Wednesday, September 28, 2005

   corn maze
*is pulled away from a good daydream* Okay, so I went to a Corn Maze last night with my ward. I had a wonderful time^.^. I told I guy I really like that I...well...liked him. All he said was "Smiles", but he held my hand. *wistful sigh* He also kissed me on the cheek twice. He has really soft hands. I'm bouncing off the walls right now. I'm so happy. but it makes me sad because at school(he's a junior, I'm a sophmore. ^.^ I get to see him at school^.^) he didn't do or say anything about what happend at the Corn Maze. I wonder why that was. I have another friend that went with us. And she asked if we started to go out. I don't know how to answer that. cuz he said that he wanted to, but he didn't show it today at school. Strange. Well I leave you now with this very weird post(sorry!).

~Uo-chan~
P.S. Hana-chan I'm sorry that your mad at me, and you must think me stupid. But I hope that you can be at least a little happy for me.^.~
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Thursday, September 22, 2005

   Pisces & Leo (I'm in love with a Leo^.^)
Tell me if you agree, disagree, what you think or if you don't want me to post stuff like this anymore^.^((sorry its long))

When Leo and Pisces join together in a love match, each partner enjoys the new perspective the other brings to life in general. Leo is a strong and assertive Sign, being free to do what they want and taking command of their surroundings. Pisces is quieter and more reserved and introspective. In many ways the two are polar opposites, yet both are dreamers at heart. When they care for one another, they each fill the other's voids and have a caring, mutually beneficial relationship.

Leo is a natural leader and in a relationship with Pisces often becomes the guardian of their weaker partner. Pisces, in turn, gives Leo the audience they need for their ambitions and social performances. Pisces is a Sign that, like Water, fills whatever container it is poured into. Pisces tends to give themselves over to their love match; a kind heart allows The Fish to know Leo in a way that many other Signs don't. Leo's straight forwardness coupled with that doesn't pass into conceit -- the way Leo alone might act -- and isn't overly shy, like Pisces alone may be.

Leo is ruled by The Sun and Pisces is ruled by the Planet Jupiter. Pisces is also ruled by Neptune. The Sun gives out light, life and a focus on the Self to the Leo-Pisces relationship. Neptune is about big pictures, ideas and illusions; but it's also involved with disillusion and fantasy. Leo can help Pisces turn fantasies into realities. Neptune works through Pisces by softening Leo's sometimes self-centered and abrupt actions, channeling their energy into a more creative and fruitful outlet.

Leo is a Fire Sign and Pisces is a Water Sign. These two can be very happy and progressive if they recognize the other's needs, using introspection and creative ambition to tend to matters of the heart. Pisces can help Leo learn to be humble and to think of the needs of others, while Leo teaches Pisces to go out into the world and begin to loosen up a bit. But Pisces can be too emotional, too much Water dampening Leo's enthusiasm. Conversely, too much Fire can boil the Water and leave Pisces emotionally burned. Leo and Pisces must establish effective communication in order to ensure their balance is maintained.

Leo is a Fixed Sign and Pisces is a Mutable Sign. Pisces doesn't serve well as the boss. They get their greatest satisfaction from bettering the universe, starting with their partner. Leo, on the other hand, comes up with ideas in the first place and suggests little changes to be made here and there in the relationship.

What's the best aspect of the Leo-Pisces relationship? It's their receptiveness to one another's teachings. Pisces shows Leo how to be sensitive and care, and Leo teaches Pisces to make their dreams happen rather than sitting on them. Their ability provide what the other needs makes theirs a truly mutual relationship.


~Uo-chan~
p.s. sorry I can't help it*sheepish grin*
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Wednesday, September 21, 2005

   well.....I'm board and tired
There's not much to report except that I'm dieing under the homework *does a face plant*. I got a ring a little while ago from a mystory man. Its a dolphin ring. *looks at for a long time* I love it, but i wish the guy would show up again and give me his phone number, e-mail, anything! *makes strange noises* well I gotta go eat now. See ya all latet^.~

~Uo-chan~
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Monday, September 12, 2005

   Did you know?
Did You Know...

If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced
enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.

(Hardly seems worth it.)

If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced
to create the energy of an atomic bomb.

(Now that's more like it!)

The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to
squirt blood 30 feet.

