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Tuesday, August 16, 2005


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hey all! finally updating...uhh, i have more quotes for you! weehoo! and!!! i have a poll at the end of this post asking for your favorite bands! i put a WHOLE LOTTA choices...all rock...from Air1 to MTV! hehe...well, here are your beloved quotes! and a poll! lol. enjoy!


Too bad that all the people who know how to run the country are driving taxi cabs and cutting hair.
George Burns
Ah Mozart! He was happily married - but his wife wasn't.
Victor Borge

I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out.


A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
Lana Turner

A psychiatrist asks a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for nothing.


Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and just give her a house.
Rod Stewart

An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have. The older she gets, the more interested he is in her.
Agatha Christie

See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time.
Robin Williams

All marriages are happy. It's living together afterwards that is difficult.


Money can't buy you friends, but you get a better class of enemy.
Spike Milligan

Seven out of ten people suffer from hemmorhoids. Does this mean that the other three enjoy it?
Sal Davino

Evening news is where they begin with 'Good evening', and then proceed to tell you why it isn't.


Never tell your mom her diet's not working.
Joel, 14.

According to a new survey, women say they feel more comfortable undressing in front of men than they do undressing in front of other women. They say that women are too judgmental, where, of course, men are just grateful.


I used to sell furniture for a living. The trouble was, it was my own.
Les Dawson

Honesty is the key to a relationship. If you can fake that, you're in.
Richard Jeni

My success has allowed me to strike out with a higher class of women.
Woody Allen

If at first you don't succeed, think how many people you've made happy.
H. Duane Black

Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake whole relationships.
Sharon Stone

Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read.
Groucho Marx

~~RakuDa~~
--The One And Only--




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