Friday, January 28, 2005

   hello
Hello everyone whatsup? I GOT ME SOME GOOD NEWS!! I AM FINALLY DONE WITH MY GIRLFRIEND, WE BROKE UP! WOOOOOO NO MORE STRESS PROBLEMS FOR ME! WOOOOO I CAN LIVE ANOTHER 15 YEARS NOW. but im still gonna die around 60 *genetic family problem* Anyway i found out i passed french better. I got me a 81, which means not only have i passed a hard class, I CAN KEEP MY COMPUTER!. I got me a 86 in History, *i think its because were learning about the black plague..YAY, lol* Anyway im listning to the songs that were gonna be singing for show choir this year I'll post the lyrics to some were singing and some were not. *mainly anything with swears we don't sing* Their from THE LITTLE SHOP OF HORRORS. Its cool. Some songs like dentist, were singing anyway. BUT MY SOLO IS SUPPER TIME, which i then get to eat one of the other soloists, cause im playing as a evil man eating plant. Theirs another song down their called Sominix/ Suppertime II, which i would do a solo with the main female character if we were doing that song but its cool, cause first it has her main theme like music then it slowly breaks into mine. At the end i attempt to eat her.
If your wondering what eventually happens the results are different.
In the Movie: I go on to get blown up by loose electrical cords by Seymour *main male character*

In the broadway: I eat seymour, Orin *dentisit*, audry, mushnick, cleveland, you, your family, the whole world.

Good thing for me our show choir is doing the broadway version *evil laugh*.
Theirs alot more soloists bedise me but im to lazy to right them down.

Anyway i gtg, bye all
Josh



DENTIST

When I was younger, just a bad little kid
My mama noticed funny things I did
Like shooting puppies with a B.B. gun
I'd poison guppies and when I was done
I'd find a pussycat and bash in its head
That's when my mama said

What did she say?

She said, "My boy, I think someday
You'll find a way to make your natural tendencies pay

You'll be a dentist
You have a talent for causing things pain
Son, be a dentist
People will pay you to be inhumane
Your temperament's wrong for the priesthood
And teaching would suit you still less
Son, be a dentist
You'll be a success

Here he is, folks the leader of the plaque!
Watch him suck up that gas!
Oh, my god!
He's a dentist and he'll never ever be any good
Who wants their teeth done by the Marquis de Sade?
Oh that hurts!
I'm not numb!

Oh, shut up. Open wide. here I come!
I am your dentist

Goodness gracious!

And I enjoy the career that I picked
I am your dentist

Fitting braces

And I get off on the pain I inflict
When I start extracting those molars
You girls will be screaming like holy rollers

Dentist!

And though it may cause my patients distress
Somewhere in heaven above me, I know that my mama's proud of me
'Cause I'm a dentist- and a success
Say ah! Now spit.






SUPPERTIME *my solo*

AUDREY II *thats me*
He's got your number now
He knows just what you've done
You got no place to hide
you got nowhere to run
He knows your life of crime
I think it's suppertime

He's got his facts all straight
You know he's on your trail
He's gonna turn you in
They're gonna put you in jail
He's got the goods and I'm
All set for suppertime

Come on, come on
Think about all those offers
Come on, come on
Your future with Audrey
Come on, come on
Ain't no time to turn squeamish
Come on, come on
I swear on all my spores
when he's gone, the world will be yours

Come on, come on
It's suppertime





NOW

Now, do it now
While he's gassing himself to a palpable stupor
The timing's ideal and the moment is super
To ready and fore and blow the sick bastard away

Now, do it now
Just a flicker of pressure right here, right here on the trigger
And Audrey won't have to put up that oig for another day
Now- for the girl, now- for the plant
Now- yes I will... but I can't

Don't be fooled if I should giggle
Like a sappy, happy dope
It's just the gas, it's got me high
But don't let that fact deceive you
Any moment I could die
Though I giggle and I chortle,
Bear in mind I'm not immortal
Why this whole thing strikes me funny
I don't know- 'cause it really is a rotten way to go

