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Monday, March 3, 2008


My 9 year old litte neighbor simply pt is a little cuntbag.

She was throwing snowballs at the house, and i opened the door and told her not to along with my little sister.
Then she came over and was throwing them at me.
So I went outside and was fooling around having a snowball "fight" with them.
Then out of the blue she's like if you hurt your neighbor you can sure them you know.
I flat out told her that it's not like I'm even trying to hit her let alone hurt he. I don't bother to even aim.

Then I warned her to not throw ice becase sh had throw a ball of snow with ice in it.
I made sure I wasn't throwing ice because I'd be in deep shit if I did accidentally.
Then her dad told her it was getting dark so she only could play another fifteen minutes.
I started to go back inside and she was throwing snow at me stil.
So I gently pushed her into the snow, wasn't even a far way down.
So then, she got up and i was almost to the porch and decides to yank on the hood of my sweatshirt.
I told her to stop and then I put a litle bit of snow in her face.
Then as I started to head into the house she through starting throwing snow at me again.
So I turned around to face her and she ran away. Then We got towrds the street andI was just aimlessly throwing snow balls towards her. Thennnn she threw ice at me and hit me in the side of my head and it's not like she threw it hard enough to mark me, but it hurt a bit because she was close to me.
So then, I was wicked pissed off.
She ran away so she knew that I was pissed I was damn sure.
Then said I wasn't allowed in her yard and then waned me to come in her yard to continue the war.
I told her it wan't worth it and walked away.
Then sh kept bitching at me saying I ruined their fun.
Bull-fucking-shit.
he followed me and they had brough a hard hat out o the street with them and I grabbed it to bring it inside and I was ready to chuck it at her.
She threw more snow at me, so since she was near me on the orch yet again, I took a handful of snow and showed it in her face.

Then I went inside and she was yelling "meanie poo" through the door at me shoving her face against the glass design.
My dad was curiou about all the noise she ws making so I told him how she was being a little brat and through the ice at me and he told me just to forget it.

Then I went to go upstairs, and she was throwing snow at the door so i opened it and told her she was being a little brat and she threatened to chuck the snowman solar light thing at my head. then I shouted to my dad that she was doing that.
So she dropped that and picked up snow.

Then se was halfway to yelling t me she didn't know it was ice, but she was smiling.
I tld her how it's not hardr at all to tell if somethings hard ice.
Then she kept lying to me saying she didn't know.
But she just has that smiling knowing it was lying about knowing look.
So I told her to just go home now and she was being wicked bitchy.
So my sister yelled at me.
And I told the kid she forgot her headband and yelled at me saying she wasn't listening.
So my sister got it and ran after her.
Then I opened the door to check she was gone and my sister was coming and started bitching at me saying I was a bitch and stuff. She's fucking 7 yrs old damnit.
So yea, told her Miranda didn't hv to be such a little bitch to me and went up to my room.


Sooooo yea.
My dad doesn't even give a shit but if her parents yell at me or something fo t thaey can go sodomize themselves.

Stupid fucking only children thinking they are royalty and they need to fucking get over themselves.

Bye.



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Sunday, March 2, 2008


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Preferably 1960-70s.

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Saturday, March 1, 2008


Blahhhhhhhhhhhh

Like my new layout?

Noting nteresting to post about.


OHOHOH "LL POST AOUT HE HOBO!
I'll just copy and past what I tod rittany.
I dont feel like typing everything again.


