Birthday 1987-10-13 Gender
Female Location In the computer chair, if I'm not there I'm at work, if I'm not there I'm with Jennifer, if I'm not with her I probably just want to be alone. Member Since 2005-06-28 Occupation F & P's most bored employee Real Name They call me Darcie
Achievements I found a new job!!!!! Anime Fan Since Forever... and ever Favorite Anime Hellsing, Midori no hibi, Yuu Yuu Hakusho, Gundam Wing, Rurouni Kenshin, Sailor Moon, Howl's moving Castle, and many many more!!!! Goals World domination AND Decomission the one they call KEITH!!!!!!!!! Hobbies reading, hangin' wit my best buddies!!! (you know who you are!!! I heart you!) and taking over the world, Saxaphone, studying, blowin' stuff up, and handling my cat farm. Hunting Keith in the dark of the night!!! hanging with my stinky Kipp Talents My ever so awesome stupid human trick!!! who else in the world can reverse their belly button? That's right folks it's reversable!!!!
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And Aqua's Paycheck Did depart from her and she was left with only $6 for lunch all week!
WEll yalls I went out and I gots Invader Zim finally, Like I had seen it at Lauras but I wanted to own it ya know?
Then I sawed a commercial on the tube and went out and Bought Potc We got a cool shirt for waiting until midnight to buy it!!!
Then Tia pierced my ears two more times!!!
It hurted not so much as last time and it looks cool...
I went to work and had soup and I didn't get in a whole bunch of trouble today unlike yesterday....
I got in trouble yesterday and I had to go in the back and help recieveing well this guy hit on me but Ya know... NOT INTERESTED....(See The prior post for details!)
well I came back to let him know that I didn't like him and I ended up talking to him for like 30 min. wellI still couldn't think of a nice way to say it.... Then another guy in recieving says to me... You DO know He's MARRIED right....
He never told me that in fact he said he was single so now SCREW BEING NICE!!! I want Nothing to do with him even as a friend!!!
One of my favorite songs!! It is soooooo true.
Underwear Goes Inside The Pants
Why is marijuana not legal? Why is marijuana not legal?
It's a natural plant that grows in the dirt.
Do you know what's not natural?
80 year old dudes with hard-ons. That's not natural.
But we got pills for that.
We're dedicating all our medical resources to keeping the old guys erect,
but we're putting people in jail for something that grows in the dirt?
You know we have more prescription drugs now.
Every commercial that comes on TV is a prescription drug ad.
I can't watch TV for four minutes without thinking I have five serious diseases.
Like: "Do you ever wake up tired in the morning?"
Oh my god I have this, write this down. Whatever it is, I have it.
Half the time I don't even know what the commercial is:
people running in fields or flying kites or swimming in the ocean.
I'm like that is the greatest disease ever. How do you get that?
That disease comes with a hot chick and a puppy.
The schools now: It is all about self-esteem in the schools now.
Build the kids' self-esteem, make them feel good about themselves.
If everybody grows up with high self-esteem, who is going to dance in our strip clubs?
What's going to happen to our porno industry?
These women don't just grown on trees.
It takes lots of drunk dads missing dance recitals before you decide to blow a goat on the internet for fifty bucks.
And if that disappears, where does that leave me on a Friday night with my new high speed connection?
Masterminds are another word that comes up all the time.
You keep hearing about these terrorists masterminds that get killed in the middle east.
Mastermind is sort of a lofty way to describe what these guys do, don't you think?
They're not masterminds.
"OK, you take bomb, right? And you put in your backpack. And you get on bus and you blow yourself up. Alright?"
"Why do I have to blow myself up? Why can't I just:"
"Who's the fucking mastermind here? Me or you?"
Americans, let's face it: We've been a spoiled country for a long time.
Do you know what the number one health risk in America is?
Obesity. They say we're in the middle of an obesity epidemic.
An epidemic like it is polio. Like we'll be telling our grand kids about it one day.
The Great Obesity Epidemic of 2004.
"How'd you get through it grandpa?"
"Oh, it was horrible Johnny, there was cheesecake and pork chops everywhere."
Nobody knows why were getting fatter? Look at our lifestyle.
I'll sit at a drive thru.
I'll sit there behind fifteen other cars instead of getting up to make the eight foot walk to the totally empty counter.
Everything is mega meal, super sized. Want biggie fries, super sized, want to go large.
You want to have thirty burgers for a nickel you fat mother fucker. There's room in the back. Take it!
Want a 55 gallon drum of Coke with that? It's only three more cents.
Sometimes you have to suffer a little bit in your youth to motivate yourself to succeed in later life.
Do you think if Bill Gates got laid in high school, do you think there'd be a Microsoft?
Of course not.
You got to spend a long time in your own locker with your underwear shoved up your ass before you start to think,
"You'll see. I'm going to take of the world of computers! I'll show them."
We're in one of the richest countries in the world,
but the minimum wage is lower than it was thirty five years ago.
There are homeless people everywhere.
This homeless guy asked me for money the other day.
I was about to give it to him and then I thought he was going to use it on drugs or alcohol.
And then I thought, that's what I'm going to use it on.
Why am I judging this poor bastard.
People love to judge homeless guys. Like if you give them money they're just going to waste it.
Well, he lives in a box, what do you want him to do? Save it up and buy a wall unit?
Take a little run to the store for a throw rug and a CD rack? He's homeless.
I walked behind this guy the other day.
A homeless guy asked him for money.
He looks right at the homeless guy and says why don't you go get a job you bum.
People always say that to homeless guys like it is so easy.
This homeless guy was wearing his underwear outside his pants.
Outside his pants. I'm guessing his resume isn't all up to date.
I'm predicting some problems during the interview process.
I'm pretty sure even McDonalds has a "underwear goes inside the pants" policy.
Not that they enforce it really strictly, but technically I'm sure it is on the books.