I went on MSN on my dad's computer downstairs and Brittany wasn't online.
So my dad convinced me into calling.
The usual two ring, ohh there goes the answering machine. Hang up time.
Then magically she came online within seconds it seemed.
And so blahblahblah went to go see Juno.
Oh, saw Silly!!! Finally.
He's so adorable.
I took pictures, and she took some but the computers being a dick and wont let them upload and the laptop wont connect to the internet.
So yea.
Went to the movies, car ride was funny.
Thought I lost my camera though.
Then I got out the car and it was between the seart and the door.
My hands were holding on to the handle and my feet were in, I hadn't sat and my dad tried driving away.
Retard. -_- It was funny though.
Hm, was sooooo damn busy there.
I accidentally walekd into the mens room because I didn't read the sign. cause they're high doorways, and the signs are above them.
So I got in and there was urinals so I was like, WTF?
Then someone flushed so I like booked it out of there and was laughing my ass off and Brittany was making fun of me haha.
Went in the rightttt bathroom after we finished getting drinks and such.
I double checked even, and almost ran into this lady.
It was hilarious I thought.
Saw the movie, pretty good.
Didn't know what to really expect, but I liked it.
Uhm, yea.
Brittany had to piss and shit.
It was funny.
I wanted to follow my dad into the bathroom and scare him but then I realized I shouldn't because he probably was taking a piss.
He pees a lot.
Uhm, so I was gonna jump out at him when he came out but I was talking to Brittany.
DAMN YOU! YOU DISTRACTED ME! lol.
Anyways, uhhhh.
Brittany was telling me she was basically about to give birth to her shit when we were on the way to the car.
I came up with the birth part.
She looked like she had to pee to, so I asked and she said yes.
She should learn to not be such a germaphobic.
And use public bathrooms.
At least it's not like a port-a-potty or a gas station bathroom.
Lol, oh well she'll just have to suffer with having to wait til she can use a bathroom when she has to go.
My daddy ran a redlight, near the road down to the police station which I find quiert humerous.

Uhm, went and saw Silly more.
He was climbing all around me while Brittany was busy grunting in the bathroom and complaining she couldn't shit with me out there.
It was the funniest thing ever. >_<
I should've video taped Silly climbing all around me trying to escape and should've captured her grunts.
Sorry Britt, it's too funny not to mention.
Hmmmmmmmmmmm, took more pick-terssss.
Oh yea, I ran her down the hallway in a Wal-Mart carriage that was near the elevator when we got out.
Hmmm...
Then I went home.
And Jules stood there and smelled me for like... ever.
Because Silly made me smell all ferrety.
And the puppies were sniffing my pants and shoes.
Jules was sniffing my sweatshirt, had he paws on me smelling me.
Wouldn't leave me the hell alone haha.
Now I'm here sitting on my but talking to this dude on AIM.
He's from on here, it's Grif 2.0 I believe, so go visit him.
It's quite strange I'm telling you to visiting someone I barely know.
But eh.

Oh and I got a message saying I stole someones Dai, which I thought was funny.
And yea Ddayday knew the person and said that she could have only one Caitlin/Caitlain.
She has one of each, but she's known Caitlain longer so she can keep her I don't matter all that much.



Anywhoooooooooooo


I'll shut up now because this is getting to be a very long post that's taken me almost an hour to like finally finish.
but I was doing other thigns to so not exactly an hour.


Good night!






Caitlin™

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