Caitigrl6492 (10:30:38 PM): Dudeeeeeeeee!!!
Caitigrl6492 (10:30:51 PM): theres hobos sleeping in the building my mom works at
Brittyb13 (10:31:08 PM): that's sad
Caitigrl6492 (10:31:17 PM): down the hall there was.
Caitigrl6492 (10:31:25 PM): and this guy kalim kicked them out
Brittyb13 (10:31:30 PM): ooh
Caitigrl6492 (10:31:40 PM): somehow the lock on the buildings not working
Caitigrl6492 (10:31:50 PM): like it says its locked but it doesnt actually lock
Caitigrl6492 (10:32:22 PM): and there was this guy pacing downstairs and i think he pissed on the floor cuz theres a spot where there didnt used to be i dont think
Caitigrl6492 (10:32:31 PM): and he was sitting on the steps talking to himself
Caitigrl6492 (10:32:35 PM): and playing with the elevator
Brittyb13 (10:32:39 PM): lol
Caitigrl6492 (10:32:52 PM): so my mom locked it on her floor
Brittyb13 (10:33:27 PM): ooh
Caitigrl6492 (10:34:31 PM): and this guy whos a real cool seeming laid back lawyer as leaving and he walked down the stairs and talked to him saying he really shouldnt be there and was joking around asking if he was the one for the teaching job upstairs and he acted really defensive
Caitigrl6492 (10:34:47 PM): so my mom called the cops reporting how the guy really shouldnt be there
Caitigrl6492 (10:35:18 PM): and then when we went to leave he wasnt there andmore but the door wasnt locking and my mom and i were tryign to get it to lock but it wouldnt
Caitigrl6492 (10:35:40 PM): then we saw the guy near one of those new parking things hitting it trying to get change i guess out of it
Caitigrl6492 (10:37:37 PM): and he came storming pissed off and my mom like moved and i was inside and she was outside and if i didnt move he probably would have shoved the door into me and he was swearing at my mom and she said he really shouldnt be going in there because its not someplace for him to be and he went upstairs and made a loud nopise come to find out he slammed the fire doors shut that arent supposed to be and such so my mom called the cops again saying he was back and wasnt supposed to be there and told them what he did and such
Caitigrl6492 (10:38:16 PM): soooo eventually they came and after a while escorted him outand they tried getting him put into a shelter but idk if they got him to
Brittyb13 (10:38:33 PM): ooh
Brittyb13 (10:38:34 PM): ha, wow
Brittyb13 (10:38:35 PM): brb


Voila.
I'm so bored.
My ass hurt.
And I gotta piss.
Laalalala!!!

Candyis strange.
She likes diving off m bed to sleep behind me in my chair.
She isnt now but she did earlie
Lalala.
G'night.

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Friday, February 29, 2008


It's 3 in the morning.
I'm exhausted.
Happy Leap Day??

I think it's today...

Oh well.
G'night.

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Thursday, February 28, 2008


Soooo yea.
Concert was pretty sweet.
It was wicked fun, and loud. My ears are still ringing.
I fell asleep on the way home, from wicked hot before I fell asleep, to waking up every so often and it getting colder and colder. Then, my brother was burning rubber because his car couldnt get up the hill so I had to push it up.
Hahh..

My mom like forced me to take tylenol because she said the ringing will make me get a major headache and I get headaches enough as it is.
But I rarely tak tylenol for them, I just dea with it unless itgets real bad.


The first band, was pretty sucky.
It was a local preopener band? That took about a half hour.
Then there was the acutual opener, The Graduate. They weren't that bad.
Thennnnnn dundundun SIMPLE PLAN!!
They were pretty awesome I migh say...
Oh yea for most the concert Brittany was a couple people away so she could see but, i think she had fun for what I glanced over and saw at times.

Uhuhuuhuhuh BRITTANY MADE ME LOSE MY TRAIN OF THOUGHT!


Oh well, go look at her site and read about it, shes more of a fanatic sooooo she'd make a better post than me.
Bye byee!!!

I gotta upload all my pictures then upload them ono photobucket. BYE!

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Monday, February 25, 2008


You know what, I hate vacations.
I hate going to school though.
But at least schools something to do.

I've cleaned half the time so far.
Hung out with Brittay for a few hours Saturday.

Wanted to so see Charlie Bartlett ad I went arund the house asking, my da, mom, brother, mom again. Then my dad yeled at me becaus he supposedly said to ask my mom if it was okay.
I never heard him sa that.
Then Britany said she didn't want to anymore.
After alll that.
And then my dad came up and bitched more about when and such the movie.
But I told him she didn't wanna anymore so he acted like an ass.
Then aske how may hot dgs I wated for dinner and gt pissed off cause i said I didn't lik hot dogs.
ThenBrittany was talki about shit, and it was making me more upset than I had been. So I jst had to take myself away from it before I got mad at her.

So I went and laid down, blaring my iPod playing sogs I have by the band Saliva.

Then, I took off my iPodand went to sleep.
I wouldnt even let Maple ans candy touch me or I'd like flip out almsot. but They did anyways apparently after I fell asleep.

I woke up at 2:15 ish.. I had gone tobed at 6:30.

I haven't a thing to do today.
Tuesday I get to go to a hockey game at 7 PM.
Maybe ifBritt wants she can sleep over that night but i doubt she'll wanna.
She keeps saying I dunno, and usualy that means no.

I keep making typos lately.
Oh God you should have seen a message I sent Kira. It was sooo fucked up.
I don't pay enoughattention and jst type away, its weird.
don't usualy othat.


UGH SEEEEE!!!!!!!!

Oh yea, Wednesday is the concert.
Britt could sleep over tat nght, and we could get ready for the concert ad have as much time as needed and such, and left for the concert. They start letting people in at 7 and it starts at 8 supposedly.
So says my mom.