What we have here is an ethical dilemma
'Less I help him get the mask removed,
He doesn't have a prayer
True the gun as never fired,
But the way events transpired,
I could finish him with simple laisssez faire

Don't be fooled if I should chuckle
Like hyenas in a zoo
It's just the gas, it turns me on
But don't let my mirth deceive you
Any moment I'll be gone
All my vital signs are failing
'Cause the oxide I'm inhaling
Makes it difficult as hell to catch my breath
Are you dumb or hard of hearing?
Or relieved my end is nearing?
Are you satisfied? I laughed myself to...

..Death




SOMINEX/SUPPERTIME II

AUDREY
I couldn't sleep
I took a Sominex
But voices in my head kept saying
Go to Seymour, talk to Seymour
I drank some tea
But gee the feeling wasn't gone
Seymour, sweetheart
Tell me, darling
What's been going on?

AUDREY II
Hey little lady, hello
You're lookin' cute as can be
You're lookin' mighty sweet
No, it ain't Seymour- it's me!
You're friendly Audrey Two
This plant is talking to you

Come on and give me a drink
Hey, little lady, be nice
Sure do, I'll drink it straight
Don't need no glass or no ice
Don't need no twist of lime
And now it's suppertime!


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Wednesday, January 26, 2005

   YES
Woohoo no school cause of snow today! Thank god though cause i thought i slept in late lol, a hour late. I went to this cool place with tons of comics and thats where i got my new avitar. Thats the author of VG Cats comics as my avi. In his comics though he draws pants on his head and calls himself pants man. I love though comics though. They have theise characters too
Aeris *uber bitchy, girl(shes like that all the time in comic)and the main female character*

Dr. Hobo *a hobo who thinks hes a docter*

Chris or pantsman *the author and illistrator of comic*

Leo *the main male character, kinda wimpy and increidbly stupid*

Ternardo *the geeky yugioh,
digimon, pokemon loving creepy kid who should get out of the house more*

Sega Genisis *um a living sega genisis that cheats on his wife...don't ask*

Yea they make fun of every game out their and they really screw it up too. Theyve made fun of fighting games, star wars *on multiple occasions*, fable, halo 2, FF7, FF10 *seems aeris like yaoi*, FF11, FFTA, Unreal tournament, Metal gear solid 1,2 and 3, and Metroid *most innapropriate one + 1 of my fav* . Yea it's awsome.
Well I'll update more later
Seeya
Josh
seeya
Josh
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Monday, January 24, 2005

   good news for people who love bad news
Yes the topic of my post is one of my favorite modest mouse songs, I just got that CD *same name as song* saturday. Can't stop listning to it, its addiction like alcohol, drugs, and Katamari Damachy..lol, fun game.
This sucks, i woke up and the radio said NO SCHOOL FOR CHARLTON/DUDELY DISTRICT! woooo...half an hour later it was changed to a two hour delay..no fair..
Anyway i have good news for people who play Kings of Chaos *or Dark Throne, or Rise of Tyrants, or Mediwars* Well theirs a game thats a clone of Kings of Chaos. Its called Iraqi shootout. NO ITS NOT THE WAY IT SOUNDS *yet it is too* Well if you play Kings of Cahos heres the similarities
KoC Iragi Shootout
Humans Americans
Elves Terrorists
Dwarfs Isreals
Orcs Russians

If you play join me, my name is Miro Stalin. I'm Russian, but not because of the 25% attack bonus, because i like russians. In KoC i am human because they get a 25% more money income.
In Irag shootout you can't sabotage things like you can in KoC but it's still fun. For weapons though in KoC a human knight's lance is equivilant to a russians RPG *rocket propelled grenade*
And a human's Black Powder missle, or a Elfs flaming arrow is equivilant to a Russians Soviet Sam7..heh kaboom..
Hey i also learnrd a new trick, I learned how to not only get everyones avitars and stuff from everyones site, i can acsses all of your sites straight from my desktop. lol it helps
Anyway i got to go to school in 20 minutes, seeya everyone.
josh
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Saturday, January 22, 2005

hello
Здравствулте! как каждое? Я надеюсь каждое имело wondefull, холод, снежный день. Я осведомленн я сделало. Я как раз желаю я смогло чувствовать мои руки * хохот *

