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Wednesday, August 17, 2005


   mooooore quotes ^^ i see you're all enjoying them! lol, well, there's alot more coming ^^ heehee










Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else.

If it weren't for electricity we'd all be watching television by candlelight.
George Globol

Suburbia is where the developer bulldozes out the trees, then names the streets after them.
Bill Vaughan

Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society.
Mark Twain

A coward is a hero with a wife, kids, and a mortgage.
Marvin Kitman

Dogs have owners. Cats have staff.


My therapist told me the way to achieve true inner peace is to finish what I start. So far today, I have finished 2 bags of M&M's and a chocolate cake. I feel better already.
Dave Barry

Never assume that the guy understands that you and he have a relationship.
Dave Barry

The leading cause of death among fashion models is falling through street grates.
Dave Barry

Everywhere is within walking distance if you have the time.
Steven Wright

An consultant is someone who takes a subject you understand and makes it sound confusing.


Middle age is when you've met so many people that every new person you meet reminds you of someone else.
Ogden Nash

Cigarette sales would drop to zero overnight if the warning said CIGARETTES CONTAIN FAT.
Dave Barry

Experts agree that the best type of computer for your individual needs is one that comes on the market about two days after you actually purchase some other computer.
Dave Barry

I don't know whether the world is run by smart people who are putting us on, or by imbeciles who really mean it.


Don't be distracted by criticism. Remember-the only taste of success some people have when they take a bite out of you.
Zig Ziglar

A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on.
Sir Winston Churchill

If you can't convince them, confuse them.
Harry S. Truman

Some people see things that are and ask, Why? Some people dream of things that never were and ask, Why not? Some people have to go to work and don't have time for all that.
George Carlin

A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort.
Herm Albright

I'd rather be a failure at something I love than a success at something I hate.
George Burns


~~RakuDa~~
--The One And Only--


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