Oh yea, she was really bitchy thi morning too.

Some people just really suck lately.

It's almost 5, I think I'm gonna go back t bed if i can sleep, because I don't feel well, my stmoach hurtsand my head.
Night..

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Sunday, February 24, 2008


Brittany came over yesterdayyyy.
We watched American Pie The Naked Mile, and it was funny.
My mom and sister came downstairs a couple times. IT was odd.
We played on the Wii a bit.
Went to Targettttt. Uhhhh, got a bunch of junk food and pigged out. Then she didn't feel well and went home.

My nose feels weird.

Blahhhh.

Byebyeee..



Oh yea, she went in those little carriage things that have a seat thing for little kids, not babies but like 2-6 yr olds it said.
But she gave up riding in it cuz her legs got cramped.
I took a picture of ittt! I'll upload it on photobucket in a sec and post it.
She wanted to push me in it but hahhh I didn't get it, cause I bet you she cant and I'm like twice her size so I'd be even more cramped lol.

Photobucket

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Saturday, February 23, 2008


Brittanys supposed to come over today.
I cleaned up yesterday.
I did laundry.
And picked up stuff.
And actually didn't fight when my dad asked me to do the dishes.
I did them right away.
Because my sister was being a little cuntbag.
I washed floors too.
And the bathtub.
And yeaaa.

Made my bed.
I should go check on the laundry in the dryer and washer.
I don't really wanna cause I'm pretty sure neither are done.
Well, maybe the dryer.


I dun wanna go.

Bye bye.

Oh did I mention Brittany's supposed to come over today?
Probably.
Ttyl.
Sleepy time nownownow.
I turn tv offoffoff and listen to simple plan playlist on repeat all night.
I keep listening to it lately.
Addictive.

Hahhhh..
I'm adic-adicted to youuuu.
People in fifth grade would always be like I'm a dick. I'm a dick over and over.
Twas annoying.
I need sleep.
Goose nights.

NIGHT!

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Thursday, February 21, 2008


I need to go to bed.
I just washed up and french braided my hair.
I need to get my uniform out and ready for later.
Blahhhhhhh..

Talked to the unmentionable, only a few texts, today.
Not even ten.
I kinda didn't wana either.
Because she had no need to be such a bitch to me.

Uhmmm...
I SAW BRITTANY TODAY!
She had her hair in pigtails and it looked prettyful.
Haha uhmm..

I made chocolate cupcakes today too.
I made homemade frosting too.
Confectioners sugar, melted butter, egg white, strawberry srup, littttle bit of milk, little vanilla, a drop of chcolate syrup for the hell of it.

I think thats all.
Oh, and rainbow spherical sprinkles.
They're goooood!
I have one on my desk in a plastic baggy for Brittany because she said she wanted one, dunno if she was serious or not but I did anyways.
Oh, I attempted drizzling syrup on them but it was too thin and didn't work out right.
And sprinkled some extra sprinkles on them.

Wellllll.......

Nothing lft to say and i really gotta get to bed.
Good ngiht!!

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Wednesday, February 20, 2008


So yea, as some of you may know by Brittany's site, Past Time Girl, don't feel like looking up how to do a link... we are going to a Simple Plan concert next week during vacation.

2/27 in Hartford, Connecticut.
Either my dad or broter is bringing us.

Uhm... Shes so nervous I'm lying and I liek to mess around with her mind haha.

Uh...
Fuck nothign else to say.

!!!!!


Today's this dude I know online that goes to my school and I've seen him but never talked to hims birthday.
His names Ben and he's turning 18.
Voila!



I cleaned the bathroom, hallway, and my room up.
Everything almsot except washing the floor which is badly needed.


Uhhhh...
Yea, I gotta get to school by 815 Idk if it's possible so Brittany needs to make ure I get up.
Haha...

She's gotta go to school all week.
Shes so fucking lucky she gets to leave at 1030!!

Maybe i should get to school on time ish and go bug her in Mrs Brooks room cause i just really don't wanna go to my study hall first period.
Which ends up making me later than I should, and I miss World History alot.


Uh yea, sower, clean off bed, make bed, new sheets I mean, and shower! Then Sleeeeeep?

I wanted to just pick up laudnry shower and sleep.
But I got dishes, and then garbage too because garbage days tomorrow and i wanted to get rid of it all.
So hopefully I don't get in trouble for putting two baskets of laundry near the counter a basket worth of dish near the sink and a few bags of garbage in the downstairs hall nearish the doorwya.
But anyways, I gotta take a piss so good ngiht!

Oh Brittany might come over saturday.
I don't know about that..


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