Anyway whatsup everyone? Im just chillen and listening to modest mouse. I think i'll be on myo more and more now. Well bye everyone
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   hebleh...
G'mornin everyone it's one in the morning right now and i feel like im gonna fall asleep on the keyboard. Well yesterday*today*bleh was cool. I called my best friend Jeff's cousin Jamie who lives in Texas. Shea a uber otaku, and that conversation was more fun then anything i have ever done with my girlfriend lol. Im still tryin to dump my girlfriend lol and nothing is working!. Anyway i gtg seeya
Josh
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Wednesday, January 19, 2005

   Anno!
Hey everyone whatsup? I just got my aviation bade in boy scouts. That's cool. I also bought myself a bronze star and a soviet union navy badge. I've been wearing those ever since i got them. Anyway im cold.. It's as low as 0 degrees here on the lake and i can't feel my feet. I'm not doing much now just playing Soul Calibur 2 and Halo 2, avioding AOL...for reasons, and lastly i quit learning japanese and i'am now learning a mixture of russian and finnish. Russian because i want to and Finnish because it's the launguae of my ancestors. Well I had a interesting weekend, i was over Ron's house and tons of things happened. let me explain...


Ron: Man i'm hungry
Me: me too
Ron: well we don't have much to chose from besides these toxic burritoes..
Me: ugh
Ron: you eat them before so take one
Me: k
*cooking the burritoe*
Me: HEY i think my burritoe is leaking...
*Both of us laugh*
Ron: eww damn mexican food..
Josh: now its bubbling..
both: ....
*microwave beep*
*Ron grabs it and throws it back in*
Ron: it's still frozen..
*finally the burritoe is down and im eating that while rons having toast*
Ron: how does it taste?
Josh: like the schools potatoe lunches..
Both: laugh
Josh: eugh its burning..
Ron: lol poisenous mexican burritoes..
Josh: hey is their a bean in this burritoe?
Ron: well hence the name bean burritoe..
Josh: oh i didn't know that..
Ron: moron
Josh: ewwww its spicy..
*i drink soda*
Josh: Hauh..Now the sodas spicy
Ron:...

Well eventually we finish dinner and go back to play Halo 2 but in short this proves why bagged frozen mexican burritoes are bad for you.
Well after that were playing Halo 2 and at first i was getting my ass kicked, and as time went on i had a 18-0 game in my favor. *we were playing Dreadnaut version* Well i couldn't have done this without my banshee and my oversheilds. Well i just learned today plasma pistols completely deplete all energy sheilds including my oversheild and by some weird twist of fate i got my banshee destroyed and lost 20-18...

Anyway the next day Ron bought a invader Zim dvd and we had 5 hours of doomly fun. We watched episodes like Bloaty's pizza hog, megadoomer, Bolugnius Mactimus, Lice, Abduction, Hobo 13, the sad, sad story of chickenfoot, and a couple others. That was perhaps one of the most unstressed weekends ever. It was awsome! Ron just bought a special X-Box plug and now when i go over next week *if i do* We will have the perfect Halo 2 game because we'll use seperate X-boxes and seperate TV's hopefully, so we can use are own account files and no one can look at the other persons screen.
Well i got to go now. Seeya
Josh
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Wednesday, January 12, 2005

   Hey
Hello everyone, Whatsup. I'am doing fine. I Dunno what to say right now but im sure i'll think of something. Oh yea i talked with midnight mistral through aim...it was crazy. Well i'll talk more later.
seeya
Josh
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Monday, January 3, 2005