(O.M.G.! Gross but cool^.^)

A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes.

(In my next life, I want to be a pig.)

A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death.

(Creepy.)

(I'm still not over the pig.)


Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.

(Do not try this at home. Maybe at work/school.)

The male pray mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body.
The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off

("Honey, I'm home. What the....?!")

The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human jumping the
length of a football field.

(30 minutes... lucky pig. can you imagine??)

The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds.

(What could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond?)

Some lions mate over 50 times a day.

(I still want to be a pig in my next life...quality over quantity)

Butterflies taste with their feet.

(Something I always wanted to know.)

The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.

(Hmmmmmm........)

Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed
people.

(If you're ambidextrous, do you split the difference?)

Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump.

(OK, so that would be a good thing....................)

A cat's urine glows under a black light.

(I wonder who was paid to figure that out?)

An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.

(I know some people like that.)

Starfish have no brains.

(I know some people like that too.)

Polar bears are left-handed.

(If they switch, they'll live a lot longer.)

Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.

(What about that pig??)

Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the stupidity...in other words copy it if you wish and send it to everyone.

I tried sniffing coke once but the ice cubes got stuck up my nose!!!(don't ask....)


~Uo-chan^.~
p.s. don't ask why I'm posting weird things.
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Friday, September 9, 2005

   I think it speaks for itself.....

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   Never say to a cop
I really like this. I can't remember who sent it to me, but thanks!

NEVER SAY TO A COP

1. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer. (OK in Texas)

2. Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged
in.

3.Aren't you the guy from the Village People?

4. Hey, you must've been doin' about 125 mph to keep up with me. Good
job!

5. Are You Andy or Barney?

6. I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be
a police officer.

7. You're not gonna check the trunk, are you?

8. I pay your salary!

9. Gee, Officer! That's terrific. The last officer only gave me a
warning, too!

10. Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does.

11 I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there are no other cars around.. That's how far ahead of me they are.

12. When the Officer says "Gee Son....Your eyes look red, have you
been drinking?" You probably shouldn't respond with,"Gee Officer your
eyeslook glazed, have you been eating doughnuts?"


~Uo-chan^.~
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Monday, September 5, 2005

   nazi
just so you know, I wont be able to get on MYO for a while. my parents are being internet nazis. T.T

15 Things to do at Wal-Mart while your spouse/partner is taking their sweet time:

1. Get 24 boxes of feminine hygeine products and randomly
put them in peoples carts when they aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at
5-minute ntervals.

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares.....and see what happens.

5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

6.Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they bring pillows from the bedding department.

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask 'Why can't you people just leave me alone?'

9. Look right into the security camera, use it as a mirror and pick your nose

10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are.

11. Dart around the store suspiciously while loudly humming the theme from "Mission Impossible."

12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.

13.Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!"

15. Go into a fitting room, shut the door and wait a while and then yell loudly "There is no toilet paper in here!"

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Tuesday, August 30, 2005

   school
I'm going to be eaten by the Seniors I know it. High School is really fun. I have great teachers, fun classes (except Math). I get to see my friends and everyone I know and love. BUT WHY DID IT HAVE TO HAPPEN NOW????? of all the days to have to go to school why did it have to be now? I'm having a really bad day *screams and yells till out of breath* and I don't even know why. But I am.

Till a better day
~Uo-chan
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Thursday, August 25, 2005

its been a while
Sorry. But I've been camping. I'm really pretty depressed right now because my Brother, Greg, is leaving to go on a mission. He is going to the MTC on wensday.*sniff* I'll miss him. He is one of my best friends. He is going to Mexico.

At least I had one thing happen to cheer me up^.^If you want to know you can PM me. Hana-chan should know. Well it was short but sweet=)

~Uo-chan^.~
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Tuesday, August 16, 2005

   wondering
For those of you who were wondering, RithBlack is a friend I met a long time ago in a chat room. We had a lot in common, so we exchanged e-mail addresses, and have been e-mailing each other a lot lately(though we've never meet outside of the computer-_-) I told her about MyO and she got a user name. Theres really not a lot to explaine, but thats the story.

~Uo-chan

(Yes Ankoku, I'm going to take piano lessons as soon as school starts. Even though my mom doesn't have a teacher she wants me to go to.)
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