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Friday, August 12, 2005


   Funny Quotes ^^









hey all, i was too lazy and tired to type anything, so i found some funny quotes ^^ enjoy

Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.
Will Rogers

If at first you don't succeed, failure may be your style.
Quentin Crisp

Honest criticism is hard to take, particularly from a relative, a friend, an acquaintance or a stranger.
Franklin P. Jones

Seventy percent of success in life is showing up.
Woody Allen

The trouble with being punctual is that nobody's there to appreciate it.
Franklin P. Jones

Many a man owes his success to his first wife, and his second wife to his success.

USA Today has come out with a new survey: Apparently three out of four people make up 75 percent of the population.
David Letterman

If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Then quit. No use being a damn fool about it.
W.C. Fields

I couldn't wait for success, so I went on ahead without it.
Jonathan Winters

Too much of a good thing can be wonderful.
Mae West

Laughter is the shortest distance between two people.
Victor Borge

Retirement at sixty-five is ridiculous. When I was sixty-five I still had pimples.
George Burns

If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on
their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?
Steven Wright

Laughter is a tranquilizer with no side effects.
Arnold H. Glasgow

Ah yes, divorce ... from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet.
Robin Williams

Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film.

Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you walk into an open sewer and die.
Mel Brooks

more to come tomorrow!!!
~~RakuDa~~
--The One And Only--



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