   I have returned
Hello everyone. I haven't been online in so long and i haven't updated myo even longer. Anyway how is everyone? I probably will read some posts from my friends later so yea. My christmas is good because my grandma is still alive and if you didn't know she has brain cancer. Well on a better note my friend ron and i entered a halo 2 tournament. We made it to the semi finals then we got our asses kicked! Well i gtg everyone seeya!
Josh
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Wednesday, December 8, 2004

   Spetsnaz GRU!!
Hello everyone whatsup! I'm just chillin right now chattin with my girlfriend *who is not a succubus,ron!* and attempting to finish my homework. Anyway i've been getting back into my anime side by drawing more. I've been also playing runescape again, my favorite player who hasn't logged on in almost a year finally logged on again. It was fun. I've also been reading some really funny .hack parodies. Their not mine but i'll post them. The person who made them his name is majjinbuu from the World BBS.com
Ill put them donw here Well bye everyone
Josh


And we all wonder why Mistral is a bad cook...

Part 9
----It is the morning after Marlo’s fight with Iron Grunty. Kite had received an e-mail from Mia asking him to come to a dungeon. He was just about to head out when he meets Mistral.
Kite: Oh hi, so how was your dinner last night?
Mistral: Crispy…very, very, crispy.
Kite: That’s too bad.
Mistral: I burned breakfast too.
Kite: What did you eat?
Mistral: Cocoa Puffs.
Kite: …And they got burned how?
Mistral: They were in the microwave too long.
Kite: Why were they in the microwave?
Mistral: Because they were cold. I keep them in the refrigerator.
Kite: Can’t you just keep them in a cupboard?
Mistral: No, that’s where I keep the milk.
Kite: Um, milk goes in the refrigerator, and cocoa puffs goes in the cupboard.
Mistral: Oh…is that why the milk turned thick, chunky, and discolored?
Kite: …Probably…
Mistral: Ew, okay I’m going to go throw it out. I was wondering why we always kept the milk in the fridge, I’m by myself this weekend, you see?
Kite: Okay, just hurry and throw that stuff out.
Mistral: Right, I’ll be back.
----Mistral throws out the bad milk, and then Kite takes her with him to the area Mia wanted to meet in.
Kite: You didn’t actually drink that milk, did you?
Mistral: No, I thought it smelled too funny, so I put orange juice on the cocoa puffs instead.
Kite: And?
Mistral: Didn’t taste very good. I don’t know which made it worse, burning the cocoa puffs, or adding the orange juice
Kite: Probably the orange juice.
Mistral: Yeah…you know, I don’t understand why so many people are able to eat cereal. I have the worst time trying to get it from the bowl to my mouth. I mean, how is everyone able to keep all those little pieces on their forks.


Part 10
----Kite and Mistral continue into the dungeon. In an open room on the first floor, they find Elk and Mia.
Kite: Hey Mia, Mistral told me about how Piros beat you.
Mia: Oh, he will pay.
Elk: Kite…
Mistral: What are you going to do?
Mia: I’m going to alter his character a bit…
Elk: Kite…
Mia: …and I want you to help me.
Mistral: We’re going to play a practical joke? Yay, count me in.
Elk: Kite…
Kite: What, Elk?
Elk: Do you have any aromatic grass. I’m desperate. Please, I need some…now…
Kite: Sorry Elk, but no.
Elk: NO! I need aromatic grass! I need it now!
----Elk runs over to a corner and starts talking to himself.
Elk: He keeps it away from us he does. That dirty twin blade. Won’t give our precious to us he won’t. Keeps it to himself he does…
Kite: Fine, here, I found this yesterday.
Elk: Oh, thank you.
----Elk jumps up, and takes the aromatic grass, and squats back down in a corner. He then starts talking to himself again.
Elk: My precious…
Mistral: Um…okay…right…
Kite: He gets weirder everytime I see him.
Mia: Okay, so you know the plan, so let’s get started. You go get Piros. I’ll stay here and get ready.
----Mia sits down on the ground and starts licking her hand, and brushing it over her head.
Elk: OH YEAH!!! She’s licking herself!
Mistral: Ew Elk, you’re into some weird stuff.
Mia: Why are you all watching me?
----Mia gets up and walks into another room.
-


