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Sunday, September 14, 2003

Invasion of the House Cat

Current Mood:		Vengeful for not getting a permanent lap
Feeling:Annoyed yet Comfortable, thank you
Listening To:This non-English music with a possible Orient origin that Jesse has playing slightly loudly on this machine
Watching:These words appear on this computer when I press a key with my paw or claw
Thinking:
This should teach her for moving!
Also thinking:I think I need to sharpen my claws some more, these keys are making them dull
Big Thought of the Moment:Why donn't people worship cats anymore like the Egyptions did? No one would ever move while I was in there lap, and I'd eat the chicken humans buy for themselves every night instead of waiting and begging for scraps after dinner.
Anime Thought:What is this thing called 'Anime' that Jesse watches so much of?
Post:Greetings human slaves and servants! I am the old, wise, and great black cat Francis! I am here to tell you to worship all black cats! Never move when we are in your lap! I must also tell you that, contrary to popular beleif with every commoner that my servants and slaves bring home, I AM A MALE! I am also the sixteen-year-old supreem ruler of all black cats! Every cat respects me! As for you humans, fear, honor, obey, and worship me and my minions! You will NOT get up when they and/or I am in your lap, lieing beside you, near you, or around you! You also wont cause something that causes someone that has the honor of us in their lap, ect. to move! You will feed us chicken and bacon every night! Pet us and love us every hour of every day! You will build big rooms with beds, scratching posts, high places, soft places, comfortable places, ect. for your cat and not allow any dogs to come into the room! You will keep dogs outside unless one is old and sweet. We cats are not barbarians! We respect our rivals! You will have a bench outside in the dog's area that we can jump on to claw the faces of disrespectful pups! Also, you WILL NOT MOVE! You will NOT do anything that causes your cat to be kept inside and have to use only his liter box unless it is raining/flooding/storming/ect. outside! That is all, humans! You may question my laws and such! But after that, be gone to worship your cat in my name!
Signature:~Francis the Black~
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