Part 11
----Kite and Mistral warp into the root town so Kite can contact Piros.
Piroswarps in) Hark, adventure awaits. Who knows what surprises are in store for us?
Mistral: Oh, oh, I know…
Kitecovers her mouth) Shh…quiet.
Mistral: Oops.
Piros: Hmm? What are you talking about, she of obnoxiously high-pitched voice?
Mistral: Oh, um…nothing…
Kite: Alright, let’s go.
----They warp into the field, and head toward the dungeon.
Mistral: Hey Kite, where did this crappy music come from?
Kite: Oh that, it happens whenever you go somewhere with Piros. It doesn’t bother me anymore, because I turned my music setting off, and listen to something else.
Mistral: Hey, that’s a great idea. Now where did I put my Linkin Park CD?
………
Kite: Feel free to listen to your own music, but for the sake of my sanity, please don’t sing along.
Mistral: Hmph, fine…
----Kite, Mistral, and Piros continue into the dungeon. They find Elk in the first room by himself.
Elkto Piros) Hey, do you want this helm, I can’t use it.
Piros: What is it called?
Elk: The Hark Helm.
Piros: Hark Helm?!?! Ooh, give it to me!
----Piros takes the helm and equips it. He then undergoes a hideous transformation.
Kite: Whoa…
Mistral: HOLY ****!!!
Elk: ****! That’s it, I quit, no more aromatic grass for me!
Piros: What’s going on, Hark?
----Piros hadn’t just received a color change, but instead had a completely altered avatar. While the body size remained the same, his armor was now bright pink, and his hair was identical to Marge Simpson’s. Not to mention he had the heads of a noble and poison grunty growing on either side of his head. Mia stepped out of the shadows laughing.
Mia: Mwahahahahahahaha!
Piros: You evil cat you did this, Hark. **** it, now I say hark every time I speak, Hark.
Kite: Actually, that’s not very different.
Noble Head: Mon ami, where am I?
Poison Head: Master, what’s going on, ribbit.
Mistral: They can talk?!?!
Kite: That’s it, I’m leaving.
Mistarl: I’m going too!
----Kite and Mistral warp out.
Piros: Hmm…actually, I think I like this new design, Hark.
Mia: WHAT?!?!


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Saturday, December 4, 2004

   I have returned
Hello everyone. I have returned again. Sorry for being away so long life tried to pull me in one of it's annoying little vorpeal wormholes. Anyway i broke up with my girlfriend, got back up with her again then again. Omg fates like sayin to me stay with her. I also talked with my father*my real one* He was telling me about his life. how he started too late in life with anything and how its gonna end for him. He broke people, he lives ina small hellhole, he barly gets by, and in his family its common to die early. He cried....i cried...it sucked. He told me to enjoy the last years i had with him and make the most out my life but exceed himself. To have been thru the life hes been thru is comparing the hardships with a friend of mine on this site except in a different manner. This friend has endevored life and she really is a great person. This is you Rayea. I don't want anyone ending up like mein father. I think i know understand life.... Anyway ive been having a stressful but fun week besides that. I had to preform in chorus today. I made it into the 12 people select choir. I also have the chances of being in 2 superlative sections in my school yearbook. Most musical, and most artistic. also ive been getting compliements from my teachers for my advanced reading level and vocb. Also i was in 3 different newspapers for being in boyscouts. STRESS SUCKS. Anyway my gf is in the hospital poor her. i hope she gets soon, also my .hack fetishes ive been having have beeen reduced from 40% of my life to 15%. My new super fetish is with my new game MGS3 SE. I was also playing Risk with my friend jeff today. You know that 6 hour long board game. Well it was fun i conquered india, parts of asia, had Rssia *noo i lost it*, and i captured the continent of Australia, Jeff though had Americas, Canadian areas and Britain, and Freieres *other player* had Africa and rest of Europe. Its awsome. Anyway i gtg seeya all. i hope to post again soon
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